**Shaman is seen walking through a casino and sits stops looking at a slot machine as it chimes and jingles and he shrugs his shoulder and drops in a quarter as it lights up and he makes back about 20 quarters he grins and then notices the ten million dollar winner and he walks over to that and begins dropping some quarters in as he speaks.**

Shaman: " Well well well this could be my lucky day!!."

** Shaman pulls the slot machines arm.**

Shaman: " Anyways Eddie Van Dorn Meltdown is a week away and im here playing slot machines just outside of Vegas hired the cellulite queen of the west for a date with ChuckSTARR and im here gambling without any tequila and not beaten a damn thing up yet. I'd say im doing pretty good keeping my anger in check. Anyways wanted to see what you were up to. You know reaching out saying hello whats up. I told ya i wasn't going to brag on kicking your ass and such. So i will simply say im going to wait for the ring and do it that way. In the ring my actions will speak for me. Uh now if you'll excuse me i have some slot machines to play. I got that itch that i'll win some big money!"

** Shaman watches the slot machine twilr down showing a cherry a bar and a lemon and the machine speaks.**

Machine: Please try again your a loser!!

** Shaman looks at the machine and around the corner and then shrugs and drops another machine in. Pulling the handle once again.**

Shaman: "Thats pretty unique for a machine to say!!"

** The machine drops down the same slot sequence as before and speaks again.**

Machine: Please try again loser. Of course im a unique machine!!

** Shaman stares at the machine disbelieving. Then drops another quarter and speaks before he pulls the arm.**

Shaman: " Is this some sort of joke?? if it is im not finding it very funny!!"

** Shaman watches the machine as it has no answer and he then shakes his head and pulls the slot arm as this time a bar bar and cherry combo comes up.**

Machine: Your on a role here genius, But your still a loser!!

** Shaman gets up and looks around the machine and sees nothing as he growls and sits back at the chair and looks at the machine and smacks it on the side as he raises his voice at it.**

Shaman: " Hey this things got a malfunction!!"

** Shaman holds his quarter as a maintenance guy walks up and takes the quarter from Shaman and drops it in and pulls the slot arm and the machine drops 20 dollars in quarters and speaks.**

Machine: You are a winner!!

** Shaman looks at the maintenance guy and then back to the machine and the maintenance guys speaks.**

Maintenance: Looks allright to me sir!!

Shaman: " Uh err this is just nuts. Must have had too many Tequila shots!!"

** Shaman drops in a quarter once again and begins playing the slots buy pulling down the arm and waits as a cherry cherry and a lemon pops up.**

Machine: Man you really are a loser Tonto!!

** Shaman grows a bit angrier this time looking at the machine as he drops another quarter in it and he pulls the arm. Another bar bar cherry pops up as the machine speaks again.**

Machine: OooooOoooOOhhh OoooOOOoooOOOohhh....Tonto lose nother quarter!! Him big chief be very broke loser!!

** Shaman growls a little and then nearly yanks the arm out of the machine as he pulls it down and then a bar cherry cherry shows up and he looks at the machine and watches and listens.**

Machine: Uh sorry big chief the machine says YOU LOSE!!!

Shaman: " Ok i have had enough of these jokes. Im going to destroy this machine if its not fixed. Wait a sec the maintenance man just checked it and it only seems to speak when im playing the machine. Must be one of those smart ass machines!!"

** Shaman chuckles as he puts another quarter in again and plays it as a woman walks by and the machine hits bar bar cherry and speaks.**

Machine: Nice ass lady how much did you pay for it??

** The lady suddenly turns around and slaps Shaman who is slightly in shock and then is quite angered as he drops a quarter into the machine as the lady storms off and he pulls the slot as a lemon lemon bar shows up and again the machine speaks.**

Machine: man your not getting the hint! Your a loser plain and simple and where'd you get that hair do from the 1800's??

Shaman: " Thats it. Ive had enough...!?!?"

Machine: Ooo big scary indian man go drink hgis fire water and go get drunk and do raindance for a bunch of fat ugly women at the strip club. Hey i think the Vuillage People lost their mascot here!!

Shaman: " Im going to deal with this now!!"

** Shaman grabs the slot machine and wrenches it back and forth as it sputters and sparks and he lifts it up and slams it on the ground and the screen lights blow as the machine speaks again.**

Machine: Big man here needs to attack a defensless machine!!

** Shaman looks down enraged and he stalks off and moments later returns with a sledge hammer and begins slaming the sledgehammer down on the machine with such force that more sparks and large dents are forming on the sides of the machine.**

Shaman: " Stupid damn machine always seem to be too funny for their own good in the damn casino. I don't give a damn since you are ripping me and millions of others off a year!!"

** Shaman stops as the crowd gathers round and seems to be cheering him on as he notices a long cord going away from the others in a different direction to a private room nearby. he looks at the cheering and clapping crowd as he heads for the private room and uses the sledgehammer to beat in the door. There he sees a man with a microphone and camera set up with another man sitting next to himn laughing and then they both turn suddenly realising what is about to happen or so they think.**

Shaman: " Gentlemen you have pissed me off today. Not a good thing. So here it is im going to be nice to you and you two are going to buy me tequila all nigh and when my friend Chuckster gets done with his date im going to hagve you buy him drinks as well are we in agreement?? Good lets get to business shall we!!"

** Shaman looks to his left and then grins seeing a roll of duck tape.**

Shaman: " Gentlemen a change of plans!!"

<< A Half hour later >>

** camera is panning around a new scene and location as a huge heavyset woman in bondage gear and a man dressed as a woman are standing in front of the two men as they are bound and gagged and dressed up in a diaper and a baby bonnet on as a door closes and leaving the scene and suddenly the camera spins in a circle as Shaman is talking to a short skinny man with glasses.**

Shaman: " Hope you can get some good use out of those two gentlemen for your internet show!!?

Skinny man: Oh you know we will big native and handsome!!

Shaman: " Don't get any ideas boy. I will beat you three ways from sunday and back!!"

Skinny man: Promises promises!! Oh ain't you just full of spicieness! Just gotta luv it!!

** Shaman looks at the guy with a look of sadistic violence and then the man raises his hands and backs up as Shaman raises the sledgehammer.**

Skinny man: Temper temper your not my type too violent!!

Shaman: " If i see you during the rest of my time here you'll end up in critical care got it!!"

Skinny man: Crystal clear spicieman!!

** Shaman leaves and heads back outside and gets on his harley davidson driving down the strips and pulls up next to a hotel and walks in and stops and looks at Chucksters piece of crap Corsica and then hands the man 500 dollars.**

Shaman: " Go destroy this eye sore and go to Mad Mikes dealership down the road and tell him Shaman wants the 1996 Harley Davidson sitting in front of his display window anmd bring it back here!! if i find a scratch on it im going to introduce you to the nice sledgehammer got it good!!"

** Shaman turns and walks into the casino and disappears into the elevator as it shuts as a man walks by with a wrestling magazine and on it it shows Shaman and then underneath it reads...**

GOT BLOOD!!