[Title Witheld Pending Meltdown 10/10/2011 Results]

[Note: Due to the results of the 10/10/2011 episode of "Meltdown" some of the following has been edited to avoid disclosure of information currently under a publication ban.]

(Jim Black sits on a folding chair, his [CENSORED] still [CENSORED] after the results of [CENSORED] with Eddie Van Dorn. He seems perturbed.)

Jim Black: I had this weird dream where I had just made this entire interview, but then something happened and it all disappeared. Weird…

(A pause.)

Jim Black: I mean holy fuck with a pistol! What [CENSORED] of half-assed officiating could allow Eddie Van Dorn to [CENSORED] with [CENSORED] and [CENSORED]? Shitty ass bum-fuck!

(Jim Black picks up Stick and considers it.)

Jim Black: And seriously? I drew Drew Rosen in the first round, I [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] and of course [CENSORED], but my god did he whine. That was given. Not like I could [CENSORED] [CENSORED] Shaman [CENSORED] bicycle pump wouldn’t get the dents out. Am I right? Sure I am.

(Jim Black puts Stick down again.)

Jim Black: But then I get to the second round, and [CENSORED] [CENSORED] Lily Meyers [CENSORED] [CENSORED] without gloves even! No wonder there was a rash! But that’s not the point! [CENSORED] [CENSORED] and John Dionysus and the American Freebear in the end [CENSORED] [CENSORED] gimp mask [CENSORED] parakeet [CENSORED]! It’s a wonder we haven’t been fined by the FCC!

(Jim Black again adjusts the [CENSORED] that [CENSORED] Meltdown. He then stops.)

Jim Black: But come the next Meltdown, Jim Black will get back on track towards his winning ways. No more [CENSORED] and his mother [CENSORED] with a [CENSORED] Toledo, Ohio!

([CENSORED].)

Jim Black: [CENSORED]!

(Fade to Black.)