"Jack Griffiths joined the WWA a matter of weeks after the 2004 Rage in The Cage, his rise to fame began then and since then he has climbed the ladder. Slowly but surely he has risen up the WWA ranks. The question today remains however, of wether or not Jack can ever truely stand on the WWA's grandest stage. Can he finally hold a true WWA title?"

"Tonight on WWA Insider, we take a look at the family man, struggling to finally break the glass ceiling."

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(The camera is in a shopping mall, Jack stands about ten metres from it, a large group of people surround him, not for autographs but they are merely trying to do as Jack is... Christmas shopping! Jack is holding a plethora of bags. In the bottom right hand corner is the WWA Insider logo)

Jack: What took you so long?

(From across the other side of the mall walks a tall, short brown haired woman. She is not your run of the mill woman though; the word hippie is a good description.)

Rachael: There was a queue ok? You wouldn't understand, you don't have to queue!
Jack: Hello? I am English we love to queue!
Rachael: Ok fair dues.

(Jack trys to pass some of the bags to Rachael, she just laughs.)

Jack: Ah... come-on! I am in training!
Rachael: Then these will be good for you then.
Jack: Yeah but no but... I am not going to win this am I?
Rachael: Glad you realised that, it'll speed up the shopping so much.
Jack: Where to know then Tonto?
Rachael: Tonto? If I'm anyone I am The Lone Ranger..
Jack: Let me guess I am Silver?
Rachael: Well done...

(Rachael laughs, whilst Jack can do nothing but shrug.)

Rachael: Ok, the next stop is up to you!
Jack: Well, then I think my choice is the food hall...
Rachael: No!
Jack: Ok then, how about the Quiksliver shop?
Rachael: No!
Jack: Scuh?
Rachael: Closer...
Jack: How about you just take me to the shoe shop you want to go to?
Rachael: Ok then, Clarks; here we come!

(Rachael tries to link arms with Jack but the bags get in the way...)

Jack: Ah-ha, thats why you should carry some of them...
Rachael: Ok then, give me two and put the rest in you other hand...
Jack: So unfair it is unbelievable.

(Jack hands over just two bags, and the passes the remaining six or so to the other hand; which is already laiden down with six as it is... finally Jack can now link arms with his wife fully.)

Jack: Ok, time to go to Clarks!

(Rachael leans over and kisses Jack on the cheek.)

Jack: What was that for?
Rachael: Just because...
Jack: Well what ever I did, I am glad. If it made you happy then it made me happy.
Rachael: Have I ever told you, that you are adorable.
Jack: Not often enough...

(Jack walks off but he is almost immediately stopped by a time-share sales person.)

Salesperson: Sir, can I interest you... in a free ticket to the WWA Birthday Bash.

(Jack looks over to Rachael, he smiles sweetly and leans over. He whispers into her ear)

Jack: Please, can I have some fun... I'll catch you up.
Rachael: Ok, but only if I can have the credit card.
Jack: Here...

(Jack hands over, the credit card and offers the bags over, but is instead met with the bags Rachael was carrying.)

Jack: Mucho, unfair.
Rachael: Yep!

(Rachael trots off, Jack turns back to the salesman.)

Jack: Right, shoot!

Salesperson: Ok then sir, if you are willing to come and listen to an informative talk about the delights of property sharing then you will recieve a WWA ticket for the Birthday Bash, absolutely free; with no strings attached.

(Jack acts like he is interested, suddenly his experssion changes to one of inquisition.)

Jack: Do you have any idea who I am?

Salesperson: A man interested in this once in a lifetime offer?

(Jack goes to smack his head in dismay, but the bags weigh his hand down too much.)

Jack: Close, I am interested in a once in a lifetime offer, and it will occur at said PPV however, it will come when I step through the curtain and fight for one of titles on the line in the Birthday Brawl. You see I am Jack Griffiths, I am a WWA superstar; and come Monday, I am going to step into the ring. I am going to show the people a match that they will remember forever. And I will walk out; wether I pick up a title I am going to walk out of the ring under my own abilities.

(Jack leans towards the man, and chuckles...)

Jack: But, I will take that ticket. Mybe I can convince some hobo to come along. After all, there has kind of been a hobo in the brawl before.

Salesperson: I am sorry sir, but you must listen to the talk to recieve the ticket.

Jack: Ok thats fine, out of curiousity where are the tickets?

Salesperson: Well... since you look like a trustworthy looking chap; I will let you into the scam.

(The salesman leans in.)

Salesperson: Its not actually a ticket per se... its more a voucher for a ticket, if you go along to the box-office the day of the event you get the ticket.

Jack: But we sold out, like months ago.

Salesperson: Yeah but most people don't know that...

(Jack sucks in as much breathe as he can muster; then he shouts at full volume.)

Jack: So you mean to tell me that, you are scamming all these people!

(Everyone who can hear is now facing Jack, Jack breathes)

Jack: That all of your tickets aren't really tickets?

(Jack breathes again, and then settles back down to normal volume.)

Jack: I say good day to you!

Salesperson: But...

Jack: I said good day!

(Jack turns on his foot and sets off looking for his wife. Jack starts to walk off, the bags becoming more and more of a visible nusiance to Jack; after a while he walks into a shoe shop. The camera pans up and we see the name "Clarks"... the camera fades back to the studio.)

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"Well thanks for joining us today on WWA Insider: Inside View. And remember people, its all fun and games until someone loses an eye... then its just hard to focus. Good night"