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Posted by in WWA Insider on 3rd March 2004
Gold Mining!! ~~ Shaman and Black Scorpion are walking up a huge mountain side in eastern california as Shaman seems a bit disturbed at something and Black Scorpion looks at him shaking his head. Shaman stops slamming a pick axe into the ground and looks at Black Scorpion as he speaks.~~

Shaman: " Your almost funny here. How the hell does rock digging fit in with my goal to reach the top of the WWA?"

Black Scorpion: " Simple its exercise. You need to work out and train and hell i need some property cleared up here."

~~ Shaman looks at Black Scorpion and chuckles a bit.~~

Shaman: " What are you going to build a shrine saying House of Pain was here. Black Scorpion Grandfathered member says so?"

~~ Black Scorpion looks at Shaman with a disgusted look.~~

Black Scorpion: " Your too funny Shaman. This is far enough start digging wise guy!"

~~ Shaman begins digging and sings as he does so.~~

Shaman: " Oh my darlin oh my darlin oh my Daaaaarlin clementine...."

~~ Black Scorpion covers his ears.~~

Black Scorpion: " Do you have to sing ya jack ass?"

Shaman: " Its all the fresh air getting to me!"

~~ Black Scorpion points to the WWA camera crew.~~

Black Scorpion: " Go intervue before you make me passout from bad singing and lack of air from trying not to be sick."

~~ Shaman chuckles and slams the pick axe into the ground and walks over to the WWA camera crew as he looks over his shoulder chuckling.~~

Shaman: " So you gentlemen climbed up this big old rock to talk to me about my match monday against Nick Adams. Not alot to talk about really. Its him vs me in a match to determine who gets a shot at the WWA World title at Rage in the Cage. I want that shot and im taking it full bore. representing Meltdown in that match. The other three opponents i won't mention until im done with my match with Nick Adaams. Due to the fact anything could happen in my run down with him. Im working hard for my run at him. he better be prepared plain and simple. I mean look at his and my track records. Get to the big show and choke. Not planning on that this time at all. He and i have a big dance on the way and im intending on doing as much damage possible. I know he has problems with Tracer Bullet and truth to be told i could give a damn less at the moment. He better concentrate on me not his forthcoming or existing problems."

~~ Shaman reaches down and picks up a stone and looks at it and holds it towards the camera. Pointing at the quartz and the other types or rock on the stone.~~

Shaman: " All these minerals create this stone and makes it unique to this area. Like the WWA all the wrestlers make the fed a whole and very unique organization. Now Nick Adams he has been here awhile not nearly as long as myself. Yet he gets a shot at things and so do i. Its the way they roll the dice in this businees. Sometimes it comes up in your favor sometimes not. This time i don't plan on squandering the favor. Now Nicholas don't think hat im taking you lightly or insulting you here. Im just simply stating the obvious. You need to be prepared. I mean before you seemed to have done your homework. Now this time Shaman is working the ropes and he is waiting and ready. I want whats at the mountain top of the WWA. Its the Gold. I have to mill and mine my way around the bottom and begin my ascension to the top. I achieved my frist goal. Now its time to begin achieving my next goal. My ultimate goal lies at the top."

~~ Shaman tosses the rock over his shoulder and then turns and walks back towards where he dropped his pick axe and speaks as he looks at it.~~

Shaman: " You know this work could be good for the soul. Pounding out frusterations. Chipping away at the stone of the WWA. Creating a new niche for myself. Nicholas Adams has found his niche im guessing. I own mine and now im going to begin to chip away at destiny and begin anew with a new plan. Come now Nicholas do not worry. You are still well liked, But come monday how much your liked will matter very little now. Im going to take it to you like you have never seen. Your going to hurt. Bring the rain Nick and im going to bring the pain. Rainmaker you will meet the painmaker. Welcome to hell and this yard isn't big enough for the two of us."

~~ Black Scorpion yells something over at Shaman.~~

Black Scorpion: " Hey big dog wanna help clear the yard? I mean a good yard is a clean yard. So lets get to work and where the hell is your protege mini?"

~~ Shaman looks around and wonders where he is.~~

Shaman: " You know i haven't a clue where the hell he is hiding. Did you put him in the trunk again?"

~~ Camera fades as Shaman and Black Scorpion are conversing and then the camera pans over the valley as the camera fades out and fades into a resort at the bottom of the hill as Shamans suburban is seen and the camera enters the resort as Mini Shaman is seen speaking with some women.~~

Mini Shaman: " Yeah the camera makes me look ten times as big as i really am. I have been around the business forever."

~~ Cell phone ringing can be heard as Mini Shaman gets a look of fear on his face.~~

Mini Shaman: " Just one second ladies!"

~~ Mini Shaman answers the phone and begins talking.~~

Mini Shaman: " hey yeah man im down here at the bottom of the hill. Huh no problem two bottles of tequila. Ok good i'll make sure i bring those up with me Shaman!"

~~ Suddenly Mini Shaman realises what he just said. He then turns and speaks to the ladies.~~

Mini Shaman: " Ladies ladies pleas4 ignore my rants there. That was the real Shaman. Ive been a bad Mini, But if you ladies get to know me i'll know how bad i can be. I'll show you what i can do. I may be short on stature but long on vigorous activities. Once ya go midget ya never go back!"

~~ One of the ladies speaks up.~~

Lady: "You know a midget and me. Whew could be fun. Then again we want the real deal and he is at the top of the hill and your down here. I bet you don't even know Shaman!"

Mini Shaman: "Do so and he even can meet you ladies this evening! I'll set it up."

~~ Suzy Shamans longtime girlfriend walks into the area and grabs Mini Shamans arm and drags him away.~~

Suzy: " You'll do no such thing damn. Garry you are up to no good again. I know that Shaman saved you and liked you as a counter part, But sheesh don't interfere in his personal life to get your jollies!"

Mini Shaman: " But Suzy im at the perfect height to get twin views of twin peaks. I love being me and even as Mini i can get the ladies!"

Suzy: " Shut up Garry!"

~~ Camera fades out as Mini Shaman is struggling and Suzy just drags him away as Black Scorpion and Shaman walk around the backside of the suburban and the camera begins to fade.~~







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