[Start Part- 1: Shaman’s Wild Party]


(The scene opens up with the camera right in front of the Chuckster’s face, focused up. The WWA logo flashes briefly on the bottom right side of the screen. The Chuckster appears to be in a great deep sleep. His eyes are closed tightly and he lets a snoring sound escape now and then. After a couple of seconds he jerks a little and smacks his mouth some. Violently he awakes with a quick and sudden shake. He smacks his mouth some more, and tries to open his half closed sleepy eyes, but the light blinds him.)

Chuckster: Some party last night. Wha? What is…

(He turns his head to look over at his right hand and jerks back in surprise.)

Chuckster: What the…

(The camera turns to show you what it is he is looking at. In his tightly gripped hand he sees jumper cables, at the end of which, it holds the battery its self. The camera moves back to his face, and he turns to the left.)

Chuckster: What?

(The camera turns slightly and in his left hand you see a Cricket paddle. It is covered heavily with duct tape, old and new. The Chuckster speaks up even a little more confused.)

Chuckster: I don’t…

(The camera moves back to his face, so you can see exactly how confused he really is. The Chuckster looks down.)

Chuckster: A… Porky Pig… necktie?

(You see his head travel down a little more still in confusion, until unexpectedly he jolts back again.)

Chuckster: Whipped cream?

(The camera moves downward past his Porky Pig tie and onto this chest and stomach. Sure enough, all over his bare and exposed chest, whipped cream is splattered. Some of it a little dry and flaky, while some of it appears to be a little fresh. The camera moves back to his head, as you see him still peering down. He screams out.)

Chuckster: OH MY GOD!

(Quickly the camera moves on past the tie and creamed chest to his crotch. On it you see a lot of hair, attached is a head. You hear noise as something falls to the floor. A hand slowly moves down, and moves the face into view. It’s a beautiful, but asleep woman. The camera starts to move back up towards his head as you see the Chuckster’s arm push her off.)

Chuckster: Oh thank GOD… it was a woman!

(The camera makes it back onto his face, just in time for you to hear him scream out again.)

Chuckster: AHHHHHHHH!

(The camera jets back down to his crotch area. He is wearing a male Super Man thong. Just the Super Man “S” symbol in the front, and 3 small barely visible strings wrap around the side. He screams out again and the camera shoots to his feet.)

Chuckster: TUBE SOCKS?

(Huge 70s double striped tube socks are on them. Both socks fully reaching to his knee caps. One has a double red stripe, while the other yellow. After this view, the camera begins to once again continue to move upwards. Something catches your eye that you didn’t see before around his waist, a belt. On both sides of it something hangs off.)

Chuckster: ROY ROGERS… FRENCH FRY HOLSTERS?

(Sure enough they are. Two Roy Rogers’ French fry holsters are attached to his belt. One holster on a side. The camera continues to move up to the Chuckster’s face again. This time his eyes have even more questions than before. He looks up quickly as he grabs at something.)

Chuckster: A… BURGER KING CROWN?

(He rips a Burger King crown down from his head hastily, looks at it, shrugs his shoulders and then places it back on his head.)

Chuckster: What happened last night? … AND WHERE ARE MY SHOES? SHAMAN BETTER HAVE… AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS!

(He wipes his eyes a little, and then holds his head as if in pain.)

Chuckster: Damn… my head hurts. I have a match against EVD this upcoming week… and Psycho… in the not so near future.


[End Part- 1: Shaman’s Wild Party]