(Drew Rosen stands in the middle of a windstorm with an exasperated look on his face.)

Drew: I wish they'd show it. I wish they showed me finally making an impact in this company. Sure, Jim Jam got me in Round 1. But just because I have the class to try and win with legitimacy, doesn't mean I'm immune to hobo tricks.

(Drew shrugs.)

Drew: But that main event. The travesty? I don't care if anybody's seen it or not. I'm taking credit for it.

(He holds up his television title.)

Drew: Because guess what? No matter the hobo tricks. No matter the "competency" for the #1 contenders? I am the only champion. Suppose I delayed the inevitable on this one. But TV time is a fluid thing.

(He holds his arms out.)

Drew: And the thing about Wisconsin? The thing about this fine state is that I get everything thrown at me. Ridiculous heat. Bitter cold. Feet of snow. And I've survived it all. What makes Seth Copeland think he can beat me? Because he can fly? Because he has God like strength?

(Drew lets out a cackling laugh.)

Drew: You know what I can do? I can get hit. I love getting hit. Why? Because that means I can hit back. That means I can commend the broken spirits of the WWA where they belong. And who is more broken than Seth Copeland? He lost his girlfriend. He lost his mask. He choked worse than I did.

(He smirks.)

Drew: And now he gets to meet me. And he's going to have the class and dignity not to cheat to win. What does that mean? That means I'm going to win. Nothing can straighten what he has made crooked. And you know what Copeland? The more you deny your true power, the easier my time will be.

And that means I will send you back to your home planet.