General Mayhem

General Mayhem looks a fair bit like Captain Darling from Black Adder Goes Forth.

He has a weaselly face, a fussy little mustache and a thin build that understates his great superiority complex.

General Mayhem dresses in ridiculous miltary regalia.

Gaudy epaulets, medals enough to make his shirt sag, enough gold trim to rebuild the economy are just some of the accoutrements that assault the eyes of whomever looks upon him.

When asked which nation or branch of the armed forces Mayhem represents, he will quickly change the subject.

He is seldom without his pretentious cigarette holder and mirrored aviators.

As mentioned, General Mayhem has a vast superiority complex, coupled with a severe cowardice.

This makes for a dangerous combination, as the General is quite adept at making other people fight his battle for him.

The phrase "Lions led by Donkeys" is apt when used to describe General Mayhem, as he is the epitome of a Donkey Officer. If were in the War, we'd all be dead right now. Yes, both sides.

General Mayhem has managed wrestler in various incarnations of the "General Mayhem's Army" stable throughout the years.

Nearly every time the Army has shown up in a terriotry, his longtime friend Eddie Whisky has appeared soon after.

While reviled by fans throughout North America, he is respected as a longtime veteran of the industry.

Running

Hiding behind Eddie Whisky

Hitting from behind and running some more

General Mayhem is not above giving his charges an unfair advantage whenever possible.

If opportunity knocks, he will toss salt into the eyes of an opponent or opponent's ringside companion to get the upperhand.