Mr. Mystery Strategy

Besides the basics that every wrestler should know, there ain't much in way of hard slams, heavy throws, high flying acrobatics or technical suplexes.

Mr. Mystery does boast an impressive array of sumbissions. In fact, none will be listed because if it's a submission move, he knows it. For fans sake, his favorites are the sleeper hold, the chicken wing, the camel clutch and a rather unforgiving boston crab.

None of them are named because they aren't his to name, are they?

Worst body slam ever. Dangerous only for the fact that there is a 99% chance the recipient will land on his head. Actually...make that 99.9%. Thats a statistical fact.

That old familiar guitar from "Who Are You?" by The Who begins. Right as Roger Daltry starts singing, out comes Mr. Mystery. He is very energetic, raising his arms in the air, dancing to the music. He struts down the aisle, slapping almost every single hand on the left side from the entrance to the ring. When he reaches the ring, he walks up the steps and climbs through the ropes. He heads to the corner and jumps to the second rope, holding up three fingers, pointing them down to make two M's. The fans give lukewarm cheers before he jumps down.

Mr. Mystery lacks fundamental skills necessary to wrestle a decent match. It's a shame because he is energetic in the ring and very lively. But the old saying of "he doesn't know the difference between a wrist watch and a wrist lock" applies to him.

He makes up for his inferior wrestling by a.) throwing lots of punches and kicks b.) never stop moving. Mainly, if he has a chance at all, it's by running so many circles around his opponent that they either get dizzy or tired. Not that he avoids confrontation. But knowing full well that he sucks, he'll dip, dive, jive and slide his way around his opponent.