[The scene opens in a dark alleyway in Downtown Chicago. We see Dave Harley emerge from behind a dumpster and zip up his jeans.]

Woowee! That chilli really played havoc with my insides! That's the biggest Denrol I've ever seen!

[He notices the camera watching him. If you listen very closely you can hear the cameraman wretch.]

Oh, umm...Hello everybody! Here I am on location in my hometown of Chicago. The reason I'm here is that next monday night, The Extreme Machine is one of the twenty chosen guys to take part in the Bourbon Street Brawl. The way I see it is that if I am to survive on the streets of The Big Easy and go on to claim a WWA World Title shot I need to get some training in. For some reason I haven't been able to get in touch with Bridge for a few days. He said something about kickin' Troy's ass. So I thought I'd do things the Windy City way. I learnt to fight here on the streets of my hometown so I thought I'd come out here and take it all in. I thought it might get me pumped up for the big match. Let's face it, Monday night may be the most important and memorable night in my career. All I have to do is survive.

[Harley turns out of the alleyway and starts walking down the street.]

There's gonna be some pretty stiff competition in there though. Not only do I have to contend with The Devils Own, I also have to get through Forsaken Souls. But X Corp are gonna be there in full. Hell, I'll be just as happy to see Mal or Chance walk out of this as the winner.

[Harley stops outside a Pawn Shop. A TV in the window is showing highlights of Meltdown.]

Huh, look at that! Meltdown is on! Home of 'Not So Late Night With Dave and Mal'. I am pleased to announce to you all that 'Not so Late Night...' ratings are looking good. But how about 'K Moments'? Where was it Joey? I guess you were way too pissed to go ahead with your show after I dropped you with that Harley Bomb. Or maybe you saw 'Not So Late Night...' and decided that you just couldn't compete with us? I tell you what Joey, hows about we go head to head this Saturday at Fiesta? A special edition of 'Not So Late Night...' and 'K Moments'? You see, this Monday you're not gonna be in a position to host anything. We'll be in New Orleans and I'm comin' for ya. Probably best you keep that TV Title of yours at home though. I'd hate it to get scratched.

[Harley grins as we fade out.]