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Posted by in WWA Insider on 30th July 2003
Man vs Machine the sequel!! ** The scene opens to the front of the hotel as the valet pulls up on the Hrley Davidson Shaman had ordered and parks it in Chucksters parking spot as Shaman comes walking out of the Hotel and looks over at the valet.**

Shaman: " There any entertainment around this place??"

Valet: Yes sir right over there in our plush Ballroom!!

Shaman: " Thanks kid!!"

** Shaman tosses the kid a ouple of dollar bills and then heads over to the Ballroom and walks over looking at the phone booth and realises he needs to make a call and also notices its small. Really small compared to him so he crpuches down and shuffles himself to fit inside the phone booth and dials the number he needs to call as he tries to put change it he drops it.**

Shaman: " Damn it to all hell!! Why now these damn machines hate me can nenver be made right!!"

** Shaman fumbles around with his hand reaching down and trying to find a quarter and he finds something brings it up realising he found a nickel and grunts as he shifts and fumbles around with his hand again and finds the quarter and puts it in as the phone speaks.**

Phone: you must put in an additional thirty five cents to make this call!

Shaman: " What?? Man this blows!!"

** Shaman shoves the nickel in and then digs into his pocket with his fingers and pulls out 30 cents and drops it into the machine as the phone voice speaks again.**

Phone: Thank you for using Las Vegas Cheap pay phones!!

** Shaman looks at the reciever for a minute and shakes his head as he makes his call while talking to himself.**

Shaman: " For some reason i don't like the sound of that!"

** Suddenly the phone voice speaks up again.**

Phone: You have five minutes remaining on your calling card!!

** Shaman looks at the phone weirdly**

Shaman: " I didn't use a damn calling card!!"

** Shaman dials the number quicker as he speaks to the person on the other line..**

Shaman: " Hey Suzy is that you ok good. I need to make sure ive got that Eddie Van Dorn file in my locker room at Meltdown in Anaheim ok? Good thanks im going nuts here in Las Vegas the machines aren't exactly agreeing with me! What?? Tell the man that the Harley in the garage is not for sale and if he comes around again he is dead meat!! yes i know ive got to concentrate on my match with Eddie!! yes yes i know what he can do...Ive heard it all before!! Im just always underestimated it is a very very sad day when that happens! Yeah ok see you tuesday!!"

** Before Shaman can speak up the phone speaks again.**

Phone: the call you are making cannot go through. please put in area code first. If you are having difficulties please wait on the line so an operator can assist you!!

Shaman: " What the hell are you talking about you cheap piece of crap machine!!"

** Phone suddenly chimes up again**

Phone: If you'd like to make a call please hang up and dial the number again!!

** Shaman looks at the phone and slams the reciever down several times and hits the base piece with it as the phone voice chimes up again.**

Phone: Please deposit 50 cents for an additional 3 minutes!!

Shaman: " Will you shut up you damn phone this is beginning to get on my nerves!"

** Shaman goes to get out of the phone booth and he gets stuck and he strugles as the phone booth rocks back and forth and then suddenly falls over with Shaman stuck inside. As the phone speaks up again.**

Phone: If you wish to make a collect call please dial zero and the number you are trying to get ahold of!!

Shaman: " Shut up you stupid phone im trying to get out not make a collect call!! Hey someone get me outta this thing!!"

** Suddenly Shaman begins kicking and hitting the phone booth as the operator comes on the phone.**

Operator: Sir you must please give me the number you wish to call or i cannot help you!!"

Shaman: "Lady im stuck in a damn phone booth!! I wasn't trying to make a call im trying to get out of the damn thing!!"

Operator: Sir we can get a technician out there by tomorrow afternoon!!

Shaman: " Lady whatare you stupid. I said im stuck in a phone booth. A man could die in the time you get a technician out to me!!"

Operator: Sir if this is an emergency please hang up and dial 911!!

Shaman: " Lady its not an emergency. Shut up this phone is beginning to annoy me!"

Operator: Sir if you do not calm down i will send police units over there for harassing phone calls!!

** Shaman growls as he begins breaking the glass and bending the phone booth into different shapes as he gets out of the phone booth and grabs the reciever.**

Shaman:" Hey operators heres your harassment!!"

** Shaman heres nothing on the other end as the phone voice comes back on.**

Phone: If you'd like to make a call please hang up and deposit 75 cents!!

** Shaman suddenly growls and grabs the phone booth and hefts it up and tears it from the wires in the wall and runs out the door and throws it out into the street as it hits a patrol car going by crushing the hood as the police officers are shocked and then they notice the Valet at the door because Shaman quickly slipped back inside. The police men quickly go and handcuff the valet and beat him with night sticks as Shaman comes out the door yelling something.**

Shaman: " Rodney King , Rodney King, Rodney King!!"

** The police officers look at Shaman and then down to the man and un handcuff him and quickly hop in the banged up jallopy they call a police cruiser and drive off with phone booth still sticking out of it. Shaman reaches down and helps the valet up smiling sadistically.**

Shaman: " Hey when ya get off theres a room upstairs that everyone is partying in. Here where this when you go up and tell them Shaman sent ya!!

Valet: Thank you sir!!

Shaman: " Not a problem least i can do!!"

** Shaman turns and walks away as the valet is holding a sombrero and has a set of marachas as Shaman walks into the showroom and sits down somewhere as the waitress comes over and hands him a menu and a bottle of tequila Shaman smiles as the waitress obviously recognised him**

Shaman: " Thank you nice to know someone knows what i like to drink!! Can you bring me a beer as well Coors light preferred!!"

Waitress: No problem sir i will be right back with it!!

** A few moments later she comes back with the beer as Shaman takes a shot of tequila and begins to drink his beer as a man walks out and begins to announce the performing act of the night.**

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen for your pleasure and entertainment tonight brought to you by the Midgets for Rights we have the Mini Village People!!

** Shaman spits beer from his mouth as YMCA begins to play as The Mini Village People come on stage and he hurriedly gets up as the person at the next table is soaked in beer and he quickly makes his way through the crowd.**

Shaman: " Get out of the way !! Move!! No i don't want to sign an autograph right now!! Get the hell out of my way!! Hey are those real?? Nevermind, no im not gay!! What hell no im not Tatanka!! I need to see who?? Gah your a man!!"

** Shaman gets out of the showroom seething with rage as he walks into the hotel heading up to the party upstairs! As on the Hotel sign outside these two words pop up on screen...**

GOT BLOOD!!

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