(Mal Somers stands in front of a backdrop with the WWA logo emblazoned all over it. To the right of screen is a tall wooden stand, a podium of sorts, but it is quite tall, almost at head height.

Somer nods at the camera, ducks down, picks up his beloved Rookie and places it on the podium. Somers steps back, and sticks a small red bow tie on the podium. As the camera zooms out, if you think real hard, Rookie looks like a long, tall, thin person. Or a belt on top of a tall podium with a red bow tie stuck to it. Whatever. The camera pans across to Somers.)

Somers: Hi Rookie, thanks for volunteering to interview me this week.

(The camera pans across to Rookie. Suddently a low pitched voice is heard from the left of screen. It's almost like James Earl Jones!)

Rookie: My pleasure, mal. Now lets get this party started. What are your thoughts on the upcoming roster split?

(The camera pans back to Mal. He is looking to the right of screen, thumb and forefinger on his chin, eyes closed.)

Somers: Hmmmmmm, very valid question, you are indeed very insightful. I'm excited about the roster split, as long as you, Chance and Harley are on the same show with me, I'll be happy. It would be cool if Youth United could be on the same show too, we'd have a blast, but if they are on another show, in a way, it would go a long way to spreading the force that is the Youth United and X-Corp alliance across the WWA as a whole.

(The camera pans back across to Rookie, who again speaks in a very deep, manly voice.)

Rookie: Great stuff Mal, you know I am the number one MALcoholic out there...you DA MAN!

Somers: (off camera) Oh shucks Rookie, don't make me blush. Heck, you know I'm a ROOKamaniac from way back.

Rookie: Thanks man. Well I'm sure all the MALcoholics out there in TV Land would have been watching the Rumble, and what a show that was! Our buddy, Nick Adams won, and big props to him, but I did notice you did quite well too Mal, what with eliminating six opponents from the Rumble!

(The camera pans back to Mal.)

Somers: Yep, I was pleasantly surprised, eliminating the likes of my nemesis Leviathan, Lance Kinkaide, Joey K, Shaman and that putz Tommy Starr. And EVD too, sorry about that man, but I know you would have done the same to me too!

(The camera pans back to Rookie.)

Rookie: Very true, my next que...

Somers: (off camera) Hey! I haven't finished!

Rookie: Sorry, my bad.

(The camera zooms back.)

Somers: Thats OK, just dont let it happen again. Very unprofessional. What I was going to say is despite that big thrill and making it to the final six, I believe the highlight of my night was kicking Mr Miyagi...I mean Wes Sanders...in the head during Chance's match. That was, how you say, "khul", and I hope to be doing lots more of that in the future if we are on the same roster.

(Somers grins.)

Somers: In fact, if we aren't, I might just meet you in the airport car park and do it anyway! But, I believe Monday will be a good start. Sanders and Estinkma versus Dave Harley and I, tagging once again! It may be the last chance we get!

(The camera pans back to Rookie.)

Rookie: Actually Mal, I believe that has changed to a handi...

Somers: (off camera) Don't interrupt! But I know, it will be a handy little match, a handy opportunity to show all the MALcoholics and ROOKamaniacs what I am capable of.

Rookie: And what exactly are you capable of?

(The camera pans back to show Somers wth his hands cupped over his mouth.)

Somers: (In a deep voice) Sanders, if you have..**cough cough**...uh...sorry about that, frog in my throat! Sanders, if you have been paying attention, you will see that in my tenure thus far in the WWA, a pattern has started to form.

(The camera slowly zooms in on Somers.)

Somers: You see, back at the Birthday Bash 2002, I won the WWA Rookie Title, and defended it until it was retired. Then, Dave and I held the WWA Tag Team Titles and as soon as we lost them at May Revolution, soon enough, they were retired.

So Wesley, I was thinking...if you get in my way, they may as well start calling you "Belt", as once I get my hands on you....

YOU

WILL

BE

RETIRED!

(As we fade to black, the camera zooms out to show Mal and Rookie, laughing. Well, Mal is, interspersing his chuckles with some low "ha-ha's" on behalf of Rookie, but you get my drift.)