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Posted by Nicholas Adams in WWA Insider on 7th December 2003
Shopping Philosophy (Nicholas Adams is shown at a local convenience store...a very large convenience store. It has everything you could possibly think of for low-budget people: groceries, clothing, electronics, toys, games, you name it, chances are unless it's a vehicle or a weapon, they have it. Adams is walking around, just taking a look at the entire place. But we can see that he doesn't really care about his surroundings. He's more concerned with the fact that he's somewhere - anywhere, really - that isn't a locale associated with him or the WwA. Suddenly, a voice-over comes on, obviously from Adams.)

[Adams V/O: You know, sometimes you go in with the best intentions, and they blow up in your face. I got taken out from the Brawl early...far too early. I don't care what others say, but Polaris...he's a rookie that shouldn't have been there.]

(Nick begins to walk through the clothing section, not really caring about his intentions. After all, he's failed in earning anything. He didn't even get a pinfall out of the entire ordeal. And Bridge made it legal. It wasn't his jurisdiction to rule on a Meltdown belt, but he did. Go figure. Of course, Nick has something else going on in his mind. He isn't really sure what, but he knows in his mind that he has no true future unless he can toss of something he's been holding on to.)

[Adams V/O: You know, though, I do have one thing to say. Polaris is going to be in hot water, come the next Meltdown. You see, N.A.I. was another fallacy for me. I just keep thinking up these overly idiotic ideas, never quite sure what to do or say. Honestly, I'm not different than when I started, when I fist beat that crap luchadore. I can't even remember his name...]

(Adams winds up in the fabric section at that exact moment, and sees some purchasable masks. He shakes his head, and then looks around. He looks over to the pattern area, and sees that all the people in the area are women. He shakes his head and begins to walk past the fabric section, and then, suddenly, a few of the younger women begin pointing and whispering. One of them is wearing a WWA t-shirt, so the reason that they recognize him is that they watch constantly. Nick shakes his head, and then keeps walking. He winds up at the grocery aisles, and then begins to walk through them.)

Adams: Canned food...I hate this stuff. It takes all the fun out of cooking. Almost like the Brawl took all the fun out of fighting.

(Nick begins to walk down the aisle with all the cans blurred, since the WWA has no sponsors that produce canned food. Meanwhile, Nick rounds a corner into the cereals and other breakfast foods, including pancake mix and maple syrup. Of course, all we see in the aisle that's actually unblurred are the Kellogg's products. We get $1,000 a month, which goes directly into Matt Warr's alcohol fund. Either way, Adams looks around, and runs into a box of Froot Loops.)

Adams: What a great description for the WWA. We're such a mixed bag that there's nothing else that we can be called. Kind of how I failed to notice that Polaris would be able to assault me in the match. Still, I'll get revenge on the kid somehow.

(Nick suddenly turns around and walks away from the grocery section. He begins to walk towards the electronics section. There are a few people that notice the WWA wrestler, but none approach him. Well, none except for one. He's a kid, probably fourteen. He's got some wildly spiked hair that's completely blue. He's wearing a WWA Birthday Bash football jersey, and happens to have some semi-punk gear on.)

Fan: Hey. I know you probably don't talk with fans all that much but...
Adams: Not recently, at least. What, did you notice the camera?
Fan: Well, actually, I was hoping to just have a talk with my favorite WWA wrestler.
Adams: I'm your favorite wrestler?
Fan: Yeah. The Enhancer is probably the coolest shooting star leg drop I've seen.
Adams: Some people said I stole it from some NWA guy...I didn't.
Fan: Still, what are you doing here?
Adams: Just thinking, doing some browsing. Hey, is WWA Revolution out yet for PS2?
Fan: Nah. Doesn't come out until January.
Adams: Man. I was hoping to see how well it came out.
Fan: By the way, what's with the hair? First, you grow it long for the Brawl, and then you dye it black...
Adams: Not quite sure, actually. Just thought I'd see what it looked like.

(The fan shrugs, and then walks off. A few of his friends shake his hand and high-five him. Meanwhile, Adams begins to walk through the clothing section. He finds some black jeans, and then a red t-shirt. He looks at them, and his long hair sags down.)

Adams: Perfect...and now for some shoes.

(Adams walks over to the shoe section, grabs some random Vans, and then walks over to the checkout line. The scene begins to fade, and we fade out to see Nicholas Adams dressed in the clothes he just bought. He's also got the exact same hair style.)

Adams: Come Meltdown, I'm doing two things. One, I'm taking down Brad Polaris for eliminating me. Second, I'm saving the WWA from itself. I will be the best in the WWA.

(Fade out.)

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