("Full Nelson" by Limp Bizit plays as the show begins.)

Denrol: Welcome to the first edition of Censored, But Not Silent, hosted by myself, the Greatest of All Earth Time. Tonight my guest is Kash and he'll be on in a few minutes. Now I'm sure you guys are wondering what I've been up to. Well my son was born in June, his name is Andrew William Korth. The little bugger is getting bigger by the second it seems. I've been keeping myself busying taking care of him, plus getting ready for the third Denrol's House of Pizza, this one in New York City. I will talk more, but my guest is anxious to get out here. So after these messages, we'll be back with Kash.

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Denrol: Okay, welcome back and now in the studio is my guest for this week. I tried to get a big name for my first show, but sadly all I could find is a
WWA World Champ. Ladies and gentlemen, here is Kash.

Kash: Thank you for that oh so enthusiastic introduction, is it Denrol? Gordon? HHH?

Denrol: I prefer the Greatest of All Earth Time, but you can use Denrol.

Kash: Greatest ... All ... Earth ... Time ... GREAT ... you know, in England, that could almost be git ... anyway, I digress, Denrol it is

Denrol: Now I did research your achievements, but than I had to use the crapper and needed some toilet paper and used what I had, so I lost them. Would you be so kind to remind our audience who you are and what you've done?

Kash: I am Kash, I am the former US champion, I am the current WWA champion and have been since May Revolution, that's an awfully long title reign, remind me again, how long was your reign Denrol?

Denrol: I ask the questions around here, at least I never lost that title belt to some guy in a mask.

Kash: The belt was stolen, you know, taken while I was fighting? An unfortunate turn of events that I will rectify shortly.

Denrol: I see. Do you have some people you suspect took the belt?

Kash: I have a list, yes, I won't let on who I think though, safer that way.

Denrol: Understood. What's the meaning behind your name, Kash?

Kash: The meaning? It has no meaning, I was born behind The Kash Klub in Toronto, it grew from that

Denrol: Ahh, never been there. By the way, if some of our listeners don't know, both Kash and I hail from Toronto. How does it feel to be the fourth best wrestler to come out of Toronto?

Kash: 1..2..3..4..eh? I'm lost, please, enlighten me

Denrol: Sorry, 5th, I forgot Trish Stratus. Denrol, Christian, Edge, Trish, Kash.

Kash: Ahhhh, sorry, I got a tad lost, I couldn't think of the number one, I had Edge and Christian at two and three, me at fourth, but then it hit me, like a bolt from the blue, I realized, Trish was the number one, what a gal. Not sure but I think you come behind Test in the list, don't you?

Denrol: Why the anger? Did you not get hugged enough as a child?

Kash: Nope, considering my mother died giving birth to me, I am sorely lacking in that department, bet you had cuddles coming out of your ears, being all mollycoddled, wrapped up warm with your bottle ... how does Alex pick you though, that's the question.

Denrol: (deep sigh) And I was really hoping to give a sh*t.

Kash: Meh

Denrol: Who do you think is the biggest threat to your title reign, if you ever get your belt back, that is.

Kash: I'm still champion, you know, the belt is merely a symbol, and the biggest threat? Hmmmmm, uh ...... hmmmmmm, let me see ..... Lets say Chance, I havent beaten him yet

Denrol: (silence for a few seconds) Chance? That whiny, sniveling snot-nosed punk Rook?

Kash: (quietly) whiny .. sniveling ... snot-nosed .. punk ... rook, oh yeaaaa, didn't he kinda beat you, ya?

Denrol: Only because of a biased ref, paid off by Matthew Warr. Who will pay, believe me he will pay.

Kash: If he keeps sinking that JD like he is, you might have an easy fight, struggling not to look bad against a worn out drunk.

Denrol: I've decided I don't like you.

Kash: Wow, took you that long? Why not?

Denrol: You're typical of the "new" generation of WWA wrestlers. You don't realize that if it wasn't for the WWA Franchise Players, if it wasn't for those who came before you, that you wouldn't be here.

Kash: You know, you are absolutely right; I do have the franchise players to thank. I mean, if I hadn't kicked Shamans ass, Tracers ass, I never would have got the heavyweight title, gee, thanks Franchise Players, you're the greatest

Denrol: You never beat me.

Kash: I never had the chance

Denrol: And you should be very thankful you have not and you better keep sucking up to Warr to make sure you never do.

Kash: Sucking up to Warr? What pills are you on, I hardly speak to the guy, Ive got where I am by hard work, not by politics.

Denrol: By...hard...work? (burst out laughing)

Kash: For those of you confused at home, Denrol is laughing at a concept he has never heard before, hard work, it appears to have had a most peculiar effect Explaining the concept of hard work to Denrol is like explaining splitting the atom to a toad, impossible.

Denrol: (stops laughing) I have been insulted by men with ten times the skills you have and they've done a much better job than yourself.

Kash: You think I care, I know I suck, least I admit it, my insults are for entertainment value, not effect, I save that for when I get in the ring

Denrol: Well enough about the greatness that is I, let's get back to you.

Kash: Indee... greatness? ... Lets get back to me

Denrol: I have a list of questions from emails from your... fans and some I made up myself.

Kash: Fans or questions? Because made up fans are pretty good to

Denrol: Questions. First off, who is your favorite male comedian?

Kash: Bob Hope, Goddess rest his soul

Denrol: Living male comedian?

Kash: Ok, now you are pushing me .... Billy Connolly

Denrol: What's your relationship with the Wicked Witch of the West?

Kash: As I told Glinda, that underwear could have come from anywhere, but nooooo, would she believe me? Would she heck, do the words "just friends" mean anything?

Denrol: Funny. Did you enjoy the Blair Witch Project?

Kash: I "enjoyed" the Blair Witch, haven't seen the film though

Denrol: If you starred in a porn movie, what would it be called?

Kash: Ok, the look in your eyes creeped me out there, I ain't answering it on grounds it could have some bizarre effect on you.

Denrol: Hey, it's a question from someone named Julie W. I just read off the questions.

Kash: Well then, Julie W .. I wonder if thats Julie WIlson? I dunno, anyway, porn title, Witches of EastD .... fill in the blanks yourself

Denrol: Who should win the California Recall?

Kash: The California what?

Denrol: Recall election. What's your predication?

Kash: I predict ... someone will win, someone will lose, sorry, current affairs aren't my cup of tea

Denrol: I see. What are your areas of knowledge, outside of wrestling?

Kash: Music, nature, movies, basic stuff
Denrol: Favorite band that doesn't do drugs?

Kash: Hmmmm, KoRn are clean, as far as I know

Denrol: Who's your favorite wrestler and why am I?

Kash: God if that question wasn't obvious

Denrol: of course the answer is obvious.

Kash: Yep, the answer is totally obvious

Denrol: Okay than, moving on. How much longer you going to bore people with your promos?

Kash: I bore people? Really?

Denrol: Yes, right now I'm sure most of my listeners are fast asleep, either than or getting laid. It IS Saturday night.

Kash: Then my work is done. Why the hell are people listenign to the radio on a Saturday night? Bore them so they go out, mission completed

Denrol: What are your plans for the future? A Hair Vs Hair match with Ian Tense?

Kash: Beard vs beard maybe? Nope, my plans are 1. Kill ninja. 2. Get belt. 3. Make sure ninja is dead

Denrol: Kinda forgetful, aren't you?

Kash: Why do you say that?

Denrol: Well while I'm sure the ninja is important, someone else lays pretty big in the horizon.

Kash: Oh, you mean the "NEW AND IMPROVED" Nick Adams, yea?

Denrol: Yep-o.

Kash: Beating an opponent isn't a plan, its my life, I don't plan my life, I only plan certain events, like the evisceration of a costumed fool

Denrol: But what makes you think you'll beat Adams. He is "New And Improved".

Kash: What makes me think I will beat him? Simple, Adams only has the match because he won IDR. He has yet to beat so many people 1on1, its not his time

Denrol: He did beat Damian Thorne...wait, you're right.

Kash: Was that a dig at Thorne I heard? Surely not, how can anyone dislike Th.... sod it, I cant act offended, Damian, he got ya

Denrol: Well we better wrap this up, I'm going to rip off that guy from Insider the Actor's Studio and ask you some basic questions he asks everyone.

Kash: Shoot

Denrol: What's your favorite sound?

Kash: A tigers roar

Denrol: Your least favorite sound?

Kash: The sound of a hand hitting the mat a third time

Denrol: Your favorite swear word.

Kash: F-U-C-K

Denrol: If you make it up to heaven and be told one thing by God, what would it be... oh wait, I don't think that'll work.

Kash: If I made it to heaven, I think Id expect God to say what the hell are you doing here?

Denrol: Well here's one more fitter to you, who or what do you want to be recarnated as?

Kash: I would like to be reincarnated as a cloud

Denrol: A cloud?

Kash: A cloud, yes, flying over the Earth, free and easy

Denrol: All...rightly...than. Well that's all for tonight, thank you for joining us Kash and if you ever free the urge to come back... just bang your head repeataly against a wall and it'll go away.

Kash: Thank you for inviting me, and if you ever want to drink at the Kash Klub, tell them who you are, they will "take care" of you

Denrol: Right. Goodnight everyone there in radio land, we'll be back next week.