(The camera fades up on a bright living room, the sofa as ever is pointed towards the television. What would furniture point to if there was no television? The trademark flicker of a fire can be seen on the right hand side of the screen. Just above the WWA Insider logo)

Jack: Hey Rach?

(No response...)

Jack: Rach, where are you?

(Still no response... Jack walks into screen from a doorway at the back of the shot. He looks both ways before running and vaulting over the sofa back and landing seated on it.)

Jack: Right, if no-one is around then I guess its time for Christmas movies...

(He never told anyone other than his wife and her family but Christmas TV and more importantly Christmas movies were his guilty pleasure.)

Jack: So what have I got today then? Fly Away Home?

(Jack flicks the TV on, but rather than a programme he gets a home video, no not one of THOSE home videos.)

Rachael: Right, well if you are watching this then you are probably not doing what you are supposed to be doing.
Jack: Which is?

Rachael: Idiot, you are supposed to be shopping for the Christmas food.

Jack: I've got the ingredients for the nut roast though...

Rachael: Yeah but you still need to get potatoes, Cranberry sauce etc.

(Jack looks a the screen confused... he waves his hand in front of the screen.)

Rachael: Yes... hello!

(Jack jumps backwards, still confused by everything.)

Jack: Wait, how did you know that?

Rachael: Look I haven't got time to spell this all out to you, you are supposed to be down at the shops right now.

(Jack stands up...)

Rachael: Sit down!

Jack: Stop that!

(Jack sit downs, he is so confused that he almost fears what may happen; that he figures he may aswell.)

Rachael: Final thing, I was thinking this Christmas maybe we could, possibly go to Church?

Jack: Sure... change is good!

Rachel: Hear me out... wait you are going to agree aren't you?

(Jack nods, secretly looking around for a hidden camera.)

Jack: So am I shopping, or are we discussing Christmas Day?

Rachael: Shopping...

(Jack gets up to leave.)

Rachael: I love you...

Jack: Yeah, I know.

Rachael: Cheeky!

(Jack almost manages to leave again but Rachael stop him, the on-screen one not the real one.)

Rachael: By the way, Fly Away Home is about to start! You may want to record it.

Jack: Ok this is really freaky now...

(Jack jumps back over the sofa as we begin to fade...)