(Darkness.)

Mal Somers V/O:

Hi Joey,

You know, I was watching Sesame Street the other morning, to try and get an insight into your level of learning before our upcoming TV Title Match.

As I was driving to the gym this morning in the X-Mobile, a song got stuck in my head. You know the one from Sesame Street, which goes;

"One of these people is not like the other...
One of these people does not belong..."

And then they usually show a few people, all running, but one person is asleep. He is the odd man out. With that in mind, I logged on to www.wwa-online.com and did a bit of research. Check this out...

(A series of names scrolls down the screen.)

DENROL

MANTIS

SHAMAN

JACKSON KRAVEN

CRAVEN MOORE

VIK VENTRESSA

TJ DONALDSON

DAMIAN THORNE

IAN TENSE

NICK ADAMS

GRUNGE

joey k

All of these men have held the WWA TV Title. Like 'em or loathe 'em, they have all elevated the Title in one way or the other.

Except one.

You are pretty simple so I will spell it out Joey.

You are the odd man out.

You are the one who does not belong.

The TV Title is above you.

(The name "joey k" reappears on screen but then is deleted one letter at a time. k, y, e, o, j.

The screen is blank, until some new bold letters appear on screen.

MAL SOMERS.)

Yeah, thats a better match. That name belongs there. Its only a matter of when. And Joe, I'm sick of your sugar daddy Enigma fighting your battles for you. I mean, you'd swear he was intercepting the Insider broadcasts from his lair and tacking on lame rebuttals to each one! Joey, speak up! Dont be shy! All the MALcoholics out there want to hear from you!

(The name MAL SOMERS lingers on screen as we fade to black.)