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Posted by in WWA Insider on 14th October 2005
KaOs Talk: Six Men, Three Teams, One Match "An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea."
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-----KaOs Talk: 6 Men, 3 Teams, 1 Match.-----

Voice Over: Welcome to the second edition of KaOs Talk. Tonight’s subject: “Six men, three teams, One match!”.

[A new opening sequence plays with their new theme music, which sounds oddly like the theme from Seinfeld. Small clips of KaOs both in and out of the ring scroll by the screen as the voice over goes on.]

Voice Over: And now, your former WWA Tag Team Champions, Komodo Dragon and Pyro, KaOs Talk!

[The scene fades to Komodo Dragon and Pyro sitting in their new set. The background is a painting of an ecstatic WWA crowd. The set is formed of a long desk where Pyro and Komodo sit behind it, both in suit and ties. Between the two men is a television screen with the words “KaOs Talk“ on it.]

Komodo: Welcome to the second edition of KaOs talk, I’m Komodo Dragon, and to my left, living proof that there are black leprechauns, my good buddy Pyro.

[Pyro glares over at Komodo as he just smiles into the camera.]

Pyro: [Under his breath] Leprechaun? I’m not even Irish.

Komodo: Today we will be getting to the nitty gritty of the tag division in the WWA. On Monday we are scheduled to take on The Detonators and the WORST.

Pyro: We have had experience with the WORST in the past. Perhaps some of you will remember this.

[The television screen shows a picture of both members of the worst cowering in front of Komodo.]

Komodo: These two are a poor excuse for a tag team. They are the scum of the WWA and even made our friends, Havoc, go through hell and high water with their under handed tactics.

Pyro: Which fell through for those of you who don’t know.

[The screen then puts up a picture of Havoc standing over the defeated WORST team at Labor Day Brawl.]

Komodo: With that said, KaOs would like to extend out gratitude to Deimos, Phobos, Mick Vain, and everyone else who was involved in defeating team Devil’s Own. The WWA is a better place and only has a few more vermin to exterminate.

[A picture of the Detonators appears on the screen drinking lemon-aid.]

Pyro: TNT and Dynamite, together they are The Detonators!

Komodo: Together they are laughing stock. The couldn’t get a bag of Cheetos open between the two of them.

[The screen then shows a superimposed picture of the Dets trying to open a bag of Cheetos.]

Komodo: These two men, along with their manager Jim Surge, are so afraid of showing how much they suck, that they refuse to face Mal and Tommy in the ring for the tag team titles, that they want to wait for an even better team-

Pyro: [While coughing] KaOs.

Komodo: To get the title, so they can lose in style. True that KaOs did lose to SomersStarr, but they had to cheat to do so. There was no other way to keep us down.

[Komodo then pauses and puts his hand up to his ear for a second.]

Komodo: I’m being informed that we have a caller on the line.

[A child’s voice then comes over the speaker.]

Voice: Is this KaOs?

Pyro: Sure is, you’re on the air with Pyro and Komodo.

Voice: Awesome! So, um, do you guys think that anyone will accept SomerStarr’s open challenge?

[Komodo strokes mustache as he thinks.]

Komodo: Well, it is a possibility that SomersStarr won’t even show up if any one does answer their challenge. I mean they know that KaOs will be in the building and they know that we will be looking for them.

Pyro: Sorry to cut you off Big D, but we are just about out of time.

Komodo: Well KaOs followers, until next time; I’m Komodo Dragon-

Pyro: And I’m Pyro.

Both: We’ll see ya in the ring!

[The credits then start to roll in front of the screen. Behind the credits Komodo and Pyro are seen exchanging witty banter when the screen fades to black.]

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