EXT. SIDEWALK, LOS ANGELES- NIGHT

[Here we are Los Angeles late night the time anything can happen, the WWA cameraman is standing on a deserted stretch of sidewalk. It is completely quiet, no cars, no people, nothing. Slowly the cameraman begins walking down the empty sidewalk until he reaches the large steel door of an abandoned packinghouse, he knocks on the door hard. Seconds later the door is opened by a huge bald man, a bouncer. Loud music and flashing lights are pouring out from behind the bouncer.]

Bouncer: What?

Cameraman: Um, I’m looking for Matt Keith I was told he was somewhere around here.

Bouncer: You’re from the WWA right?

Cameraman: Yes, yes I am.

[The bouncer steps aside and waves the cameraman in, upon entering the camera is flooded by the immense amount of people dancing and drinking, the entire packinghouse has been turned into some sort of underground street racer night club. Some faces are familiar; they’ve been seen at many street races Matt’s been in. Walking even deeper into the sea of boozed up young people the cameraman finds Matt Keith in the center dancing with Cameron. The DJ changes the music and the two stop dancing catching their breathe, others keep on dancing to the new song. Matt takes Cameron’s hand and they walk over to the steps leading to the DJ’s platform, standing next to the bottom step is Danny, he hands Matt a mic then Cameron and Matt walks up the stairs where the DJ is. The DJ sees them and cuts the music; the crowd lets out an annoyed groan.]

DJ: Yo, yo, yo, this party aint over.

[The crowds starts chanting turn it up in unison]

DJ: We will crank it up but first I want you all to get on your knees and bow down to the guest of honor, the man we are all celebrating tonight. You all seen him tearing up the streets of L.A., I’m talking about Matt Keith.

[Matt gets a huge pop from his fellow racers as he steps up to the catwalk looking down on all]

Matt Keith: [Yelling] Can you feel it?

Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

Matt Keith: [Yelling louder] I said can you feel it!?

Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHH!

Matt Keith: Look at you all, half of you are fellow street racers while others are here for the free beer. Well for the ones that are too wasted to know what the hells going on let me tell you what the celebration is all about. It’s not because I’ve beaten most of you out on the road, it’s not because I am so damn cool, no, it’s because after busting my ass in the EWA I am now an official member of the World Wresting Alliance.

[Matt receives yet another big pop, obviously he’s popular here. Too bad the WWA fans hate his guts]

Matt Keith: [Laughs] The WWA, do you people realize what it means to be in the WWA? This is the big dance boys and girls this is where champions are made.

[Matt pauses, looking at the mass of people there for him]

Matt Keith: Now lets get down to it shall we? Truth or Consequences what a night it was. It was a night full of surprises, a night full of action, and most important of all it was a night of Matt Keith. You see for weeks on end I’ve waited, I’ve waited to unleash the real Matt Keith, and Saturday I did just that. When I stepped into that ring and looked Mystical Illusion in his eyes I saw what I’ve seen in every EWA superstar since going to the EWA, and that was a man that was looking past me, a man that was over confident. But as soon as that bell rung and the match was underway he quickly found out that it was more or less a fight for your life when you’re in the ring with me. Yeah, we all see that he’s the new WWA European Champion but every single solitary person that saw the pay per view knows for a fact that it was a fluke, all thru our ladder match I was beating Mystical down like a dog. Then after I destroyed him with the Deadly Device from the top of the ladder he gets a free pass to the Elimination Chamber, which was not cool. And just like an encore of your favorite movie Mystical found himself getting his ass whipped by me again, but what happened? He fluked out because that idiot Chuckster knocked me out with that damn pipe. [Laughs lightly] Nonetheless it’s cool he can have his little title belt because now I have gone to bigger and better things.

Crowd: YEAHHHHHHH!

Matt Keith: And that bigger and better thing is just around the corner. You see in my debut match I will step into the ring with Alex Knight, a man that many have deemed a star in the making. But this will be a star the will be turned out because I have no intention on losing my first match in the WWA. Now Alex I know you’re out there at home watching this little party I’m throwing, hell I set this whole thing up so I could cram it down yours and all the other idiots at home throats. Tell me Alex, did you take a long hard look at my match at the pay per view? Sure you did, now Alex I got a chance to watch you running your little mouth, trying your hardest to be me, WWA’S resident expert on how to be cool. And as I sat here and watched you talk I couldn’t help but to think to myself “does this nimrod really think he’s on the same level as me”? Do yourself a huge favor Knight and stop doing drug, because you must be on some high tech s*it if you have got it into your mind that you have the slightest chance of beating me.

[The entire place is echoing with Matt Keith chants]

Matt Keith: Guys I want you to be honest, do you think Alex Knight has a snowballs chance in hell?

Crowd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Matt Keith: Just like I thought, but Alex don’t take their word for it you’ll find out first hand next Monday at Fiesta.

[Matt puts the mic down next to the DJ’s table and walks off the platform with Cameron]

DJ: Lets get this party back on track.

[The music is blasting thru the speakers once again.]

Danny: Alex Knight huh?

Matt Keith: Yeah, this is so f*cking out of whack. Everyone knows how far out of Knight’s league I am.

Cameron: I guess they want the two new guys to face off the see who the better one is.

Matt Keith: Nevertheless this whole thing sucks.

[Suddenly a funny looking man wearing nothing but a Speedo and chaps walks up to Matt, Cameron, and Danny. He totally wasted]

Man: [Slurred speech] Wow I can’t believe it, my friend told me that you would be here, I thought he was pulling my leg but he…

[He leans on Matt’s shoulder]

Man: [Slurred speech] Can I have your autograph Mr. Shaman?

[Matt sidesteps and the drunk falls face first on the floor, his pale tan-less ass is showing.]

Matt Keith: Shaman?

[Cameron and Danny starts laughing, Matt just looks down at the assed out drunk.]

Matt Keith: Who in the hell let this trash bag in? For god sakes the man wearing nothing but chaps.

[The man stands up and leans on Danny now.]

Man: [Slurred speech] I mean Matt Keee…eeeee…

[He hurls right no Danny’s shirt and falls to the floor again, now Matt and Cameron are crying laughing, pointing at Danny]

Danny: Motherf**er!

Matt Keith: [Pointing and laughing] Stop the pain.

Danny: Damn, this just aint right.

Matt Keith: [Still laughing] Do you need a shammy?

Danny: What was this dude eating?

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