(You sit down in your sofa and wriggle a little to get settled properly. The television remote is already held snugly in your hand like an appendage, and before you even know it you press the ON button. The television screen flickers from the centre outwards and soon all the pixels work in unison to provide you with some images on the screen.

However, what you see is not Insider, instead, you see the debut of...)

A STARR IS BORN
A NEW REALITY TELEVISION EXPERIENCE
STARRING TOMMY STARR

(We see images of Tommy Starr at the solarium, dancing with a bevy of beauties at the Viper Room, having a pedicure, and throwing a tantrum in the middle of Saks Fifth Avenue as the opening theme is played, namely "Sexed Up" by Robbie Williams. The montage ends as a female voiceover narrates whilst Starr does some sit ups at the gymnasium.)

MORNING - GYMNASIUM

Here is WWA wrestling superstar and budding actor Tommy Starr, partaking in one of his favorite hobbies, exercising. Starr views his body as a temple and it is something that all the public should worship.

It's a shame that no-one worships it as much as he does. Welcome to "A Starr is Born", where, on a semi - regular basis, Starr has been gracious enough to allow camera crews to film him as he undertakes day to day tasks.

(Starr stops doing his situps and gets to his feet. A couple of attractive looking women walk towards him and he puts one foot up on a bench, and starts doing some forward lunges.)

Starr: How YOU doin'?

(The two women giggle and scamper away. Starr smirks, turning to watch them walk away, adjusts himself and then heads for the showers as the voiceover continues.)

It is certainly entertaining to watch Starr as he interacts with the fairer sex. Full of confidence and bravado, just like every other aspect of his life.

(We fade out and then back in as Starr can be seen at his local blockbuster video store.)

EVENING - BLOCKBUSTER

Watch as how Starr holds open the door for an elderly lady, waiting for her arrival. What sets him apart from the rest is how he slams it shut just as he gets there, ever the one for equal rights.

Starr often frequents Blockbuster, an avid fan of the silver screen. Today he is picking up a range of videos, Harry and the Hendersons, Geronimo, The Crying Game. Every video purchase in some way goes towards research in his current feuds in the WWA.

(Starr walks past a mirror and stops to admire himself as a couple of young men corner him, one is tall and the other short.)

Short Man: I hope Shaman kicks your a$$!
Tall Man: Yeah, I've been wanting him to get you since like, forever.

(Starr grins and pulls a large lollypop from his pocket.)

Starr: Can you hold this, I need to tie up my shoe.

(The Tall man eagerly accepts and Starr walks away.)

Tommy Starr is always thinking ahead. Watch as the enraged mother brings security over to detain the man holding the lollypop.

Woman: That's my baby boy's lollypop right there! This criminal must have stolen it!

(Security question the short and tall men as Starr is seen smirking, exiting the store, videos in hand.)

Tommy Starr is the self proclaimed Superstarr of the WWA, and is quickly making his presence known. We hope you will keep tuning in to see "A Starr is Born" in the future and experience the Starr Treatment first hand.

(Credit - Tommy Starr Enterprises 2004.)