(The WWA logo flashes brightly on the screen before disappearing. The camera faces a brown rope hanging downward from the sky. A rope in which a pair of hands hang on tightly. The camera continues to move down and you see the Chuckster himself hanging on it.)

Chuckster: A wise man once declared… When you come to the end of your rope… tie a knot and hang on.

[That's where I am today.]

Chuckster: Franklin D. Roosevelt… sure was right when he stated that.

[Hanging on my rope.]

Chuckster: But he had no idea… that someone like myself would be holding on this long.

[Hanging on my knot.]

Chuckster: For too long have I been taking crap from others.

[The one created from your sins.]

Chuckster: For too long have I had to endure the pain of yesterday.

[The one's in which I must endure.]

(He yells out.)

Chuckster: FAR TOO LONG!

[The one's in which we all suffer.]

Chuckster: You know… I try to think back and try to reflect what it is that keeps me going.

[Under you.]

Chuckster: What it is… that lets me roll out of bed every morning.

[Under me.]

Chuckster: Why it is that I am here… at the end of my rope… my knot.

[It makes no difference.]

Chuckster: But the story does not belong here… no!

[As I still hang here.]

Chuckster: Let's go back to the beginning. Let's go back to where this really starts… the EWA!

[Left with nothing to do… nothing… but to climb up.]



[Continued…]