(The scene opens with David "Sniper" Wattsoner standing in front of a blue background with the WWA logo. The legend is dressed in a black t-shirt, leather pants, and sneakers. He looks a bit nervous, but is trying to cover it with his "badass" expression.)

Sniper: Now listen. I'm not good at this thing. Never was, never will be. I am the kind of guy that goes out there and kicks some ass, no questions asked. But you seem, the "WWA" has this thing where they like it if their fighters talk, so here I am.

(Sniper shrugs.)

Sniper: Let me do a shout out to Shaman. We had ourselves a sweet fight on that supercard. I was a little rusty, but I still think we stole the show. You're one tough motherf*cker and I respect that. I respect it a lot. Here's hoping that we end up on the same show after this spilt goes through.

(Sniper chuckles.)

Sniper: I don't get this place. One minute we're all a big happy family, next thing you know we got to... well... spilt. All because the head cheeses are have a little catfight. Little boys, you need to just grow up. Fighting over who has the biggest balls is for some teenagers. I know you types real well. I've had plenty of federation presidents in my time and you guys are nothing special. Through of course it's not like you big boys will listen to a little person like me, so I'll move on.

(Sniper looks up at the ceiling, clearly trying to think of a new subject. He than grins.)

Sniper: Oh yeah, those punks in Devil's Own. I'm sure you all think you're such Big Men because of what happened at that Brawl thing Sherlock Holmes ran. Keep on laughing, just remember this golden rule of mine.

"Thou who screws with Sniper, gets his ass kicked."

(Sniper smiles somewhat evilly, showing whom Denrol stole his evil grin from.)

Sniper: You all got bulleyes on your backs now. I would start sleeping with one eye open if I were you.

(Snipers chuckles again. He than pauses.)

Sniper: Do I have to make some sort of gesture or say "Cut"?

Camera Man: Nope, we'll just fade out here.

(Fade to black.)