Quebec City, Quebec
Jack: Tonight is set to be one of the biggest pay-per-views in WWA history!
Denrol: Usually this is where I’d slap you down, verbally, but I’m actually in agreement for once. The entire internet has been buzzing about the sixth man in Ultimate Glory and who is could be. As a veteran of the first Ultimate Glory, way back at Rage in the Cage XI, I can tell you this match is no joke. These six men are in for hell tonight.
Jack: What about the hell that Eddie van Dorn and Copeland are going to inflict upon each other?
Denrol: I have no idea what a Razorback Deathmatch is. But it sounds brutal and this Copeland is a real sicko, so let’s see what happens.
Jack: I’m personally really excited for the US title four-way.
Denrol: I’m excited to see a fellow Franchise Player, the Shaman, walk away with another victory.
Jack: It’s blast off time! Here’s Gary Trudeau. I didn’t get a format sheet, so I have no idea what match is kicking things off tonight.
Trudeau: Bienvenue à Meltdown! Notre concours d'ouverture, prévue pour une chute, est ...
Voice: Shut your mouth!
An unfamiliar voice fills the Colisée Pepsi, as a middle aged, bald man walks through the curtain. Upon seeing him, the crowd explodes.
Jack: Who is that?
Denrol: Someone must not have watched wrestling much in the ‘80s and early ‘90s…
Man: Gary Trudeau, you’re under my jurisdiction tonight! Grab your skirt and get out of that ring…now, somebody hit my music!
There’s a slight pause, as the man walks down the aisle. Suddenly, music starts to play.
I’m the Mountie!
I’m handsome!
I’m brave!
I’m strong!
I’m the Mountie!
And I enforce the law!
You can try to run,
But you can never hide!
Because the Mountie always gets his man!
Jack: Wait…is that Jacque Rougeau?!
Denrol: Ding ding, Jack’s finally not a retard.
Rougeau has entered the ring, as the crowd continues to cheer the Quebec wrestling legend.
Rougeau: I think you all know why I’m here tonight. My greatest student has asked me to come down and personally introduce him this evening. Weighing in tonight at two-hundred and seventeen pounds, I bring to you the greatest wrestler in the game today and a Canadian icon. Mesdames et Messieurs, s'il vous plaît mettez vos mains ensemble pour votre héros, BRUCE PEPIN!
From the entranceway, a white horse emerges, with a rider on top clad in white armor, with a red maple leaf on the chest. Carrying a Canadian flag, the rider and his steed slowly walk down the aisle, as fans wildly applaud.
Denrol: Quebec…the only place on earth this guy gets treated like Tracer Bullet would.
Jack: These fans love him.
Denrol: Well, the rest of Canada considers Quebec to be the uneducated province, so there you go.
Pepin has dismounted, but not before giving his horse a big hug. Halfway down the aisle, he starts shaking hands and thanking the fans for coming out this evening.
Denrol: It’s a three-hour pay per view, jackass! Get to the ring so, God please help with this one, Jevon White can take you.
Jack: I know you hate Jevon White, but would him becoming a Canadian really be that bad?
Denrol: YES IT WOULD!
Pepin stomps his feet loudly as he walks into the ring. Once there, he spins in a circle as red and white streamers shower over him, leaving the entire ring covered.
Jack: That’s different…
Pepin goes over to Rougeau and the two men embrace in a hug that draws a loud round of cheers. Pepin takes the mic and starts to speak but is interrupted, rather rudely by a loud, devious laugh.
HEEEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Leading into a changing modulated, digital voice over of Jevon White plays over the speakers as the Quebec crowd unites as one to admonish this man.
WATCH THIS
The WWAtron queues up an explosive video package of Jevon White hitting numerous aerial moves on several known and unknown opponents. The main arena lights dim to almost to a near black out, only to be replaced with white strobe lights, that start slow but then pick up as “Ignition” by Toby Mac picks up in speed and intensity with an explosive blast of talented three electric guitar solos.
Jevon White runs out from the black curtain and onto the stage to an almost near deafening chorus of boos and jeers from the Quebec City crowd that almost completely drowns out the song altogether. He jogs down the aisle slapping as many outstretched hands as he possibly can en route to the ring.
Trudeau: Now making his way to the ring. Hailing from St. Louis, Missouri. Weighing in at 235 lbs...! JEEEEEEEVVVVVVOOOONNNNN ALEXANDER WWWWWHHHHIIIIITTTTTTEEEEEEE!
Mister White arrives at ringside. He jumps up onto the ring apron and then vaults himself over the top rope doing a half reverse cartwheel flip into the ring. He runs to each of the four turnbuckles soaking in the boos and of the crowd and respond accordingly. On the final turnbuckle he jumps down and claims that rope as his turnbuckle. He removes his shirt exposing his toned body. The crowd boos response as they respond in unison. Jevon removes his Oakley sunglasses. Pepin signals to the crowd to quiet and raises the mic up to his mouth.
Pepin: Quebec, together as a team, we can overcome our opponent! But, we have to do it the right way. A lot of you are giving this man catcalls and that is now how we welcome a new friend to Canada. Let us show him the respect and admiration that he does not deserve but we, as residents of the greatest country on Earth, will grant him. Now, in French! Québec, ensemble en tant qu'équipe, nous pouvons surmonter nos adversaires! Mais, nous avons à faire de la bonne façon. Beaucoup d'entre vous donnez à ce huées l'homme et qui est maintenant de savoir comment nous nous félicitons d'un nouvel ami au Canada. Permettez-nous de lui montrer le respect et l'admiration qu'il ne mérite pas, mais nous, en tant que résidents du plus grand pays du globe, lui accorder.
Denrol: I hate the damn Quebeckers and their silly French…
The referee calls both men to the middle of the ring, to go over last minute instructions. He looks at White and says that he knows what’s at stake, but he’s calling this match right down the middle. White nods, as Pepin tells him to prepare for a beating, Canadian style.
Jack: Both men look focused…
Denrol: For all that is holy, God above us in heaven, please do not allow Jevon White to become a Canadian. I’m begging!
And then, the strike. A quick chop from Pepin sends White backwards and the crowd into a tizzy. White adjusts and comes forward fast, attempting to spear Pepin. But the Canuck has the move scouted and simply sidesteps. Frustration mounts on White’s face, as Pepin pauses to celebrate.
Denrol: Dammit, White, stick and move! Stick and move!
Jack: Not the start you hoped for?
Denrol: Hmph.
Sensing weakness, Pepin rushes over to White, connecting with a leg lariat. He then whips White into the cross turnbuckle and follows behind. White reacts before hitting and scales the turnbuckles, flipping backwards and laying a boot upside Bruce’s skull.
Jack: A modified Bionic Kick!
Denrol: That’s what I’m talking about!
Jack: Pepin slides out of the ring, as Jevon caught him good with that move.
Denrol: Capitalize, you idiot!
White pushes himself off the mat and looks out into the crowd for their approval. Finding none, he bounces off the far rope and flips over the top rope, coming down hard on the rising Pepin.
Denrol: I guess all that flipping crap he did in training did have some effect.
Jack: There seems to be a hunger in White’s eyes that we don’t normally see.
Denrol: That’s what happens when Denrol gets in your ass.
White pushes Pepin into the ring, following right behind. As Pepin starts to stir, White again bounces off the ropes and delivers a big kick right to the head of the Crusader, before covering him.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Denrol: Stay on him.
White grabs Bruce’s head and falls backward, connecting with a brutal DDT. He rises to his feet, cupping his ear and revealing in the boos Quebec City presents him. After a minute, he climbs the ropes and soars through the sky, connecting with a crisp moonsault.
One!
Tw…Kickout!
Denrol: Come on, Jevon…Pepin’s not a guy to take lightly. Where’s the killer instinct, dammit?
Jack: White is controlling the match.
Denrol: He’s controlling nothing. I don’t want this idiot to think for a second that he’s secure, until he’s won the damn thing and saved Canada.
Jack: Saved Canada?
Denrol: Like you’d want the REAL JEVON ALEXANDER WHITE living in your backyard.
Jack: Well, I’d take him over the imposter Jevon…
Denrol: sighs Not his best moment…
While the announcers have...well, announced...White has continued the onslaught. A bulldog was quickly followed by a running leg lariat, sending Pepin out of the ring and into the lap of Jacque Rougeau.
Denrol: Awww, how sweet...
Jack: The former Mountie is giving Pepin advice, it seems like he's telling him to slow the pace down.
Denrol: What did Rougeau do in his career. Jack and shit. White, overwhelm this guy. Drop some hurting bombs!
White reaches over the top rope to pull Pepin back in. But Bruce senses it coming and hurls upward, grabbing White's head and bringing him down over the top rope.
Jack: Brutal manuever.
Denrol: This Pepin is just good enough to really make me nervous as hell right now.
A reeling White is caught by a leg kick to the sternum, followed by German suplex. White covers after the hold.
One!
Two!
Thr-Kickout!
Jack: Close call there.
Denrol: Way too close.
Pepin, sensing blood in the water, lifts White up and after signaling to the crowd, drops him with a Kobayashi DDT.
Jack: Big DDT. Pepin has promised new moves tonight...was that one of them?
Denrol: Nope. White and I found tape from Pepin's time in the Maritimes and we had that scouted. If you watch closely on the replay, you'll see Jevon's hands go up to cushion the blow.
Jack: It seems like you went deep in training.
Denrol: Jevon White becoming a Canadian will cause you to do crazy things...
Pepin goes over to White's legs and grabs them. With a grunt, he starts to spin.
Jack: Giant swing!
Repetitions follow, as the Canadian crowd reacts louder and louder each time Pepin completes a swing. Finally, he tosses White down, staggering backwards himself. He goes over to cover White.
One!
Two!
Th-Reversal!
White has rolled through.
One!
Two!
Thre-Kickout!
The crowd lets out a sign of relief as both men get back to their feet -- the effects of the giant swing leaving both dizzy. Jevon refocuses and quickly connects with a swinging neckbreaker.
Jack: A loud impact there.
Denrol: What...what the hell...
A small, but vocal, portion of the crowd begins to chant for White.
Crowd: Let's go GeVon clap clap clap clap Let's go GeVon clap clap clap clap .
Denrol: What the?
Jack: White seems stunned!
Denrol: As am I...stunned and disappointed with these frogs.
White's playing to the few in the crowd gives Pepin an opening. He lines up, measures and kicks White in the back of the head, stunning the "Epitome of Destiny". Pepin thinks he finally has Jevon White right where he wants him. He signals for the E.L.E., then lifts Jevon high into the air, but when he goes to switch into the unanage part, White counters into a modified version and comes down with Pepin locked in the Dragon Snap -- White's finisher.
Jack: Up pack your bags Brianna White, it looks like you're staying put!
Denrol: Pull back White! Crank it up! Do it! White's not even wasting time, he's even dropped down and locked on the body sissior around Pepin's waist and has him right in the center of the ring. There is nothing that Pepin can do but tap. Tap you son of a bitch tap!
Jack: Dude, you're saying that to a fellow Canadian. Calm yourself.
Denrol: I know, that's how bad I absolutely hate Jevon White. Tap! Don't do this to me Pepin!
Pepin reaches his arm out and barely, by a finger tip, touches the bottom rope as the crowd errupts.
Denrol: DAMMIT Jevon! Ring positioning...how many times did we go over this?!
White argues with the ref, to no avail. White is pissed off and Pepin is in trouble. White goesover and unloads with a series of knees to the midsection.
Jack: Skull Crusher!
Denrol: You can see White wants this...wants to remain in the U.S. As he should...
Normally, Jevon does maybe six knees but tonight he wants it. He unloads with 11 knees, each increasing in speed and brutality. He pauses for a moment, yelling...
White: You're getting fucked up, dawg!
White nails a vicious ace crusher that causes Pepin to bounce off his shoulder, sommersaulting back onto the canvas.
Denrol: COVER!!
One!
Two!
Three-Kickout!
White is stunned and pulls at his hair, sliding back in frustration. A fan in the crowd throws a drink at him, causing White to climb a turnbuckle to argue with the fan.
Jack: Your boy is losing it, Jevon.
Denrol: My boy? Uhhhh, no. But you're right...FOCUS!
Pepin is up, holding his head. He sees White and goes over, putting his head between White's legs and lifting him up in an electric chair drop.
Jack: Is this the Alouette?
Denrol: The Montreal CFL team?
Jack: No, one of Pepin's new trademark moves he's been talking about!
Using his strength, Pepin tosses White off of him and into a German suplex into a pin.
One!
Two!
Th-Kickout!
Denrol: Whoa! that was close...way too close...
Jack: Pepin looks like a piranha smelling blood in the water.
Holding his neck, Pepin flashes his huge smile. White gets up and, with desperation, tries for a Bionic Kick but Pepin read sit and White eats canvas. Pepin grabs White off the mat and lifts him into a fireman's carry position. Looking into the crowd and smiling, Pepin yells out...
Pepin: Time to wake up, GeVon!
Pepin tosses White back to his feet, but connects with a roundhouse to the head as soon as Jevon's feet touch the canvas.
Jack: The Alarm Clock!
Denrol: Awesome move...this is starting to look bad. Real bad.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Pepin looks shocked that White kicked out. He asks the crowd if it was a three -- they seem to agree, incorrectly.
Jack: Pepin is lifting White up in a powerbomb.
Denrol: This little midget is strong...
Pepin tosses White back first into the turnbuckle, then steps back and aims and connects with a superkick.
Jack: Another new move, the Teutonic Order!
Denrol: How do you know all these gimmicked move names?
Jack: Pepin gave me a printout before the match began...
White slides out of the ring, crawling on the mats. Pepin is out, to follow him. He stops and grabs a Pepsi from a Canadian, as they cheer for him.
Jack: He took that man's drink and the man cheered. Wow.
Denrol: Pepin has brainwashed eastern Canada, apparently.
White hits a desperation low-blow, causing Pepin to knock the Pepsi over and all over himself. White tosses the now sticky Pepin into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, slowly.
Jack: What's he going for?
Denrol: He's been working on a modified Bullet Time. Is this going to be it?
Indeed, Denrol is wise and it is. He launches himself backwards and glides through the air. Pepin sees it, but too late. The move connects; however, at the same moment, Pepin connects with a swift kick to White's face. Both men crumble to the mat.
Jack: These two gladia...
Denrol: GET UP JEVON! I'LL COME DOWN THERE AND DRAG YOUR ASS OVER THE FINISH LINE IF I HAVE TO!
Pepin crawls over and drapes an arm over White.
One!
Two!
Thre-Kickout!
Jack: So close!
Denrol: Too close! Get up Jevon!
Pepin tries a firmer cover, putting his chest on White.
One!
Two!
Thr-Kickout!
Denrol: Let's go Jevon! Stop being a pussy and get moving!
Denrol's words seem to have an effect...on Pepin. Pepin lifts White into the air, walking to the middle of the ring. In a sudden movement, Pepin slams White with an E.L.E., as the entire arena cheers.
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding, Ding!
Denrol: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jack: Oh God, Jevon is Canadian.
Denrol: PEPIN, you bum, I'll never forgive you for this!
Trudeau: Your winner, Br... Trudeau is tossed to the ground by Rougeau.
Rougeau: Shut your face, boy! The winner of this match and a man I now dub "The Lost Rougeau", BRUUUUUUUCE PEPPPPPPINN!!
The crowd roars, as Pepin is moved by his new nickname and embraces his mentor.
Denrol: Sickening...these two make me sick. White makes me sick. This whole thing makes me sick.
Pepin takes the mic from Rougeau and walks towards the fallen White. He kneels next to him and takes him by the hand. Raising him up, Pepin speaks to him.
Pepin: GeVon, you are a man and now you become a true champion. Thank you for this wonderful exhibition and welcome to Canada!
The crowd roars its approval as White seems confused. The crowd starts chanting his name and White seems touched. He looks over at Pepin and nods.
Denrol: I think I'm going to throw up.
Jack: Earlier today, we talked to fans about who they thought would be the mystery man in the Ultimate Glory match this evening.
Denrol: And the only thing we learned is that they have no clue. It seemed like everyone else had a different idea.
Jack: Let's take you to...well, you, the fans.
We cut to the a concourse in the arena, earlier in the day. A massive amount of fans surround the camera, all cheering loudly.
Coleman: The hottest question in the business today is who is going to be the mystery man in our main event. Who do you think it's going to be?
Teenage Male: Qui est ce que ça va être? Que diriez-vous de la fierté du Québec, du Canada Crusader Bruce Pepin! Après le lavage du plancher avec Jevon White, il sera prêt pour un vrai défi!
Young Woman: No way! I think we're finally going to see the WWA debut of Batista! He's the hottest free agent in wrestling today!
Mid-Aged Man: Nonsense. It's about time for the OMS to come home. Ry Ballard baby!
Young Adult: Ha! You're all wrong. It's time for the "Demon from the Deep" to return. Leviathan is taking home the gold tonight!
Woman: I think it's a lot simpler than that. Why is Kade Williams in the match as a referee? I think he waits until the end, takes the ref shirt off and steals back the WWA title.
Coleman: A very varied response. Any other ideas?
Voices from the crowd spit out names. We hear Dave Harley, Mal Somers, Tito Santana, Andy McMirra, Damian Thorne and Jake Roberts, to name a few.
Coleman: It looks like we have a torn crowd. Who will it be? Stay tuned!
Suddenly, a fan runs up to Coleman.
Frantic fan: KHHHHHHHHAAAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!
Denrol: What's in store for us now?
Jack: Coming up we have Joshua Curtis versus Albert Drabble.
Denrol: Yay.
Jack: You sound enthused.
Denrol: Oh trust me Jack, I am. I just love watching fat guys wrestle.
Jack: True, Albert is quite rotund. Even so, Curtis is going to be looking for revenge after Drabble attacked him after his match-up against Mr. Mystery.
It's with those words that Joshua Curtis' entrance music, "Just A Job To Do" by Genesis begins to sound throughout the arena. The fans in attendance cheer. Joshua Curtis soon comes through the curtains with his valet Brooke Evans walking next to him. He holds his arms in the air as he heads towards the ring.
Trudeau: Entering first, standing at an even 6 feet, and weighing in at 215 pounds...JOSHUAAA CUUURRRTIIIISS.
The fans pop as Curtis walks up the steps, Brooke following him. He holds the middle and bottom ropes for her to enter the ring, then follows her in. Together they stand in the middle of the ring, Curtis showing her off as she does a bit of a twirl.
Denrol:She is a masterpiece, I will give Joshua Curtis that much. Think she'll take my number
Jack: Unless you want him to come after you with that demonic voice.
Denrol: Nah, I'll pass on that.
Joshua stands in the ring, bouncing on his toes when "Mysteron" by Portishead hits the arena speakers. The fans don't cheer or boo immediately, but when Albert Drabble steps out with Julia laughing, eyeing up Joshua Curtis with a evil stare, the fans begin to boo.
Jack: What is she thinking right now? One could only wonder with that look in her eyes.
Denrol: She's pretty smoking too."Jack: We're here for wrestling Denrol, not women.
Denrol: So you're here for sweaty men while I'm here for beautiful ladies? Sounds about right.
Albert's expression is vacant. He walks to the ring mechanically with his eyes down almost as if the lights are on but nobody's home. Julia meanwhile has a skip in her step. Not once does she look away from Joshua Curtis. In the ring, Curtis mumbles something to his valet who scowls back at Julia.
Denrol: This is going to be the match of the night I bet.
Jack: Keep it in the pants.
Denrol: Too late.
Jack: Oh, good lord!
Before Albert enters, Joshua turns to his valet and escorts her out of the ring. He helps her get down onto the floor and stands there as Albert climbs the stairs into the ring. Julia meanwhile stands opposite of Brooke, clapping gleefully.
Trudeau: And now, entering the ring, standing at 6 feet 1 inch, weighing in at 312 pounds, ALBERRRT...DRAAAABLLLLEEE!
Another chorus of boos ring out while Albert stands next to motionless inside the ring. Joshua says one more thing to his valet before hopping up onto the ring apron and stepping through the ropes. He walks right over to Albert and gets in his face.
Jack: This match is set to begin. Joshua Curtis is standing nose to nose with Albert Drabble, intensity burning in his eyes.
Denrol: I agree, there is a burning between my thighs. Hey Julia!
Curtis says something inaudible to the cameras. Drabble doesn't react whatsoever. The referee calls for the bell.
Ding, ding!
The referee then watches as both men stare each other down. It's Curtis who makes the first move, shoving Albert. He barely moves backwards, but Curtis is pointing a finger in his face. Albert doesn't react. Curtis shoves him again, this time with more force. Albert stumbles a little, yet still doesn't do anything.
Jack: What's Albert doing? Does he know he's in a match?
Denrol: Maybe he's imagining himself in a buffet line.
As Albert stands there, Curtis escalates it by slapping Albert across the face. Spittle flies from his mouth. Still he does nothing. Curtis seems to get a little upset at the lack of reaction, so he responds but cocking back and throwing a stiff closed fist punch to Albert's jaw. Albert falls backwards against the ropes, holding his jaw. Joshua follows it up with a boot to Albert's gut, then another, then another.
Jack: He's taking a bit of a beating in there with barely any reaction at all.
Denrol: Sooner or later he'll snap out of it.
Jack: Then?
Denrol: Then Joshua Curtis will suffer probably.
Curtis runs across the ring, rebounds off the ropes then swings with a huge clothesline. Albert tilts back over the ropes, but doesn't quite go over. Curtis leaps into the air and hits a dropkick square in Albert's chest. Again Albert tilts but manages to come back down on his feet. Curtis is getting more angry the longer Albert goes without defending himself. Curtis grabs Albert by his hair and drags him into the corner, slamming his head on the top turnbuckle. He doesn't let go though as he does it again. Then one more time for good measure.
Jack: While Albert is in the ring getting beat up, Julia is at ringside enjoying herself.
Denrol: Pain gives her pleasure.
Jack: Don't go there.
Denrol: I wasn't.
Curtis spins Albert around and begins to drive his shoulder into Drabble's gut. You can hear the breath escaping Albert's lungs every time Curtis drives forward off his legs. Drabble looks over at Julia, looking for an answer of some sort, but Julia shakes her head.
Jack: Wait a second, is Albert taking this punishment because Julia told him to?
Denrol: Albert's her play toy Jack. He's just being a good little puppy.
Jack: I can't believe that Albert is taking this for her benefit though.
Denrol: You can tell you've never been married.
Curtis stops to grab Drabbles arm. He Irish whips him across the ring. Right when Albert slams into the corner, Curtis charges across the ring to nail a powerful clothesline. Albert for the first time appears to be in pain, a grimace on his face. He slides down the corner and sits, catching his breath. Curtis beings laying boots into him. He hits him in the chest, the shoulder, the face, the top of his head, his gut. The referee finally steps in, pulling Curtis away. This gives Albert another chance to look over at Julia, who this time nods with approval.
Jack: She nodded now. Is Albert finally going to strike?
Curtis approaches Drabble who slowly gets to his feet. He takes Drabble's arm and again Irish whips him. But this time Albert reverses it, instead sending Curtis into the corner. He follows him into the corner and smashes into Curtis with a freight train like Avalanche. The fans boo as Julia squeals with delight.
Jack: Albert has come alive!
Denrol: I'll take care of Brooke if anything happens to Joshua Curtis.
Albert backs up as Curtis drunken-like stumbles out of the corner. Drabble grabs Curtis and lifts him up and over his head with a fall away slam. Brooke Evans looks concerned while Drabble gets to his feet. He jumps the tiniest bit to land a splash on Curtis. The ring shakes underneath him.
Jack: Joshua Curtis just got pancaked!
Denrol: Scoop him up with a spatula, ref.
The ref drops down to start the count.
One!
Tw-
Kick out by Curtis.
Jack: How was he able to lift his shoulder underneath the weight of Drabble?
Denrol: Defies logic, don't it?
Julia screams at Drabble to hurt Curtis. He lifts Curtis up by his hair and then Mongolian Chops him. Curtis wobbles a bit, then gets hit with another. He is about to fall, but Drabble hits him with one more.
Denrol: Mongolian CHOP!
Jack: ....
Denrol: Sort of like Street Fighter.
As Curtis writhes in pain, Albert stands over top of him, blankly staring. He watches with disinterest as Joshua crawls to the ropes. Curtis uses them to get to his feet, his back turned to Albert. When Joshua is finally standing, Albert suddenly charges at Curtis. Brooke screams.
Brooke Evans: Watch out!
Curtis turns and in the nick of time, drops down while holding onto the top rope. Albert is sent careening over the top, dropping like a giant boulder to the floor with a loud thud. The fans cheer as Brooke claps with happiness. Curtis groggily gets to his feet, shaking off the cobwebs. Albert gets to his feet too. When he turns around, Curtis bounces off the opposite ropes and baseball slides Drabble in the face, knocking him back to the ground.
Jack: Joshua Curtis is showing some resiliency here.
Joshua grabs Drabble by his hair to pull him to his feet. He cocks back and nails a big right hand, staggering Drabble. Curtis grabs Albert's head, spins him around and smashes him face first into the guard rail. By this time Julia has made her way around the other side of the ring.
Jack: The ref is beginning to count them out. Wait, what is Julia doing?
Julia goes up to Joshua and jumps on his back, snarling all the while. Joshua tries to pull her off but is unable. However, Brooke has had enough and runs up behind Julia, grabbing her by the hair. She yanks as hard as she can, and she falls onto her back hard. The male fans are cat calling.
Denrol: This is what I am talking about! Yes! I love it!
Jack: Down boy.
Joshua winks at his lady who smiles and heads back to the other side of the ring. He grabs Drabble and rolls the fat man into the ring. Curtis rolls underneath the ring then gets to his feet, pulling Albert up with him. He pushes him into the corner and goes to work with a thundering knife edge chop.
SMACK!
Crowd: WOOOO! Eh?
SMACK!
Crowd: WOOOO! Eh?
SMACK!
Crowd: WOOOO! Eh?
Jack: Curtis has chopped Drabble numerous times. His chest is already reddening.
Denrol: Oh yeeeaaah.
Jack: Oh I get it. Kool-Aid Man right?
Denrol: Oh yeeeaaah.
Joshua then Irish whips Drabble all the way across the ring surprisingly hard. He hits the corner and stumbles out. Curtis then runs towards the corner, bounces off the ropes and hits a knee lift on a bent over Drabble. The fans are cheering heavily at this point. To add to that, Curtis lets out a giant roar in the fans direction, who cheer even louder.
Jack: The fans are really digging Curtis right now.
Denrol: Yeah, yeah. Just finish the match.
Curtis helps Albert to his feet, and slings Drabble's arm over his neck. He appears to be going for his finishing move, Detention. However, he underestimated Drabble's weight. He tries to lift, but barely moves Drabble. He tries again, lifting Drabble an inch off the ground. He tries again but Drabble instead lifts Curtis. He holds him in the air for a second, then drops him to hit a Hangman's Neckbreaker, much to the fans dismay.
Denrol: Joshua Curtis thought he could lift Albert Drabble? Now that is funny!
Jack: Curtis has made a crucial mistake here. It could cost him the match.
Denrol: And his back health.
Albert rests in the seated position, taking the time to get his wind back. Curtis holds his neck in obvious pain. Finally Drabble gets to his feet and puts a boot to the neck of Curtis. He hits another, seeing how much pain this is causing him.
Jack: Albert Drabble smells blood!
Denrol: I doubt it. He probably smells a birthday cake and wants it all to himself.
Albert lifts Curtis to his feet and locks in a mammoth bear hug. He squeezes with all of his might. Joshua screams out in pain. Right as he does so, Drabble nails a belly to belly suplex. Julia, who seems to still be recovering from getting her head slammed, screams out some profanities.
Denrol: What did she just say?
Jack: I can't repeat it exactly, but essentially she told Albert to kill him.
Denrol: She's so naughty.
Albert stomps Curtis' neck hard enough that he rolls over onto his stomach. Drabble drops down onto Joshua's back and starts wrenching on Joshua's neck with a Camel Clutch. The already hurt neck of Curtis is getting worked more. Brooke pleads for Curtis to do something, to get Albert off of him, but Curtis is unable to move with such a big man sitting on his back and pulling on his chin.
Jack: This is not good for Curtis.
Denrol: How can he stand to be sat on? That alone would be enough for me to tap out.
Jack: Wait a second...what is Brooke doing?
Apparently Brooke Evans has had enough and enters the ring. Immediately the ref goes over to get her out before she can cost Joshua the match. Julia isn't happy with that, so she runs around the outside of the ring to where Brooke stands, grabs her ankles and yanks them, sending her face first to the mat. She then pulls her out of the ring and onto her feet. She goes to swing at Brooke but Brooke blocks it, then slaps Julia across the face.
Denrol: Cat fighting again! Yes!
Jack: The referee is distracted from the match. Drabble is going to check on Julia also, releasing the hold.
Denrol: Think he's going to hurt Brooke?
Jack: I hope not, but I wouldn't put it past him.
Drabble leans on the ropes, giving Brooke some choice words. However, they don't stop fighting. They start hair pulling and pushing each other around. All the while, Joshua Curtis is gingerly getting to his feet. Both the referee and Drabble are distracted. But it is Albert who Curtis goes up to and taps on the shoulder. After Albert turns around, with pure willpower he nails Detention!
Jack: Did you see that?! How did Curtis slingshot suplex him like that?!
Denrol: Wow. Just wow.
Joshua floats over on top of Drabble for the pin. The referee couldn't help but notice how the entire ring shook and turns around to make the count.
Jack: Curtis is going for the win!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding, ding!
Jack: And this one is over! Curtis gets his revenge after that chair shot attack on Underground!
Denrol: How did he pick up Drabble like that?
Jack: He must've dug deep with every ounce of energy and strength he had!
Outside the ring, Brooke also gets the upper hand, grabbing Julia by the hair and throwing her to the ground. She quickly rolls into the ring to join Joshua Curtis. He gets to his feet and holds his hands in the air, the fans cheering him on. He spies Brooke and gives her a giant hug.
Denrol: What a lucky man.
The WWATron suddenly bursts into static, hissing, screaching. Some of the audience cover their ears.
Denrol: Did someoe forget to pay the cable bill?
The static is replaced by a flickering image of wasteland, interlaced with jarred images of various wars, armies fighting, flashes of the aftermath of genocidal attacks, burned bodies, buildings falling, sick, hungry children crying. These images flash with increasing speed, and as they do, almost a thousand voices, old, young, female, male, begin to speak.
Many Voices: The end……begins....
Blackout
A huge, bellowing horn sounds, a deep low rumble, carry one lone, sustained, bone rattling note. The sound pouring from the PA system is so deep, it creates an airwave. Again it sounds, long and low, rattling 1 of the speakers free from is coupling.
Jack: What the hell is that?
Denrol: That’s a war horn.
When the lights come back, Joshua Curtis is looking at his hands, which are covered in some kind of red fluid, which he is trying to wipe away from his chest.
Jack: Is he hurt?
Denrol: Do you really care?
The static fills the screen again, but the outline of a mouth can clearly be seen in the static, again, the “many” speak.
Many Voices: Narcissus, you have the mark of Ares upon you. Your time in the WWA is at an end.
Jack: Narcissus?? Wasn’t that Thorne’s target?
Denrol: It was, I guess we know who he’s after. And he’s right, Curtis is a prima-donna. See ya Josh, been nice knowing ya!
We cut backstage, where we see Bruce Pepin walking with a towel around his neck. He seems cheerful, as he whistles the Canadian National Anthem. As he's walking, he suddenly pauses and looks off into the distance, before breaking into a big smile. The camera pans right and we see the Cog and Xaeroh looking at him.
Pepin: with a huge smile on his face Bonjour Cog!
Cog: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiii Peppy! The Cog starts to rub his mohawk
Pepin: I'll be seeing you around, my brother!
Cog: Count on it, my friend!
Pepin: Good luck with the match. Go get 'em, champ!
Pepin starts walking off as the Cog and Xaeroh do the same. Pepin stops and looks back, a disgusted look on his face. He starts to walk off again, getting all the way off screen when Cog looks back at him, flipping him the middle finger. The camera refocuses on Jack and Denrol at the announce table.
Jack: That was...different.
Jack: I'm just g- Wow!
Denrol: What?
Jack: I am just getting word, Denny, that someone very interesting has been spotted backstage.
Denrol: Who?
Jack: Well, we're trying to get a camera ba- Can we? Yes? Yes...let's go backstage! Wallace?
The camera cuts backstage to resident WWA interviewer Wallace Coleman, standing as always in smart suit and microphone in hand.
Wallace: Thanks, Jack. A few people say they saw a former WWA personality roaming around here backstage and, with speculation running high as to who the Sinister Sixth member of tonight's main event is, it has feuled much in-
Wallace stops mid-sentence as he spots someone. He rushes past the camera, which pans quickly around and begins to follow him. In front of Coleman can be seen a lady dressed in business attire.
Wallace: Excuse me? Excuse me, do you have a minute?
Coleman's requests seem to have no effect on the lady, who continues walking.
Wallace: Excuse me, ma'am?
Still nothing.
Wallace: Miss Stymes!
Finally, the lady stops, as shocked murmurs echo around the arena. The woman turns around to rightly reveal herself as one Anna Stymes.
Stymes: Can I help you, Mr Coleman?
Wallace: Miss Stymes, what are you doing here?
Stymes: This is a World Wrestling Alliance pay-per-view event, Mr. Coleman, I am here for the same reason you are here.
Wallace: Alone?
Stymes: Who I have or haven't come with is my personal business, Mr Coleman. If it is of any relevance, you will know in due course. Right now, my aim is to find Miss Rachael Beckett, so if you'd ple-
Wallace: Is Armaan here? Is he in the main event tonight?
There is a slight pause, before Stymes shakes her head.
Stymes: To answer your second question first, Mr Coleman - I know as much about the sixth member of tonight's match as you do. Nothing. As for your enquiry on Mr Singhania?
Pause.
Wallace: Yes...?!
Stymes: If it is of any relevance, Mr Coleman, you will know in due course. Now, excuse me, please.
Determined not to continue in the discussion, Stymes storms away from Wallace and off-camera. The camera watches her head in the direction of Rachael Beckett's office before cutting back to ringside.
Denrol: So Armaan's not the sixth guy?
Jack: If he is, his former manager claims not to know about it.
Denrol: Then what is she doing here?
Jack: Interesting. Very interesting.
Four-Way Fray
Shaman [c] Vs "The Arms Collector" Marcus Mancuso Vs Colby Korver Vs The Cog
Jack: This will be a very competitive match, the United States Championship will be on the line.
Denrol: I have a feeling that Shaman's time isn't up. I'm happy just as long as that MMA reject doesn't take the title home.
Jack: Well we're about to find out if anyone can take the title away from Shaman.
Trudeau: This match is scheduled for one fall..and will be for the WWA United States Championship!
The crowd cheers with anticipation, ready to see this highly combustible match commence.
Trudeau: Introducing first...From Orlando, Florida..Weighing in at 232 pounds...Colby Korver!
"Yeah, I get it, you're an outcast
Always under attack, always coming in last
Bringing up the past, no one owes you anything
I think you need a shotgun blast, a kick in the ass
So paranoid, watch your back"
Korver comes from the back with energy, the crowd cheers as he makes his way down the isle towards the ring.
Denrol: Here's the moron that keeps himself in Mancuso's shadow. This kid is about as talented as the Shaman is skinny.
Jack: Would you say that joke to Shaman's face?
Denrol: Perhaps.
Colby Korver bursts continues down the stage playing to the cheering crowd as the steady thrash metal rhythm pours from the speakers.
Denrol: Hurry up and get into the ring. I hate these kids that use this loud, awful music.
Jack: Oh, give it a rest.
Another lose cannon gone bi-polar
Slipped down, couldn't get much lower
Quicksand's got no sense of humor
I'm still laughing like hell
Korver enters the ring and heads to his corner.
Each and every single light in the arena dies.
Denrol: Did we forget the light bill again?!
Jack: You're on a whole new level tonight.
Denrol: It's the big time Jack!
The pitch black darkness engulfs the entire arena with a growing anxiety that nearly rattles the arena to the ground. Suddenly a lone spotlight shatters the dark, illuminating the top of the ramp as the crowd erupts in a chorus of cheers that could probably rivals that of a game winning overtime goal in a hockey game. Underneath it all, a slow, deliberate acoustic rhythm sings out the intentions of the person it heralds.
Denrol: What is this? Get on with it.
You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
But sooner or later God will cut you down.
Sooner or later God will cut you down.
The Arms Collector Marcus Mancuso emerges into the spotlight wearing all black. Black shorts. Black hooded sweatshirt pulled snugly over his head, black hand and ankle tape. Everything. He stands for a moment atop the ramp as the crowd goes absolutely crazy.
Denrol sighs : Oh, just that MMA hack.
Jack: This is a big night for Mancuso! He has the opportunity to take home his first taste of gold in Professional Wrestling.
Denrol: Won't happen. Not while Cog and Shaman can say something about it.
Go tell that long time liar
Go tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell'em that God's gonna cut'em down
With that, Mancuso heads to the ring, so perfectly focused that he is seemingly oblivious to the cheering fans that dangle over the security barrier trying to get an autograph, or even to just touch the man that may be the next WWA United States Champion.
Tell'em that God's gonna cut'em down.
Jack: Mancuso seems focused, he wants to walk out of here as a Champion.
Denrol: Can't always get what you want.
Mancuso slides into the ring and takes his corner, awaiting the rival of the would-be US champion, The Cog, and the reigning US Champion, Shaman.
Trudeau: From Des Moines, Iowa..Weighing in at 265 pounds.."The Arms Collector" Marcus Mancuso!
Jack: Korver and Mancuso may be friends, but they aren't even making eye contact now. Mancuso is taking off his hoodie with his back towards Korver.
Denrol: This is more important than some little locker room connection between those two.
Jack: Strike another one up for Denrol.
The lights dim, and the dark green outline of the Cog against a snot green background fills the big screen. "Rivet" by Praxis comes over the speakers, and the crowd begins to murmur with fear and anticipation.
Jack: Here is the man that has been playing games with all of his opponents in this match.
Denrol: I can't blame him, it's been working. I assume he's in each of their minds. Even Shaman.
The stage is illuminated by strobe lights, flashing furiously but keeping time with the primal beat of the song. The Cog's silhouette is no longer on the screen, he himself comes out of the back.
Trudeau: Their opponent...From...
The crowd is somewhat stunned, as Corver has a stunned look on his face. Mancuso just shakes his head, almost unsurprised by this transgression.
Jack: Another Cog? What is this?!
Denrol: There's two more! Their flooding out from the back.
Many Cogs come out, around fifteen of them. They all make their way to the ring. The crowd is buzzing about the latest mind tease from Cog. Even the Referee doesn't know what to do.
Jack: This just got extremely interesting. The Cogs are circling around the ring, which one is the real Cog!?
Denrol: I'm not even sure what to make of this. This is just another twist from Cog.
Shaman's music blasts over the PA. He comes out with the United States Championship around his shoulder, a foul look comes over his face as he sees the outcome of another one of Cog's ploys.
Jack: Shaman doesn't look in the least bit pleased right now. He's storming to the ring and he doesn't look happy.
Denrol: This is the one person in the WWA I would not want to make this angry. This may work against the Cog.
The Cogs part as Shaman looks furious as he walks between them. He looks over them with a ferocious look before making his way up the steel steps and handing the US Championship to the Referee.
Trudeau: Their opponent...The United States Champion...From Mojave, Arizona...Weighing in at 335 pounds...Shamannnnn!
The Referee hands the title to the ring attendant before asking for the bell.
Ding!Ding!
Jack: All the Cogs are crawling up on the apron. Shaman, Corver, and Mancuso don't quite know what to make of this.
Denrol: This is one of those moments that won't be soon forgotten in the WWA.
Shaman snaps and begins throwing Haymakers towards the Cogs on the apron, he knocks down a couple causing them to tumble to the floor below. The rest drop to the floor to avoid Shaman's assault.
Jack: Both Mancuso and Corver drill Shaman with forearms to his back. He was busy with an attack on these Cog impersonators.
Denrol: Where's the real one?!
After a few more solid blows from Korver and Mancuso they turn Shaman around and shoot him into the far ropes. Shaman erupts with a flying double shoulder block taking both Korver and Mancuso down!
Jack: Shaman doesn't look like he wants to be denied tonight! He just ripped through his opponents.
Denrol: Now all of those Cogs return back to the apron. There's Cogs everywhere.
Shaman immediately rips Korver to his feet. Korver gets slung face first twice into the turnbuckles. From the apron, one of the Cogs, slip into the behind Mancuso who is still a bit dazed.
Jack: The real Cog! Here's a School Boy on Mancuso!
Denrol: I'm not sure if Cog is a genius or a fool.
One!
Two!
Mancuso kicks out. Shaman turns around confused by the pinfall. Cog immediately slides out of the ring. The Cogs all drop down to the apron and begin moving around. Korver uses the distraction to whip Shaman around and drill him with a short arm forearm that stuns the big man.
Jack: Shaman still on his feet. Korver explodes into him with some hard punches.
Denrol: Shaman says no thank you and cuts Korver off with a knee to his gut. That will slow him down.
A clubbing blow to his back sends Korver to the mat. Shaman turns around looking for Mancuso, "The Arms Collector" surprises Shaman by locking his arms around his back. He powers him over with a belly to belly suplex. The Cogs all jump back on the apron. The crowd cheers the display of power from Mancuso.
Jack: What a great display of power from Mancuso. He powered the big Shaman over and nearly put a whole in the ring.
Denrol: He still doesn't impress me.
Mancuso gets to his feet, feeling some pain in his back from the weight of Shaman. He "helps" Korver back to his feet. Mancuso body slams him right back to the mat before turning his attention back to Shaman who has begun stirring.
Jack: Here comes Cog again, this time from the other side of the ring.
Denrol: He has his attention on Korver.
Cog immediately begins his Curb Stomp series, he stomps Korver over and over again using the ropes to aid in his stomps to the chest and abdomen of Cory. Unkown to Cog, Mancuso stands behind him with his arms folded.
Jack: Cog is in trouble! His sneak attack has failed.
Denrol: Mancuso throws Cog with a Release German Suplex. Cog crashed on his neck!
Jack: Shaman just plowed through Mancuso with a Clothesline!
With everyone down, Shaman turns his attention back to Cog. Cog shakes the cobwebs loose in time to see Shaman approach him. Cog quickly scurries out of the ring and again the Cogs jump off the apron and begin mixing around.
Jack: This is deplorable, but so far it's working for Cog. He has everyone off balance.
Denrol: I'll give him the credit he deserves, he's under Shaman's skin and it's working quite effectively.
Korver again whips a distracted Shaman around and begins throwing punches into the side of his jaw. Shaman fires back with a few shots of his own, the crowd reacts to every blow as the two go toe to toe. Korver gains the advantage and hits three consecutive punches that rock the big man. Korver throws himself off the ropes, Mancuso flies into the screen, grabs Korver and throws him with a belly to belly overhead suplex.
Jack: That was amazing! Mancuso came out of nowhere and threw Colby Korver out of his shoes.
Denrol: So much for friendship, Korver didn't expect that one and he was drilled by that suplex.
Mancuso wastes no time and takes advantage of the stunned Indian. Living up to his moniker he flies through the air grabbing Shaman's right arm and locks him in a Flying Armbar. Shaman immediately tries to clasp his hands as the crowd roars.
Jack: This could be it! If he gets it locked in deep Shaman is done!
Denrol: He'll never submit Shaman! Never!
Mancuso continues to attempt to work the arm. Again Cog sneaks in from the apron. He dropkicks Mancuso in the face to break the hold, before flying on top of Korver for the cover.
One!
Two!
Thr-!
Jack: Korver kicks out of another sneak attack from Cog! He's the biggest opportunist I've ever seen.
Denrol: He's getting involved at the right moments and has came close to winning this match on a few occassions.
Cog sees Shaman getting to his feet and begins throwing a barrage a punches and kicks to the big man as he tries to get to his feet. Cog comes off the ropes looking for a final blow, but is caught by Shaman and whipped to the ground with a Powerslam.
Jack: That hurt..and Shaman isn't done!
Denrol: Shaman hoists Cog up. He's looking for a Powerbomb!
Cog falls out the back and immediately rolls out of the ring. The Cogs huddle around for a moment and look over the real one. Inside the ring Mancuso and Korver are back to their feet. Shaman charges them, they lift him up and sit him down with a flapjack, again the crowd responds favorably as the Cogs hop back up to the apron.
Jack: Mancuso and Korver are squaring off. These two allies are ready to rip into each other.
Denrol: It's about time.
Korver surprises Mancuso with a toe kick to his abdomen and begins laying some stiff punches to his jaw. Mancuso answers back with some shots of his own, he gets the advantage of Corver, but misses a wild clothesline. Korver again toe kick Mancuso in the abdomen, he lifts his friend up and drops him with Keg Stand that plants Mancuso.
Jack: Mancuso is down! Korver has the match in his hands. He's been showing a lot of heart tonight.
Denrol: He's stalking Shaman, I think he's looking for the Headshot. The big man is in a bad way right now.
Korver is indeed stalking Shaman and the crowd gives him their appreciation. Korver charges Shaman, but the big man shows some agility and moves out of the way. Korver turns around, Shaman captures him and hoists him in the air nailing him with the Desert Spike.
Jack: Desert Spike! Shaman just drilled Korver, and he's not moving!
Denrol: Shaman isn't going for the cover. He's going after the Cogs!
Indeed Shaman snaps and whips one of the Cogs into the ring, he hoists that one up and nails him with a Desert Spike. The rest of the Cogs scatter to the floor as Shaman chases them off.
Jack: Shaman has had enough and is trying to destroy anything that looks like Cog!
Denrol: What's this, one of them is climbing to the top turnbuckle behind Shaman. Is that the real one!?
The Cog dives off the top turnbuckle with a 450 Splash that ends with a Headbutt. Mancuso begins to stir. Cog charges him and punts him in the abdomen. Shaman sends one of the impersonators into the guardrail.
Jack: Cog has the cover on Korver! Mancuso has been taken care of!
Denrol: Cog may become the new US Champion!
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding, ding
The crowd erupts in boos as Cog jumps into the air looking for the US Championship, after a few moments the referee abliges him and hands him the US Championship.
Trudeau: The winner and new WWA United States Champion...The Cog!
Jack: The Cog is the WWA U.S. Champion?!
Denrol: You are a fantastic listener, Jack.
Jack: A huge upset, to say the least.
Denrol: Not if you actually watch the shows. The Cog is on a roll, brother.
The camera opens up on RJ Stone in his locker room. He is dressed to compete, but in all white this time instead of his usual black trunks. He tightens the wrist straps on his grappling gloves. There is a sudden knock on his door that breaks his trance-like focus, snapping his gaze over to it. There is silence and he goes about pulling on his knee pads. There is a second, louder knock this time. RJ again glares at the door, sending malice through the metal frame. The silence from before returns and RJ pulls on his second kneepad. A third knock, more like a bang than a knock really, finally pulls the WWA champion away from his ritualistic dressing and towards the door. He fumes as he flings the door open. He is greeted by the smiling face of “The Destiny” Kade Williams. RJ’s face immediately changes from anger to his normal expressionless stare. Kade extends a hand and RJ takes it heartily.
Stone: Kade.
Williams: RJ.
The handshake is very brief, and after it ends there is another, more awkward silence.
Stone: Might I ask what you needed to see me for?
Williams: I was just checking in on my former protégé. I guess when you’re right about someone you’re right, aren’t you?
Kade gestures to the WWA title that can be seen in the background, sitting on a chair in RJ’s locker room.
Williams: “Future champion” no more, eh?
RJ manages an arrogant smirk.
Stone: These things do happen when you’re trained by the best.
Now Kade smirks, but his expression becomes serious very quickly.
Williams: Don’t let me down tonight, Stone. I don’t stamp my seal of approval on just anyone, see? If you dick the dog tonight and lose that strap right in front of my face I will not be pleased, especially considering that it’ll be my hand counting to three. You’re a two time champion for a reason, I saw greatness in you for a reason and I took you under my wing for a reason. Show me, and all of the WWA, why you’re as great as you, and I, say you are.
Stone is perplexed by this pep talk.
Stone: Kade, I mean you no disrespect, but I don’t need you to “rally the troops” tonight. I’ve beaten Watkins, I’ve beaten Griffiths, I’ve beaten Bagwell, I’ve made Trendkiller bleed and I am not intimidated by whoever this “Mystery Man” may be. You are right, you chose me for a reason. You chose me because you saw yourself in me. You see yourself in me right now. I can understand why, we are both winners. We both understand what it is to go beyond your own limitations and to take what you want freely. It’s why you are a legend, and why I will be a legend. It’s why we have both collected title victories at will and why droves of lesser men have crumbled beneath us.
Kade nods, impressed at the growth of his young student over the last two years.
Kade: Fair enough, RJ. I look forward to seeing your work firsthand tonight.
Stone: I look forward to you raising my hand in victory.
The two men nod to one another and Kade walks off. RJ stares at him as he strides off down the hall. When Williams is out of view, Stone slowly closes his locker room door. There is silence before the shot goes back to….
That old familiar guitar from "Who Are You?" by The Who begins. Right as Roger Daltry starts singing, out comes Mr. Mystery. He is very energetic, raising his arms in the air, dancing to the music. He struts down the aisle, slapping almost every single hand on the left side from the entrance to the ring. When he reaches the ring, he walks up the steps and climbs through the ropes. He heads to the corner and jumps to the second rope, holding up three fingers, pointing them down to make two M's. The fans give lukewarm cheers before he jumps down.
Denrol: High excitement match between these two.
Jack: They both bring an energy to the ring.
Denrol: I am not sure who to call in this match.
Jack: My money is on Mystery.
Denrol: I wouldn't count out Loshimo so quickly.
The instrumental Japanese inspired rock beat blasts through the arena. Ki Loshimo comes from the wearing his usual ring attire, Loshimo extends his arms to the crowd who don't greet him very kindly.
Jack: The crowd doesn't care too much for Loshimo.
Denrol: They never can appreciate an artist can they.
He begins his walk to the ring in an almost strut. Loshimo ignores the crowd as Aika Anzai walks by his side. Loshimo walks up the steel steps and into the ring. Anzai stays on the outside looking towards Loshimo who climbs to the second turnbuckle telling the crowd to continue the noise.
Denrol: Yes let them fuel your energies.
Jack: Uhm you need help.
He enjoys their jeers as he jumps from the turnbuckle and prepares in his corner.
Jack: Looks like we are ready to roll folks.
Denrol: This match is a one of a kind high energy match.
Jack: This whole deal here could set precedence for these two in the WWA.
Denrol: Very much so, both of these guys have been on a solid tear lately.
The referee signals for the bell as the two men circle each other. Stepping in they lock up as Loshimo quickly counters into an armbar. Mystery quickly reverses it and his elbowed in the side of the ehad for his troubles as Loshimo quickly turns and kicks Mystery in the midsection. Measuring him up Loshimo nails him with a European uppercut.
Denrol: Quick series of counters there leaves Loshimo with the advantage.
Jack: Loshimo took control quickly.
Denrol: No doubt he had this planned out.
Jack: Sure with a couple counters sprinkled in for good measure.
Loshimo grabs Mystery and executes a series of hard forearms into the side of Mystery's head. He then steps back drives a hard stiff forearm into the chest. He then steps in grabbing Mystery and executes a release suplex on him. Mystery lands hard as Loshimo turns and walks over to him. As Loshimo reaches down and grabs Mystery, Mystery rolls and wraps both legs around the arm and locks in a wrist lock submission hold on Loshimo. Loshimo quickly and deftly drops down and stretches a leg over the bottom rope.
Jack: Hah Loshimo not so smart now was he?
Denrol: He had enough presence of mind to break the hold quickly.
Jack: Just goes to show Loshimo did not expect that.
Denrol: Mystery is very green, but understands submissions.
Loshimo stands up shaking his wrist out a bit as Mystery charges in and swings some huge haymakers at Loshimo. Loshimo staggers a bit at the assault, but begins to release a few shots of his own. Suddenly Loshimo grabs Mystery pulling him in executing a serious hard short arm lariat. Mystery lands hard as Loshimo drops down to hook the leg.
1..
2..
Denrol: Nope to early to count a pin here.
Jack: Looks to me Loshimo wants to end this quickly.
Denrol: I would since he is against a guy who uses submissions above all else.
Jack: This is true.
Loshimo gets back to his feet quickly and slips in behind Mystery who is getting up slowly. Loshimo grabs Mystery from behind and begins driving forearms into the upperback and low neck area of Mystery with brutal precision. Reaching down he pulls Mystery up from behind. Mystery reaches back and grabs Loshimo's head and drops executing a sloppy looking chin buster. Loshimo holds his mouth and chin and walks around the ring a bit. Mystery slowly gets to his feet as he looks for Loshimo.
Jack: Loshimo may have lost a couple teeth on that exchange.
Denrol: Desperation called for a desperate measure.
Jack: Only the sad may proceed.
Denrol: What are you talking about?
Mystery quickly heads to Loshimo and reaches out to grab him, but Loshimo snaps a leg forward at the sametime as reaching him successfully masking the lowblow. Mystery doubles over as the referee did not see this. Loshimo quickly executes a single arm ddt. He stands up quickly as he measures Mystery and drops an elbow right down into the lower back.
Denrol: Loshimo using his own skills here.
Jack: He cheated, plain and simple.
Denrol: He made a religious man out of Mystery is all.
Jack: Only so he could hit high notes.
Loshimo viciously stomps down on on Mystery. Mystery struggling to roll over as Loshimo continues his brutal assault on Mystery. As Mystery rolls over to his back Loshimo continues to stomp away on Mystery. Mystery grabs Loshimo around the shin and grabs tight as he twists spinning Loshimo. Mystery pushes up and knocks Loshimo off his feet. Mystery locks in an ankle lock on Loshimo. Loshimo stretching for the ropes.
Jack: Mystery has the submission locked in.
Denrol: Loshimo fighting hard to continue to break free.
Jack: Loshimo has to give up he is too far from the ropes.
Denrol: I never count either of these guys out.
Loshimo pushes up as he tucks himself under shooting under Mystery as he kicks upwards at the sametime driving a foot up into Mystery's chin staggering him backwards. Loshimo hurries up to his feet and staggers as he limps testing his ankle as Mystery holds his chin and then turns facing Loshimo. Mystery hurries in, but drops down swiping Loshimo's leg out from underneath him causing Loshimo to fall. Mystery hurries up and hits the ropes as he leaps off them down into a bronco busting fashion on Loshimo knocking him hard down chest first onto the mat.
Denrol: What was that?
Jack: Unorthodox delivery of what is that move?
Denrol: I am not sure if he even knows.
Jack: Mystery back in control of this match at the moment.
Mystery hurries up and pulls up both arms and then reaches around grabbing Loshimo's chin and locks his fingers as he pulls back. Locking in the camel clutch Mystery leans back as far as he can and tries to go further. Loshimo waving his arms a bit trying to break free. Finally getting both his arms forward Loshimo stretches towards the ropes and gets nothing.
Denrol: Loshimo in a world of hurt here.
Jack: Mystery locked in a classic submission move here.
Denrol: Of course it is classic, it was old when I was a kid.
Jack: When was that 200 years ago?
Loshimo manages to get both his arms down onto the mat as he pushes them into a push up position able to finally bring his legs forward. Mystery in shock as Loshimo lifts him up and quickly backdrops landing on Mystery. Loshimpo arch's and bridges himself as Mystery is underneath on his back. The referee quickly drops for the count.
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Jack: No Mystery kicks out!
Denrol: By the hair on his back.
Jack: Mystery needed to lock that move in tighter.
Denrol: This is far from over.
Loshimo hurries and rotates himself around and locks in a crossface on Mystery. Mystery quickly trying to turn himself, but Loshimo staying right with him. The referee says something to Mystery who shakes his head no in response. Mystery struggles, but continues to turn himself.
Denrol: Mystery trying to keep pressure off his neck by turning.
Jack: Keep turning like that he may get free.
Denrol: That usually is the plan.
Jack: Loshimo has been brutal this evening.
Mystery turns himself a little further where he can grab the ropes. He pulls himself towards the ropes as the referee gets Loshimo to release him. Mystery slowly goes to pulls himself up a bit resting on the second rope recovering. Loshimo runs across the ring hitting the opposite ropes as he kicks up his leg and comes down on the back of Mystery driving the rope across his upper chest and neck. Loshimo grabs the rope as he keeps the knee in Mystery's back. He pulls the rope up choking Mystery while applying pressure pushing down into the ropes.
Jack: Loshimo is cheating here.
Denrol: I don't think Loshimo likes Mystery in the slightest.
Jack: You think?
Denrol: Of course.
Loshimo lets up after the referee threatens disqualification. Loshimo pulls Mystery up once again and executes a reverse neckbreaker almost as quickly dropping Mystery back down to the mat. Loshimo goes for the lazy pin. The referee drops.
1..
Denrol: No Loshimo pulls Mysery's head up off the mat.
Jack: Man he didn't want to end it there.
Denrol: He obviously wants to punish Mystery a bit.
Loshimo lifts Mystery up and grabs him around the waste and executes a german release suplex sending Mystery across the ring. Loshimo hurries across the ring after he stands up. He reaches down and grabs Mystery and pulls him back to his feet and sends him into the corner hard. Loshimo charges and leaps as Mystery moves. Loshimo splashes down hard into the corner turnbuckles. Loshimo slumps into the corner ropes as Mystery heads for the center of the ring.
Jack: Mystery pulls himself out of that mess fast.
Denrol: He countered by getting out of the way.
Jack: Quick thinking from an underachiever.
Denrol: Says you, I say it was luck.
Mysery turns and heads into the corner as he unloads rights and lefts on Loshimo. He climbs the to the second rope as he unloads punches down into Loshimo's head. The crowd gets into it and coutns along.
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Denrol: get out of the corner Loshimo.
Jack: Mystery is on fire.
Denrol: Never stay on top long.
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Loshimo being rocked from the series of punches reaches up and gouges Mystery's eyes causing him to drop off the turnbuckle rope. Mystery holds his eyes as Loshimo steps forward grabbing Mysery and slings him back into the corner with a lot of force. Moving in quickly Loshimo begins unleashing a strong series of rights and lefts fast. He executes an uppercut in there and then pounds away some more brutally. He then backs up and turns running spearing Mystery into the corner. Mystery simply slumps forward as Loshimo turns raising his hands taunting the crowd.
Jack: Now he is showboating?
Denrol: He is making a point Jack.
Jack: What point is that?
Denrol: Showing the crowd who is in control.
Loshimo casually pulls Mystery out of the corner and nails him with several forearms staggering the limp form of Mystery. Mystery barely staying on his feet as Loshimo continues the barrage on him.
Jack: Loshimo trying to brutalize the man in the ring.
Denrol: It is sending a message to me.
Jack: What is that?
Denrol: Clowns belong in the circus not the ring.
Jack: Mystery isn't a clown.
Denrol: You are right he isn't wearing his make up today.
Loshimo once again goes to a simple arsenal of brutal attacks on Mystery as he executes a European uppercut staggering Mystery backwards into the ropes. He pulls Mystery away and executes a very vicious short arm lariat knocking Mystery off his feet landing hard onto the mat.
Denrol: Loshimo regains control in a methodical fashion.
Jack: I am going to say here Mystery isn't done yet.
Denrol: Will take a miracle here to get him back into the game.
Jack: Miracles do happen, after all you won the heavyweight title before.
Loshimo grabs Mystery lifting him up again and hoists him upwards in a pumphandle slam. Mystery suddenly struggles a bit bending Loshimo backwards into a dragon sleeper hold. Mystery has it locked in very tightly as the referee watches closely at the struggling Loshimo trying to get out of it.
Jack: It is going to be good night Irene.
Denrol: Not over yet Jack, Loshimo won't lose like this.
Jack: Sure looks like he will.
Denrol: Plenty of time left.
Jack: The fat lady is singing.
Denrol: You just want to be Canadian don't you.
The referee lifts Loshimo's arm once as it falls as the crowd yells out.
Crowd: ONE!!
Lifting the arm it falls a second time as the crowd gets louder.
Crowd: TWO!!
The third time the arm falls about halfway as Loshimo reaches up and simply pokes Mystery in the eyes causing Mystery to release dropping Loshimo to the mat. Stagger backwards Mystery covers his eyes again. Loshimo slowly gets back to his feet as he turns and hits the ropes fast. Loshimo executes a vicious running knee lift onto Mystery sending him sprawling backwards.
Denrol: How is that for your fat lady Jack?
Jack: How did he get out of that?
Denrol: Talent for which I have the eye for.
Jack: Oh not again.
Loshimo reaches over and grabs Mystery and raises his hand this time. He hoists him up into a pump handle slam type move.
Denrol: This is it we have the Yuurei!!
Jack: Otherwise known as the ghost.
Denrol: What impact.
Loshimo brigns Mystery down hard on his head as the referee drops for the counts.
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Ding Ding Ding!!
Denrol: There you have it folks Loshimo is the victor.
Jack: In a tight match with many twists and turns Loshimo pulls off the victory.
Loshimo simply hops out of the ring not even looking back at Mystery as he heads up the ramp way to the backstage area. The camera fades as images of the matches highlights flash across the screen.
A messy dark lock is quickly swept away at the camera pans on a young handsome face. His skin is smooth and blemish free and looks like he should belong to the Disney channel, however something haunting swam through the eyes of Gregory Segier.
Greg: Miss Beckett?
Greg peered around the door at Rachel Beckett's office, her thick red hair buried in some paperwork as she looked over her glasses at the young man in-front of him, she smiled gracefully dropping a piece of paper on the floor, giving Greg a moment to be a gentleman.
Beckett: Mr. Segier?
Greg: Greg is fine, honestly.
There was something about Greg that Beckett liked, possibly the youthful rebel without a cause syndrome.
Beckett: Okay Greg, what can I do for you?
Greg: It's about this match tonight, I never agreed to this, Nick Adams is an idiot who has nothing but a grudge against raw talent.
Beckett raises an eyebrow.
Beckett: Didn't you attack him first?
Greg: The man had the audacity to try and beat me twice, and has failed on both occasions.
Beckett sighed, just another ego to the fray.
Beckett: What are you proposing Greg?
Greg: For me to beat a WWA champion a third time, I want a WWA championship shot!
Beckett: Wow, that's a lot to ask for, especially from a rookie.
Greg: But I'm no ordinary rookie am I? My father was the best in this business and so am I. In fact I know I can be better than he ever was.
Beckett pushed back on her chair to give herself a moment, picking up a pen and tapping it on the table as Greg made himself comfortable in the chair opposite her desk.
Beckett: I'll tell you something Greg, you've got some nerve coming in here asking for a WWA Title shot when you're not even in the top four.
Greg: Nor is our mystery sinister sixth.
Beckett: Point taken. That was Mister Babb's doing, not mine. But rules are rules.
Greg smiled handing back the piece of paper.
Greg: Rules are made to be broken.
Beckett: Ok Greg, beat Adams fairly… And I mean fairly! You've got it. You think you've got the talent to be amongst the best?
Jack: WOW! This could be huge.
Greg smiled, he leaned forward smiling his Hollywood smile.
Greg: Just give me the chance Miss Beckett. I won't let you down.
Greg stands and turns around, for once he smiles knowing Beckett is looking at his wiggle for a change.
Jack: Segier against the winner of Ultimate Glory… Only if he beats Adams fairly!
Denrol: That's my boy!
Eddie van Dorn Vs Copeland
Jack: And now ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to settle…
Denrol: You mean TRY to settle.
Jack: Yes, to try to settle what has turned into one of the biggest grudge matches this company has ever seen. And we’re going to do it under brutal conditions. The Razorback Deathmatch, named for the hometown of the man who asked for this stipulation, Copeland. Copeland made a name for himself by seemingly ending the career of EVD. He has to view Eddie’s comeback as unfinished business. Eddie van Dorn showed us the footage on Underground of the attack that nearly ended his life and career. That’s why EVD wants this match as much as Copeland. He has unfinished business as well. Let’s take another look back now, to a completely different time for these two men. November 12th, 2007. Eddie van Dorn, then WWA Television Champion, on an incredible run of defending that title, meets a rising star in Seth Copeland.
The Meltdown logo is flashed briefly before the footage starts with the date showing in the lower corner of the screen.
With the noise level rising, Eddie pulls Seth to his feet. He positions him where he wants them, and then aims a hard palm thrust to his chest. It never connects as Seth knocks the blow aside, Eddie tries again, only to have his arm grabbed and wrenched painfully across Seth's shoulder as Copeland drops down to his knees. Eddie grips his shoulder in pain and slowly spins around, trying to shake it off. He's stopped short as Seth grabs him around the throat. There is a surprising explosion of cheers as Seth hoists Eddie into the air and drives him into the canvas with a huge chokeslam. The effort took a lot out of Seth, but he manages to cover quickly.
One!
Two!
Thre~
Half the arena groans, and the other half comes unglued as Eddie van Dorn gets a shoulder up.
Jimmy: High impact chokeslam wasn't enough to finish off the Television Champion, and right now Eddie van Dorn is showing why he's held that belt for so long. And Seth is showing us how badly he wants it.
Fat Tony: As long as you don't show us your Johnson, I'm good.
Seth staggers to his feet, bringing Eddie with him. He grabs Van Dorn around the waist, and then flips him up across his shoulder in a Canadian Back Breaker. It doesn't look like he's finished there as he backs into one corner, then points at the other.
Jimmy: Seth Copeland has bad intentions on his mind here. It looks like he's going to ram Eddie face first into the far corner, while he's upside down. He's got up a head of steam...but no TV Champion! Eddie hooks his feet under the top turnbuckle while in the corner and slides right out of Copeland's grasp... but not in a position he wants to be in!
As Seth stumbles under the sudden lack of weight, Eddie finds himself tied to the Tree of Woe. Copeland turns, sees Eddie, and makes a split second decision. He charges in for a spear, borrowing a page from the champ's playbook.
Jimmy: The Dropout! MISSES! Van Dorn sat up! Copeland hits the steel post for the second time this match.
Fat Tony: Damn it! Doesn't this man ever die!
With Copeland hurt and on his knees in the middle of the ring, Eddie works his way to a standing position on the top rope. He turns around to face inside the ring, carefully balancing himself. Throwing caution to the wind, ignoring all pain and fatigue like only EVD can, Eddie leaps into the air, shifting his body sideway and arching his back in mid-air for a high altitude cross body block. Seth sees it coming and surges to his feet, but it's too late! Eddie comes crashing down on the challenger and drives him to the canvas using his full weight. Even as the fans cheer, and even as the referee drops down to prepare for the pin attempt, Seth Copeland uses Eddie momentum and rolls through, and on top of the champ.
One!
Two!
Three!
Eddie van Dorn does kick out... but it's about a half second too late. The bell rings, and the arena is in chaos. Some of it cheers, some of it boos, but all of it, absolute chaos.
Ding, Ding
Trudeau: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, via pinfall, and your NEWWWWWWWW WWA World Television Champion... Seth Copeland!
Fat Tony: Oh Happy Days are here again!
Jimmy: Copeland did it! I don't believe it! New champion! New Champion!
Eddie sits up in the center of the ring, stunned, as the referee raises the hand of Seth Copeland, who is kneeling nearby.
Jimmy: Oh my God, what a match. It was an all out war, back and forth, all night. I had no idea who would come out on top. At one point, it looked like no one would. But Seth Copeland has managed to do what no one had been able to... defeat Eddie van Dorn when the Television title was on the line. We thought this man had a bright future, and this caps it... Seth Copeland, your NEW WWA Television Champion.
As the referee gets the belt from ringside, Eddie van Dorn gets up and intervenes. He rips the belt from the ref's hands, wincing and holding his back as he does so. The ref looks like he's going to argue, but stops at a look from Van Dorn. Eddie turns, holding the belt, and looks at Seth, who has now gotten to his feet as well.
Jimmy: Eddie's dual championships lasted for a week, officially anyway. His reign as Extreme Champion is open for debate. But either way, he can't be too happy about this.
Happy or not, Eddie nods his head at Seth, then motions he should turn around. Seth is reluctant at first, but ultimately does. Eddie proceeds to strap the TV title around Seth's waist, to an enormous ovation from the crowd. When Seth turns, the two competitors shake hands in the middle of the ring. The camera cuts to a direct over head shot, so we can see their clasped hands directly over the WWA logo on the canvas.
Jimmy: And there is what it's all about right there. Respect. Honour. And pride. The pride of Eddie van Dorn for having held that title for so long, and the respect to pass it on to Seth Copeland honourably. These two are both class acts. Seth Copeland has big shoes to fill, but if anyone is up to that task, he is.
We cut back to the arena today.
Jack: And oh how things have changed. “Hatred” is a term that gets thrown around a lot in this business, but if ever there was an example of two men who absolutely hated each other, this is it. Put them in an environment where literally anything goes, and I don’t mind telling you that I’m a little bit afraid.
Denrol: It’s going to get wild, that’s for sure. Don’t forget about the X-Factor, Gabriel Roth. The mysterious voice who was guiding Copeland for so long now has a body. We don’t know Roth’s agenda or why he hooked up with Copeland. All we know is that he seems to have control over someone who once seemed uncontrollable. A pet monster and both of them want Eddie van Dorn’s blood.
Cameras cut backstage to show Eddie van Dorn at a monitor, watching the recapped footage. He looks at the handshake at the end and shakes his head slightly. There’s an audible roar from the crowd in the arena as EVD’s music begins to play. The camera cuts back to Gary Trudeau in the middle of the ring.
Trudeau: This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is the RAZORBACK DEATH MATCH! Simply put, anything goes. Pinfall or submission only and there MUST be a winner!
The crowd continues to cheer as Gary speaks over “Another Brick in the Wall” on the PA.
Trudeau: Introducing first… from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, weighing in at 181 pounds…EDDDDDIIIIIIIIE VANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
At the announcement, the house lights dim, and it seems as if the only illumination in the arena are the lighters that have been flicked on by the more musically inclined members of the audience. Suddenly, another flicker of light appears at the top of the ramp, lighting up the deviously grinning face of Eddie van Dorn. Eddie's wet hair falls in light curls over his eyes, almost as if he is hiding behind a curtain.
We don't need no education...
Eddie walks slowly down the ramp as his highly apropos entrance theme continues to play.
We don't need no thought control...
He climbs the steps to the ring, then lights a fuse on one of the ring posts.
No dark sarcasms in the classroom...
The fuse burns slowly toward a powder load in one ring post...
Teachers, leave them kids alone...
The powder load goes off just as the first accented note in the song is played, and each successive ring post goes off with other stressed notes.
*boom* *boom* *boom* *boom*
HEY! TEACHER! LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!
Eddie stands on the fourth turnbuckle to go off. He raises his eyes to the ceiling and his arms to the sky, the very picture of Generation X.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
Eddie then steps down from the turnbuckle and crumples into a heap in the corner.
Jack: Business as usual for Eddie van Dorn, but you know he’s ready for this match. That he’s dying to get things started. I’m a little surprised that given the match stipulations he didn’t come out here armed to the teeth.
Denrol: Oh, there’s going to be some weapons used. What’s the over/under on how many gallons of blood are spilled?
Jack: That’s a bit morbid, don’t you think?
The lights go out and a growl can be heard thundering right through the arena; suddenly “Destroy Everything” by Hatebreed explodes through the speakers.
A new life begins!
Destroy Everything!
Obliterate what makes us weak,
Destroy Everything!
Decimate what threatens me.
Copeland slowly walks out from the back to a frenzy of boos from the sold out crowd. Gabriel Roth leads the way. Both men stop at the top of the ramp.
Jack: What in the hell is Roth carrying with him?
Denrol: Looks like a length of chain to me. Think it’s the same one Eddie dangled on like a fish on a hook?
Jack: That’s not funny.
Denrol: Wasn’t meant to be.
Destroy Everything!
Obliterate what makes us weak,
Destroy Everything!
Decimate what threatens me.
Trudeau: And his opponent. Being accompanied to the ring by Gabriel Roth. From Razorback Point, Montana; weighing in at two hundred and eighty four pounds ... COPELAAAAAAAND!
Copeland gets to the ringside area and walks up the steps; he slowly enters the ring and walks to the opposite corner. He climbs onto the second turnbuckle and just stands there scanning the arena, before closing his eyes taking in the hateful atmosphere, without a care in the world. He opens his eyes and turns his head slightly to give the fans a demonic, bone chilling look from beneath the mask. He climbs off the turnbuckle and paces back and forth as the music fades out and the lights return to normal. EVD is up to his feet now, and he prevents Gabriel Roth from entering the ring with one steely glare. He moves to the center of the ring and Copeland moves right away to meet him. The fans cheer wildly at the confrontation as the referee tries to reason with the both of them to wait for the bell.
Jack: Eye to eye right away in the middle of the ring. What do you think is going through their mind? Is Copeland remembering how Eddie very nearly made him beg for his mask? Is Eddie thinking about the long hard months of wondering if he would ever live a normal life again, let alone wrestle?
Denrol: You sure do ask stupid questions. Of course they’re thinking of that. All of it, and more. It’s been brewing for a long time and now it’s about to boil over.
Ding, Ding!
At the sound of the bell, the crowd roars, but neither man moves an inch. They continue staring at each other. Roth is shouting from the outside of the ring, but Copeland ignores it for now, as does EVD. The camera catches EVD saying something to Copeland but we can’t read his lips as he slowly raises both arms out to the side, and then turns around with his head bowed. The crowd boos, more confused than anything else.
Jack: Eddie van Dorn just turned his back on Copeland!
Denrol: Seems kind of stupid to make that the last thing you ever do in life. There are so many other things that would be better.
Roth screams at Copeland to attack but he was already in motion. He lunges, only to find himself flat on his face on the mat as Eddie drops down and lashes out with a drop kick just below Copeland’s knee. Eddie pounces and begins to maul the man who outweighs him by over 100 pounds. Rights, lefts, elbows, forearms, knees, all to the head, neck and shoulder area of Copeland. The crowd explodes and begins an E-V-D chant as Eddie continues his assault. He gets to his feet and delivers several stiff kicks to the ribs in succession before yanking Copeland up by the hair and blasting him with a knee to the face. Copeland is sent sprawling onto his back. Eddie jumps on top of him again, digging his thumbs into Copeland’s eyes for several seconds before gripping at Copeland’s mask and trying to yank it off.
Jack: EVD going for the mask and I don’t think he cares if he rips Copeland’s head off with it.
Copeland bucks Eddie off before any progress can be made. Eddie uses the momentum to hit the ropes running and comes back with a drop kick right to the face, drawing a roar of delight from the crowd. Eddie drops to the mat and rolls under the bottom rope. He jogs around the corner and grabs a steel chair from ringside. He rolls into the ring, holding the chair in front of him as he gets to his feet and waits on Copeland. Copeland gets up and spins around just as Eddie tosses the chair at him. Copeland catches it and immediately ducks, expecting an attack. It never comes. Copeland looks it up and sees EVD pointing at his chin, daring Copeland to take a swing at him. Copeland obliges with a lightning fast swing that would have caved EVD’s skull in, but Eddie is quicker as he ducks out of the way. He shoots out a light kick that connects with Copeland’s thigh, more annoying to the big man than anything else. Copeland swipes at Eddie’s ribs with the chair but EVD steps back and to the side to avoid it. He taps Copeland on the top of the head as his momentum brings him close.
Jack: Eddie van Dorn is toying with Copeland.
Denrol: This one ranks up there on the all time bad ideas list, you know that, right?
Jack: Trying to get Copeland off his game is one thing, but pissing him off to do it, I have to agree, that’s not overly smart. But it seems to be working!
With a bellow of rage Copeland rushes forward, chair raised. Eddie stands his ground and his hand flashes out and up, connecting with a thrust right to Copeland’s throat. The chair falls to the ground with a clatter as Copeland stumbles back, clutching his throat. Eddie moves in, hitting several more quick kicks, delivered with much more ferocity this time, to back Copeland into the corner. Eddie clamps his own hand on Copeland’s throat and begins to squeeze as hard as he can, even as he climbs to the 2nd buckle and starts beating Copeland with straight lefts to the skull.
Jack: Eddie didn’t even use the chair. It was just a decoy. So far in the opening minutes of this match, this is a side of Eddie I can’t remember seeing. EVD has made a career out of using anything and everything in his environment to gain the upper hand. In a match where anything goes, thus far he’s pretty much ignored the opportunity for weapons.
Denrol: This is nowhere near over Jack, and if Eddie thinks he can win a DEATH match, without using weapons, he’s going to find out how wrong he is.
The referee admonishes Eddie for the choke, but it’s not as if he can do much more about it as Eddie continues trying to crush Copeland’s windpipe with his bare hand. EVD jumps up, lands on Copeland’s shoulders, and takes him out of the corner with a hurancanrana. Copeland manages to roll to his hands and knees and then rolls out of the way of a running knee lift. Copeland up and running for a clothesline, but Eddie counters by grabbing Copeland’s arm and swinging himself up into a crucifix position. Instead of pulling backwards thought, EVD rolls forward, using his weight to drop Copeland face first into the canvas without his arms to break the fall. EVD hangs on to Copeland’s arm with his legs, while adjusting his grip on the other arm.
Jack: Scissored arm bar from Eddie van Dorn out of a unique counter. It’s safe to say EVD is 100% focused on this match and Gabriel Roth at ringside is not happy about it.
Shouting at Copeland to break free, Roth begins to strike the canvas. This prompts the crowd into a gigantic E-V-D chant every Roth hits the mat. Roth whirls around and screams at the fans to stop, which just makes the chants louder. A ghost of a smile plays around Eddie’s lips as he releases his leg grip on Copeland and shifts positions, hanging on to a single arm bar. Eddie gets into a crouch and then flips forward, nearly twisting Copeland’s arm all the way around in the socket. Eddie lands in a bridge position, then twists back around to his feet in one fluid motion.
Denrol: Now he’s just showing off. There was no point in doing that.
Jack: He didn’t have to let go of Copeland’s arm to do it, so I’d say there was a big point in doing that. EVD drops a leg across the upper arm/shoulder area of Copeland. Eddie is systematically taking the big man apart.
Eddie turns the arm bar into a hammer lock and drives his knee into Copeland’s bent elbow several times before dragging him to his feet. He whips Copeland into the ropes and leap frogs over him as he comes off. Copeland off the ropes again and runs into a back kick to the gut that doubles him over. Eddie drapes his leg over the back of Copeland’s neck, but before he can do anything further, Copeland straightens up, throwing EVD into a standing back flip. EVD lands on his feet but Copeland grabs him around the waist, spins, and hurls him over the top rope. Eddie bounces off the barricade at ringside and slams into the ground hard, drawing loud boos from the crowd.
Denrol: Here we go. Now things get interesting.
Copeland stands at the ropes, looking down at EVD as Roth crows triumphantly from the outside. Copeland cracks his neck one way, then the other, and then steps through the ropes and drops to the floor. He yanks EVD up by the hair and then unceremoniously slams him face first onto the floor on the outside. He drags the Extreme Revolutionary along the ground and chucks him into the ring steps. Man and steel both clatter to the arena floor with a huge bang. Eddie rolls, manages to get to his feet, but immediately stumbles forward and falls to his knees again.
Jack: The power of Copeland coming into play now. If he gets his arms around you just once, you’re in deep, deep trouble. As Eddie van Dorn is finding out now.
Copeland grabs Eddie from behind, presses him straight over head, and drops him chest first onto the ringside barrier. Eddie rebounds off and falls to the floor again, holding his chest. Copeland stalks over to the dislodged ring steps and lifts part of them into the air as if they weighed nothing. He waits patiently, a feral cat silently watching the mouse’s hole, for EVD to get to his feet. Eddie does and Copeland throws the steps right at his head. EVD rolls under the flying steps and comes right up with a spinning heel kick to the face as the steps go sailing into the crowd. Most of the fans had already been cleared away from the railing and no one gets hurt, except for an unfortunate security guard who gets caught with a glancing blow to the face.
Denrol: Think those guys get hazard pay?
Jack: I sure hope so. EVD dodges a bullet there but needs to pay attention here.
Gabriel Roth is sneaking up behind EVD, the length of chain he’s carrying raised over head. Eddie whirls around and before Roth’s face can register surprise, Eddie lays him out with a superkick. The chain drops harmlessly to the floor. Eddie turns his attention back to Copeland, only to get broken in half by a spear.
Jack: The violent impact of that spear has Eddie’s neck snapping back and he cracked his head hard on the arena floor. That’s the kind of impact that ends careers.
Denrol: Maybe this time he’ll take the hint and stay away for good.
Copeland stands over a lifeless EVD, surveying the destruction he just caused. His head turns slowly so his gaze fixates on the chain. The crowd’s response becomes even more hostile as they realize what he’s going for.
Jack: No, no, no.
Denrol: No use arguing Jack, anything goes. Eddie agreed to this, he knew what could possibly happen. Copeland has never cared about playing by the rules. He’s done it before, why not again?
Jack: I have to believe that there’s enough of the man known as Seth Copeland left inside that monster for him not to do this.
Denrol: Yeah, you keep thinking that.
Copeland grabs the chain, as EVD starts to stir. Eddie rolls onto his stomach, oblivious to the man behind him now wielding the chain. Copeland moves forward and quickly loops the chain around EVD’s feet.
Jack: That’s not what I was expecting. I thought he would go for the neck like last time. But he’s essentially hog-tying Eddie van Dorn on the outside now.
Denrol: Going to be hard to fly high when you’re all tied up.
Eddie is still groggy enough from the spear that he offers no real resistance, and soon Copeland has him secured with the chain around his ankles, with plenty of length left over. Copeland tosses the length of chain over the top rope, and then rolls into the ring after it. He gets to his feet, grabs the chain, and tugs hard. Eddie is jerked backward, banging his face into the ground again with the sudden movement. Copeland tugs again and Eddie is lifted into the air. Copeland uses the chain to drag Eddie up from the arena floor and into the ring. He gathers up the loose end of the chain and begins to spin. Slow at first, but gaining speed as EVD is helpless to stop this chain assisted giant swing. Copeland releases and Eddie sails through the air, hits the canvas hard, and then slides ribs first right under the ropes, into the ring post. The thud is sickening and the impact changes Eddie’s direction, spinning him right back out onto the floor. Copeland immediately begins to reel Eddie in again.
Jack: The agony etched on EVD’s face tells the whole story right now, as does the blood he’s coughing up. He very well may have cracked ribs. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone hit the ring post harder than he just did. And there is no give whatsoever in that steel.
Denrol: Which is the point. Copeland wants to hurt Eddie. He wants to maim him. He wants to make him pay for trying to humiliate him and he wants Eddie out of action, permanently. And who’s going to stop him from getting what he wants?
Copeland uses the chain to pull Eddie’s legs into the air, then grabs both of them under one arm, and steps over EVD’s body. Copeland twists Eddie over and sits back right on those injured ribs with a modified Boston Crab. The crowd is rallying behind EVD, trying to will him on as he reaches desperately for the ropes. The referee is right there, asking if he wants to give it up. Eddie screams ‘No’ which just turns into a groan as Copeland applies even more pressure.
Denrol: Bet he’s wishing he used that chair instead of just mocking Copeland earlier.
Somehow, Eddie reaches the ropes, but with no disqualifications, Copeland ignores the 5 count and simply applies more pressure. Eddie pulls himself under the ropes, trying to dislodge his opponent, trying to get room to breathe. When his back touches the ropes, Copeland stands and uses the chain to drag Eddie back to the center of the ring. Copeland bends over to grab Eddie by the hair, only to get surprised with a roll up. It doesn’t work though as Eddie can’t use his legs to complete the move and he just ends up getting a moment of space, which he uses to try to unravel the chain from his legs. As Eddie sits and reaches for the chain, Copeland nails him with a vicious kick to the spine which has Eddie arching his back and writhing in pain. The crowd oohs and groans, many people shouting insults at Copeland. He ignores this, and rips off EVD’s shirt. He whips Eddie across the back with the loose end of the chain. Angry red welts bloom all over Eddie’s back as the skin is flayed raw.
Jack: The referee needs to start thinking about stopping this match.
Denrol: Jack, it’s just getting started. Though, with this beating, I don’t know how much longer it’s going to go.
Jack: Eddie van Dorn gain a quick upper hand through a relentless assault, but this counter measure by Copeland has been absolutely brutal.
Copeland drops the chain and rolls to the outside. The crowd boos, but there is still a buzz of anticipation as he lifts up the ring apron. Even a small pop as Copeland drags out a board wrapped in barbed wire. He shoves that into the ring and climbs in after it. Eddie has managed to drag himself across the ring, leaving a small red smear anywhere his back touches the canvas. He uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet, ankles still bound. Copeland raises the board, tangle of barbed wire facing his opponent and rushes forward. Eddie uses the ropes for leverage and kicks both feet up in front of him. Copeland is driven back as the safe side of the board gets driven into his chest. He drops the board and doubles over, gasping for breath. The crowd comes unglued as Eddie manages to jump into the air just high enough to connect with a double leg drop to the back of the head that drives Copeland head first into the tangle of wire.
Denrol: He’s probably happy he got the mask back from EVD.
Jack: I don’t think anyone would be happy with a face full of barbed wire, mask or no mask. Eddie avoids a sure catastrophe but he’s still not in good shape himself.
Grimacing in pain, Eddie rolls into a neutral corner and begins unraveling the chain. When he frees himself, he rubs at his ankles, trying to get the circulation going again. He pulls himself up as Copeland tries to pull away from the barbed wire. It’s stuck in parts of his mask, and gouges small cuts in any exposed part of his face. Eddie leaves the chain where it is and moves towards Copeland. He grips the board and wrenches it away from Copeland, clearly not caring if it takes chunks of skin or not. With Copeland on his knees, Eddie hits an open palmed strike to the chest. Copeland gets to his feet, only to get hit with a European uppercut. He falls back into the ropes and Eddie shoots him to the other side of the ring with an Irish whip. Eddie with a kick to the gut, that Copeland blocks. He has Eddie’s foot in his grasp, but before he can do anything, EVD lays him out with an enzuguri. The crowd roars as Eddie, clutching his ribs still, steps through the ropes and onto the ring apron. He positions himself, winces a bit as he grips the top rope, and then springs up. Only to have his ankle grabbed by Gabriel Roth. Eddie tries to shift and land safely, but comes down with the top rope across his midsection. He kicks his feet, trying to right himself, but before he can, Copeland has him. Copeland flips him up onto his shoulders and throws him over the top rope with a powerbomb.
Jack: Powerbomb from the ring to the floor! Eddie’s out cold, he HAS to be out cold! Roth getting involved in this match has turned the tide back in his man’s favor.
Denrol: I’m just glad to see he’s ok after such a vicious, unprovoked attack from Eddie van Dorn earlier.
Jack: Yeah, I’m sure you are.
Copeland follows Eddie to the floor, albeit in a much safer manner, and goes back to looking under the ring. He pulls out a small item which we only get a glimpse off as he bends slightly, blocking it from view. When he straightens, the camera gets a good look and the fans are none too happy.
Jack: Copeland has some kind of glove. It looks like it’s made out of leather, but it’s got heavy metal guards across the knuckles and fingers.
Denrol: Can’t blame him there, don’t they always say ‘safety first’? It’s protection.
Jack: Protection from what?
Denrol: Hurting his hand when he knocks Eddie’s head from his neck.
Copeland punches the ring steps violently with a primal scream, with the loud metal clang ringing throughout the arena. He stalks over to the aisle way where Eddie landed, and has yet to move. Copeland grabs Eddie’s ankle with his non-gloved hand and lifts his leg up. With Gabriel Roth nearby, shouting encouragement, Copeland drives his iron fist straight into Eddie’s crotch. This brings Eddie back into a state of consciousness, though he probably wishes he was still out of it as he folds up into the fetal position in the aisle. Copeland crouches over and ruthlessly shoves him flat again. He punches in the ribs three times in succession, and then delivers a crushing blow to the chin that has Eddie’s eyes visibly rolling up into his head for a moment. Copeland pulls Eddie to his feet, and EVD sags helplessly against him. Copeland measures Eddie up, and delivers a straight shot to the forehead that drops him like a sack of bricks. When the camera zooms in on EVD, we see that he’s fully busted open, blood gushing out and over his face.
Jack: This is getting worse by the second for Eddie van Dorn.
Denrol: Bit off more than he could chew in this one. Copeland isn’t that same guy who wanted to out wrestle you. Eddie thought he understood that already, but he’s finding out just how far Copeland has gone during the time EVD was on the shelf.
Copeland pulls Eddie up and slings him over his shoulder. He rushes forward and throws Eddie like a lawn dart, head first into the ring post. Eddie smacks the steel and falls to the floor. His legs continue to move as if trying to get up but it’s hard to tell whether he means it or it’s just involuntary reaction. Copeland comes over, and leans over the barricade, grabbing a chair from the fans. He pulls Eddie by the hair, over to the remaining section of ring steps from earlier, laying him flat across it. Through a mask of blood Eddie watches as Copeland stands over him, chair raised high. Copeland starts to swing…
CRAXXT!
Chair hits ring steps as EVD rolls out of the way in the nick of time. Copeland is momentarily stunned and Eddie wills himself to his feet and half lunges/half falls onto Copeland’s arm. He’s trying to get the glove off, having felt firsthand the damage it can do. Copeland starts to struggle and yanks back away, just as Eddie lets go completely. The sudden shift makes Copeland’s own hand snap back into his face, drawing a huge pop from the crowd.
Denrol: Stop hitting yourself Copeland!
Eddie, bloody and hurt but far from done, drops Copeland with a clothesline and manages to pull the glove off of Copeland’s hand. Rather than use it, he tosses it into the crowd where it becomes a souvenir. EVD whips Copeland into the barricade with enough force that Copeland topples over and into the crowd, where he’s lost in the swarm. For several moments, Eddie lays on the ground, sucking in oxygen, before getting to his knees and looking under the ring himself. He drags out a ten foot ladder and slides it into the ring. Rather than follow it in, Eddie notices Copeland heading back through the crowd and runs to meet him. He springs up to the top of the barricade and launches himself, connecting with a flying shoulder block. He gets up as fast as his body allows him, and hops the railing back to ringside. He slides into the ring and begins to set up the ladder.
Jack: I really want to tell Eddie to think about what he’s doing. But one, he always thinks about what he’s doing in that ring, and two, I don’t think he’d listen to me anyway.
Denrol: No one listens to you Jack, no one.
Eddie sets the ladder in the corner and begins to climb. Every person in the arena is on their feet as he perches on the top of the ladder. Flashbulbs explode as he leaps. He comes crashing down on top of Copeland with a flipping senton, three rows deep, that sends people and chairs scattering.
Crowd: WWA! WWA!
Jack: The chant says it all. Eddie van Dorn risking life and limb to take out his arch rival, but at what cost?
Denrol: Life and limb, didn’t you just tell people that? Come on Jack, keep up. EVD is just being who EVD is, whatever it costs him. I’d say he’s going to regret it when he’s 80 years old and confined to a bed in a nursing home, but honestly, I don’t see him living that long. Jumping into the crowd from about 15 feet in the air is all well and good, but it’s still not the stupidest thing we’ve ever seen him do. Which is very, very, sad.
Despite being on the receiving end, Copeland is actually the one who moves first. He staggers to his feet and slowly climbs over the barricade to the ringside area. Eddie isn’t that far behind though, and the crowd pops when he leaps from the barricade onto Copeland’s back, his arm locked firmly around Copeland’s wind pipe. Copeland swings his arms wildly, but Eddie just increases pressure and holds on for dear life. Copeland sags, nearly going to one knee, but manages to spin and stagger back rapidly, slamming Eddie spine first into the post. The crowd groans, but then explodes into cheers again when Eddie manages to hang on to the choke.
Jack: Sheer determination being shown by Eddie van Dorn! Copeland can dish it out, but Eddie simply will not quit!
Copeland rams the post again, briefly breaking Eddie’s grip. But EVD jumps onto Copeland’s back again, reapplying the choke even as his face shows the amount of pain that he’s in.
Denrol: Eddie is starting to take resiliency into a whole other level. I have to give him credit for that much.
A third time into the post dislodges EVD in a more permanent way as he slumps to the ground. Copeland crawls away, holding his throat. But even through the pain he’s going under the ring in search of something. He pulls out a decent sized tool box. He grabs the first object he lays hands on.
Jack: Copeland’s got a screwdriver.
Denrol: Take a closer look at that Jack, that’s no screwdriver.
Jack: Holy Jesus that’s an ice pick! He’s going to kill him!
Copeland pushes to his feet and advances on EVD, many fans at ringside gasping in horror. He lifts Eddie’s arm onto the apron, and then brings the pick down in a vicious arc. Eddie pulls his arm away and the pick sinks straight through the canvas. Before he can pull back for another shot at impaling EVD, Copeland is knocked back by a kick to the head. Eddie hops to the ring apron, jumps onto the middle rope and delivers a beautiful Assai moonsault, driving Copeland to the ground.
Jack: Copeland tries to pin Eddie to the mat, literally.
Denrol: Eddie kabobs.
Jack: A timely counter and Eddie stays out of harm’s way for now.
Denrol: Are you watching the match? He hasn’t stayed out of harm’s way all night.
Eddie wipes at his eyes, trying to clear away the blood. He staggers over to the toolbox Copeland pulled out and grabs a big roll of duct tape. He winds some around his skull, over the wound in his forehead. He wipes the blood out of his face and though his skin is stained red, there is no fresh blood pouring out.
Jack: Bit of a field dressing for EVD there, not a bad move, but that’s going to hurt when it comes off.
Looking like an accident victim with no health insurance Eddie walks back to Copeland, and bends to pick him up. He stops short and grabs his side, wincing. Shaking it off, he grips Copeland by the hair. Copeland lashes out with an elbow strike to the back of the knee that puts Eddie down. From his knees, Copeland grabs Eddie around the throat and just begins to choke the life out of him. Eddie counters with several feeble knees to the side of the head, which Copeland largely ignores. He can’t ignore a thumb to the eyes though and Eddie rolls away, gasping for breath. Copeland rubs at his face as he gets to his feet. He blinks his vision clear to see EVD running at him. Eddie up into the air, landing on Copeland’s shoulder with an attempted hurancanrana, but Copeland muscles Eddie back up into a sitting position.
Jack: Not good for EVD! Another powerbomb to the floor coming up!
Before Copeland can drive him through the concrete though, Eddie reaches out and grasps the ropes. He pulls himself off Copeland’s shoulders and to a standing position on the ring apron. He wastes no time in sling shotting himself over the top rope. He hangs on, twists in mid-air, and then swings down, connecting with a drop kick through the ropes that sends Copeland into the barricade. Eddie slides back out of the ring and whips Copeland mid-section first into the ring apron before rolling him back into the ring.
Denrol: It looks like he’s in the driver’s seat now, but this kid’s body is going to give out on him before it’s over, mark my words. In permanent marker.
Jack: I have a hard time disagreeing with you, but at the same time, if Eddie isn’t down yet, what’s it going to take?
Denrol: EVD might not be down, but neither is Copeland.
In the ring, EVD has Copeland on his feet, and tries lifting him into the air. He drops Copeland back down and holds his own ribs. Then, shaking that off, he tries again and just manages to hang Copeland upside down in the Tree of Woe. The crowd roars as they know what’s coming next.
Jack: Eddie van Dorn looking to finish this right now! Can he connect with the Dropout?
Eddie kicks the barbwire board out of his way and half walks half shuffles to the opposite corner. He gets up a full head of steam and lowers his shoulder.
Jack: Copeland sits up…but Eddie puts on the brakes!
Denrol: Lucky bastard.
Instead of spearing him in the corner, Eddie climbs the ropes behind Copeland and hurls him backwards through the air with a huge top rope German suplex. Both men hit the ground hard, but Copeland is folded literally in half, landing on the back of his head and neck. He stays in that folded position for a long time, and then slumps lifeless to the side.
Jack: HUGE move by Eddie van Dorn, but he’s unable to capitalize.
Denrol: The dumbass was probably trying to pin the man with his mind power. What little of it he still possesses. The man’s shoulders being down for three doesn’t count unless you’re on top of him Eddie.
Jack: And you would know all about being on top of men.
Denrol: Don’t make jokes, you can get hurt.
EVD rolls slowly to the ropes, and pulls himself up once more. Knowing too much time has passed for a cover, he moves towards the ladder instead. He folds it up and then slams it down with as much force as he can, right on top of Copeland.
Jack: That’s the first non-defensive weapon attack we’ve seen from Eddie van Dorn tonight. That could mean that he’s had enough and is ready to end this.
Denrol: Or admitting that he has no chance of beating Copeland without help.
Eddie drags both Copeland and the ladder over to the corner and the crowd cheers as he sets foot on the apron. The cheers swell as he climbs the ropes, and reach a fevered pitch as he flies through the air with a Swanton bomb. He connects with the ladder with a huge crunch, driving it into Copeland with as much force as his body can create. The fans’ cheers are tempered somewhat as they watch the Extreme Revolutionary convulse in pain on the canvas.
Denrol: There are no words for the type of moron it takes to do something like that in his condition.
Despite the pain, Eddie manages to claw his way across the canvas, shoves the ladder aside, and drapes an arm across Copeland’s chest.
One!
Two!
Thr~
Kick out!
The crowd lets out a disappointed ‘awwww’.
Jack: I’m amazed that Copeland was able to kick out.
Denrol: I’m more amazed that that was the first pin attempt in this entire match.
Jack: What? Hey, you’re right. It was this close to being one and done for Copeland here tonight. It just goes to show that neither of these men is too concerned with winning the match. They just want to hurt each other.
For several moments, both men just lie there in the middle of the ring, with the crowd cheering Eddie on. EVD gets to his feet, and heads back to the corner. Copeland begins to stir as well. With Copeland hurt and on his knees in the middle of the ring, Eddie works his way to a standing position on the top rope. Throwing caution to the wind, ignoring all pain and fatigue like only EVD can, Eddie leaps into the air, shifting his body sideway and arching his back in mid-air for a high altitude cross body block. Copeland sees it coming and surges to his feet, but it's too late! Eddie comes crashing down onto his nemesis and drives him to the canvas using his full weight. Even as the fans cheer, and even as the referee drops down to prepare for the pin attempt, Copeland uses Eddie’s momentum and rolls through, and on top of the champ.
One!
Two!
Three!
Jack: No! Eddie kicks out! Eddie kicks out! EVD had to be having flashbacks of three years ago. We showed you the recap at the start of this match and lightning very nearly struck twice here tonight.
Denrol: EVD fans may be breathing a sigh of relief, but for how much longer?
With Gabriel Roth screaming at the referee, Copeland gets to his feet with the help of the ropes. He staggers as Eddie jumps onto his shoulders from behind. EVD tries to throw his weight forward, maybe for a victory roll, but Copeland shrugs him off instead, grabs his legs and throws him down… right on top of the barbed wire. The crowd gasps and boos as Roth pumps his fist in the air in celebration. Copeland gets to his feet and flips the board over on top of EVD. He backs into the ropes for a running start, and then drops a knee right across the board on EVD’s head. Copeland gets up again and kneels on the board.
Jack: I think I’m going to be sick. Copeland grinding that barbed wire board over Eddie’s entire body like a cheese grater.
Copeland leaves Eddie tangled under everything and exits the ring. He circles around to one side and looks under the apron again. He reaches under the ring and comes out holding a large pane of glass. Gabriel Roth can be heard shouting encouragement over the boos of the crowd.
Roth: Yes! Remember how he tried to humiliate you! Make him pay! Make him suffer! There will be no coming back!
Copeland slides the glass in the ring, and then props it up at an angle against the corner. Copeland then goes over and picks up the ladder. He slams it down on top of the board for good measure, causing the wire to sink into Eddie’s flesh even more before kicking the board away. EVD is in bad shape. The duct tape dressing on his head is torn in several spots, fresh blood flowing from his head wounds, to join the rivulets flowing from dozens of wounds from his neck down to his stomach. Copeland sets up the ladder near the center of the ring, and then pulls Eddie up by the hair. Copeland crouches and then lifts Eddie up on his shoulders, setting him up so he’s hanging limp at the top of the ladder. Copeland moves around and starts to climb the opposite site of the ladder. Near the top now, he delivers a vicious headbutt that has Eddie snapping back and nearly falling from the ladder before Copeland grabs him. He bashes Eddie face first into the top of the ladder, sending a large spray of blood into the air. Copeland climbs a few steps higher, and then lifts Eddie up and across his shoulders. Copeland carefully steps over the top of the ladder, balancing precariously, and sits down at the very top.
Denrol: Not a good place to be if you’re Eddie van Dorn.
Jack: Copeland has bad intentions on his mind.
Denrol: This goes beyond bad intentions. What he plans to do here is downright criminal. And quite entertaining.
Copeland straightens and begins to spin EVD off his shoulders with a Psychosnap from the top of the ladder. The crowd pops as Eddie hooks his arm around Copeland’s, stopping his momentum mid move. EVD hanging on to Copeland’s neck, with his feet dangling in the air behind him, trying to find safe purchase on the ladder. The struggling of his opponent throws Copeland off balance and he topples forward off the ladder, EVD along for the ride. The pop is huge as Copeland ends up doing a swan dive, going head first through the pane of glass, shattering it into hundreds of pieces.
Jack: I think instinct had Eddie trying to make that into some semblance of a bulldog.
Denrol: Stop trying to make him look like a hero. Copeland slipped and fell, and Eddie thought it looked like a good idea so he did it too. Didn’t his mother tell him not to jump off ladders through glass just because his friends were doing it?
Eddie rolls over broken glass and drapes himself across Copeland’s back on the mat.
Denrol: Eddie needs to get back to basics. Guy needs to be on his back to pin him.
Panting heavily from exhaustion, with hands that are slick with blood, Eddie seems to be looking for something amidst the broken glass. After a moment, he lifts a large chunk from mat. He raises it to the back of Copeland’s head and begins to saw away at the mask straps.
Jack: Eddie going after the mask again and Copeland is helpless to stop him!
Eddie tugs at the mask but it doesn’t come off. He continues hacking with the glass, sawing through some of Copeland’s hair as well. Finally, with one hard pull, the mask comes off. Eddie rolls off of Copeland and holds the mask up in the air, drawing a big pop from the crowd.
Denrol: This is a Deathmatch Eddie, not a take your opponent’s mask off match.
Eddie throws the mask outside the ring and then rolls under the bottom rope. He lands unsteadily on his feet, and finds the rolls of duct tape from earlier. This time he winds some around each fist, moving so fast that the tape twists and bunches in different directions. He drops the tape and rolls into the ring again. With both fists he punches the canvas and grinds his hands into the mat. When he pulls them back, several shards of glass have stuck to the tape. The crowd is in frenzy as Eddie rolls Copeland over, exposing his unmasked face. With no hesitation or remorse, Eddie slams a right hand across Copeland’s face. Blood blooms immediately. Eddie bashes him with a left, drawing more blood.
Jack: I have seen Eddie van Dorn do some brutal, extreme things. But not once have I ever seen him willing to be this outright physical with someone. Copeland outweighs him by 100 pounds and EVD has done nothing but come straight at him.
Denrol: And look at the condition he’s in because of it! Sing his praises all you want, but there are very few people who can go toe to toe with Copeland and survive, and I just don’t think EVD is one of them.
With every punch, Eddie’s eyes burn brighter. There’s a slightly manic look there as the camera zooms in through the crimson mask. His entire body shudders with the impact of each punch, and Copeland’s already scarred face continues to ooze more and more blood. Gabriel Roth jumps up on the ring apron to protest to the official. But Eddie leaps to his feet and takes a wild swing at him, causing Roth to bail out for dear life. Running on sheer adrenaline now Eddie drags Copeland up, and muscles him up and into the Tree of Woe again. Eddie backs across the ring, runs forward and…
Jack: The Dropout connects! If he pins him it’s over!
Copeland’s body gets driven painfully into the corner with the spear, but his legs don’t come loose from the turnbuckle, leaving him to dangle there. Eddie sits up, holding his ribs, leaning back against his lifeless opponent. Eddie looks around, almost in a daze, as if wondering where Copeland is, before twisting around to see behind him. He reaches up to the ropes and pulls himself up, and limps back across the ring. He holds up his hand, signaling ‘One more time’ to the crowd, who respond with a deafening roar. He rushes across the ring and…
Jack: The second one connects! Pin him Eddie! Pin him!
Eddie staggers to his feet. Copeland is still caught in the Tree of Woe. The arena is shaking from the cheers and stomps for Eddie van Dorn. Rather than releasing Copeland though, EVD shuffles over to the corner where the chain Copeland used earlier sits. Eddie grabs it and lifts it over head.
Crowd: Bust him up Ed-die! Bust him up! Bust him up Ed-die! Bust him up!
Eddie drops down and rolls out of the ring, carrying the chain with him. He walks over to the corner where Copeland is and loops the chain through the ring and out the other side, letting it rest across Copeland’s throat.
Jack: I think Eddie has lost it. He has this match won, why isn’t he going for the pin?
Denrol: It’s not about the match Jack, it never has been, you said it yourself. They just want to hurt each other. And I hate to say it to Copeland right now but… pay back is a bitch.
Ignoring the pleading official and Gabriel Roth’s empty threats, Eddie plants his boot on the ring post, and then yanks back on both ends of the chain. The effect is instantaneous. Copeland’s hands immediately go to his neck as the chain pulls taut, then his arms flail about. He tries to sit up but is held in place by the chain. He grips at it, clawing at his own neck, trying to get his hands under it to free himself, but Eddie is pulling with all of his weight behind it. If the chain were any thinner it would be cutting through Copeland’s Adam’s apple like a hot knife through butter right now. Instead, it chokes the life out of him as Eddie pulls it tighter and tighter. Eddie loops the ends of the chain around his forearms a few more times and pulls even harder. Through the mask of blood we can see Copeland’s face turn purple. It’s impossible to tell for sure with all the blood but it looks like blood vessels in his eyes are popping from the pressure. The ref is asking Copeland if he wants to quit but God only knows if Copeland understands. He’s given no signal other than trying to escape. Finally, Gabriel Roth climbs to the apron and dislodges the leg holding Copeland in the corner. The sudden release causes Eddie to slip as Copeland is flipped face down on the canvas. He convulses for a moment, gasping and coughing up blood. Roth scurries away and around the other side of the ring before Eddie can recover and pay him back for his interference.
Jack: Gabriel Roth inserting himself into this match yet again, but this time I think he may have actually saved Copeland’s life. I’m not sure if Eddie would have, or could have stopped on his own.
Eddie gets to his feet, stumbles, and then gets to his feet again, hanging on to the ring post. He gathers up the chain and puts it into the ring, before climbing up and following it in. As he steps through the ropes, Copeland lunges with a desperation low blow that puts Eddie on the mat and sends a groan throughout the arena. Eddie tries to pull himself up in the corner several times, but slips and falls each time, unable to get his body to listen to his brain. Copeland is on his hands and knees, dripping blood all over the canvas as he tries to take more than a short, ragged breath. He grips the chain and forces his way to his feet. He nearly falls as well, supporting himself on the ropes as Eddie manages to pull himself up in the corner. Copeland backs into EVD so the two are back to back and then flings the chain back over his head. He yanks and leans forward, catching EVD with the chain around his throat and lifting him into the air.
Jack: Now Copeland is hanging Eddie van Dorn again! It’s not from the big screen but it’s the same lack of oxygen that can end a man’s life like that.
Denrol: Eddie better hope he’s taken enough out of Copeland that his legs give out from under him, or I don’t see how he can escape.
Eddie tries throwing his weight to one side, but Copeland shifts to compensate, bent over at the waist, keeping Eddie dangling. With the crowd cheering him on, chanting his name, Eddie manages to kick out enough to hit the ropes with his feet, which enables him to flip backwards, landing on his feet in front of Copeland. For a moment, both men are just leaning against each other, bent over, head to head and shoulder to shoulder, completely exhausted. Eddie moves first, trying to hook his knee over Copeland’s head to drive him face first into the broken glass again. Copeland counters with a sharp blow to the side of Eddie’s support leg, which knocks him to his knees. Copeland seizes him, butterflies his arms behind his back, and nails EVD with a butterfly face plant on the broken glass, drawing a huge round of jeers from the crowd.
Jack: The Endgame!
Moving slower than a glacier, Copeland manages to roll Eddie’s lifeless body over, and drapes himself over his chest.
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding, Ding!
Trudeau: Your winner of the match via pinfall… COOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPEELAAAAANNNNNND!
The boos from the crowd are deafening even as medics hit the ring, clear the debris and begin attending to both men.
Jack: Copeland gets the victory in the Razorback Deathmatch, incredible! At least in the record books. This is the type of match that no one truly ‘wins’.
Denrol: Trust me, a ‘W’ in a match like this makes all the pain afterwards worth it. Copeland will hold his head up high. Eddie van Dorn, IF he’s healthy enough, will feel nothing but emptiness.
Jack: I can’t believe that. Eddie van Dorn took Copeland further than anyone in the history of this company. He may not have won here tonight, but he sent Copeland a message.
Denrol: What message would that be? ‘I go out on a stretcher every time I fight you’?
With Gabriel Roth’s help, Copeland is being pulled to the back. He manages to pause in the middle of the aisle and raises both arms in celebration, before sagging back down. He tries to take back the mask that Roth carries but the medics stop him, telling him he will need stitches. The reaction Copeland was drawing dies down and the arena goes eerily quiet as medics continue working over EVD, who has yet to move.
Jack: I just pray that Eddie is all right. He’s just coming back from a serious long term injury. It’s possible he wasn’t in top form coming into this and the level of physicality we saw from him tonight… It goes beyond what we’re used to seeing from him. For most of this match, he opted not to use weapons, instead using his own body as the only weapon he needed. It was vicious, brutal, and in a way, oddly intimate. Now though, after seeing what Copeland did to him when he didn’t hesitate to use anything at his disposal, you have to question those tactics.
Denrol: You think? Here comes Eddie’s ride now.
A stretcher is wheeled to the ringside area as the medics begin to slowly move Eddie towards it. With several people cradling his neck to keep it immobile, they slide him onto the gurney. It’s as if someone ignited a fire under him as soon as his body touches it. Eddie thrashes, blasting a medic in the head with an errant kick. He rolls off of it and hits the ground hard, but begins to crawl up the aisle. The medics shout his name and try to surround them, but he takes a wild swing at them, causing them to back off. At the sudden movements, the crowd explodes into cheers and chants of ‘E-V-D’ once again echo throughout the arena. He pushes himself to his feet, and then falls, leaving a bloody smear on the arena floor. He gets up again, stumbles a few feet, and falls again. He rolls to the side, avoiding the helping hands and uses the barricade to pull himself up. He takes a few unsteady steps into the middle of the aisle, doubles over at the waist, but doesn’t fall. Slowly, he straightens.
Jack: I’ve seen people who were hit by a train that looked better than he does right now. But he’s not going to give Copeland the satisfaction of him being carried out on a stretcher. Copeland won this match, but this time, he didn’t break EVD. Eddie van Dorn walks out under his own power, to the cheers of this sold-out capacity crowd, bloodied, bruised, and hurting, but not broken.
Denrol: He’s a loser though; let’s not lose sight of that fact. That since this great return of his, he seems to lose more often than he wins. Pride is all well and good, but kind of pointless without the wins to back it up.
Alone in his dressing room, "Mr. Pist" Kade Williams is stretching and warming up, hanging up behind him is a referee's jersey. Suddenly his door swings open and Jack Griffiths steps into the room, he hasn't changed for his match yet and is still in his street clothes.
Griffiths: Williams.
Williams: Ahhh Mr. Griffiths. Long time, huh?
Jack's eyes narrow as he focus on Kade.
Griffiths: Why in God's name are you here?
Williams: To referee Ultimate Glory.
Jack steps forward, pointing an angry finger towards Williams.
Griffiths: Don't get smart with me, you know what I mean!
Williams: I don't think I do.
Griffiths: I know that you are just another part of Babb's and Beckett's plan to screw me over... again.
Williams: I'm not really in the loop with all that. I'm just here to do my job, Jack.
Griffiths squints for a moment, trying to process the situation.
Griffiths: Let me make one thing clear. You'd better not be looking to screw me, because I'm not who I was when you ran me out of town. I'm a former WWA Champion and a two-time WWA United States Champion, and without your army, your Damned, you are nothing. You are just one lone man, so you can try and screw me if you want but be warned inside Ultimate Glory, there will be no escape from any vengeance I choose to enact on you.
Williams: Uh okay. I think you're overestimating your importance to me, but that's fine.
Griffiths: Right. And you won't favor Stone and it's just a coincidence that Dumont has just returned and poof, Kade Williams is here right? And now there's a mystery sixth man that no one knows about, just like Stone sticking his damn nose in my business at Rage in the Cage. Is this the night of the big Damned reunion?
Williams shakes his head, a disappointed look on his face.
Williams: Jack, I made a lot of mistakes and I've had to deal with that everyday. I was happy for you when you finally own the belt, even though you beat my disciple. You reached the levels that people always said you couldn't. You finally became your own man.
Griffiths: I don't need a history lesson from you. Just call it down the line and don't screw me. If you even think about it, what Trendkiller did to you at Rage in the Cage will look like a sparring contest when I'm through with you.
Jack turns to leave, but doubles back.
Griffiths: Oh, and one more thing.
Jack reaches back and smacks Kade hard across the jaw with a slap before smiling.
Griffiths: You deserved that.
Griffiths turns and leaves Kade in a stunned silence.
Jack: Earlier this year, at Rage in the Cage XII, the WWA welcomed four new members -- the legendary Ian Tense, Havoc and the man considered THE face of the WWA, Tracer Bullet. Three more names are going to go into the hallowed halls of the Hall of Fame...
Denrol: Try saying that three times fast.
Jack: No thank you...but three more men will join them at this year's Birthday Bash. I have the honor now of announcing the first one. Let's roll the video.
We open to a shot of the New York City skyline. The camera slowly pans over Manhattan, before the screen goes black. Finally, after what feels like a lifetime, a famous phrase fills the screen.
NO
MORE
TOMORROWS
Narrator: From day one, the six-foot ten Jackson Kraven was a force of destruction the likes of which had never been seen in the WWA. Starting out in one of the federation's many feeder promotions in the late '90s, he blazed a trail of bruises blood and broken bodies accompanied by his on-off manager Jenny Calloway and sometime tag-team partner Jake "The Ace" Spade that only ended when he was involved in a horrific motorcycle crash in the year 2000.
Highlights of Kraven's career pass by. Many involve him holding the WWA World Heavyweight Championship.
Narrator: However, that was not the end of the story by a long shot- far from it, in fact. A brief period of rehabilitation was followed by a thunderous return the squared circle, where a vicious new Kraven feuded with- along with others- his old boss Brian Jones over the TV title. A period of vicious feuds followed- with such luminaries as Craven Moore and Shaman- before the WWA's infamous brush with rebranding followed. When the dust cleared, one thing was certain- Kraven was a major player in the game. His partner and manager gone, he plunged into bloodthirsty feuds with Moore and Vik Ventressa, to name but two, and participated in some of the bloodiest matches in WWA history, one of which was the infamous "Hell In The Frozen Cell" match at Rage In The Cage '03.
We see Kraven leaving the ring at RITC '03, the match's effects visibly on his face.
Narrator: Sadly, Kraven's career trailed off after this point, with its nadir being a DUI arrest just before a second motorcyle crash ended his wrestling career for good.
We cut to fans going wild as Kraven appears at an autograph signing earlier this year at RITC.
Narrator: The wrestling world may never see his like again, and there are a lot of people out there who are glad of that...The WWA is proud to announce Jackson Kraven as a member of the 2010 Birthday Bash Hall of Fame Class.
Jack: And now for our next contest!
Denrol: This match does not exist. It has never existed, and it won't exist in the future.
Jack: Still stinging from that little tiff you had with Nik Segier's baby boy?
Denrol: Oh, he acted like a baby, but "boy" might be the wrong word to use...
Jack: Either way, let's go to the ring.
The scene changes back to see Gary Trudeau standing in the ring with a microphone in his hand.
Trudeau: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Some eerie guitar music begins to play over the speakers, but immediately breaks in to a faster beat. The lights have begun to have a strobe effect, and the stage entrance is back lit. The fans start cheering, since they've all figured out that the music in question is "Savior" by 30 Seconds to Mars.
Until you crash
Until you burn
Until you lie
Until you learn
Until you see
Until you believe
Out in to the back lighting, a man walks. He seems to be wearing a trench coat, and is dressed in very dark attire, potentially all black, but whatever it is, it seems to be pants and a tee shirt. The strobe effect makes it seem like he's walking in stop-motion as he stands at the top of the ramp.
Until you fight
Until you fall
Until the end of everything at all
Until you die
Until you’re alive
The lights all come up to reveal that the man on the ramp is Nicholas Adams, and the fans begin to cheer. He's wearing a grin that seems almost too big to humanly possess, and also happens to be wearing black face paint that forms ovals around his eyes, with a thick, pointed red line on either side, as well as red triangular shapes above and below the bridge of his nose. He begins to make his way down the ramp, slapping hands with some fans as he does so.
Don’t save me, don’t save me,
'Cause I don't care.
Don't save me, don't save me
'Cause I don't care!
Trudeau: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring, from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty-five pounds - "THE RAINMAKER" NICHOLAS ADAMS!
The fans cheer even more loudly at hearing him announced, and Adams, in a burst of enthusiasm, runs the rest of the way to the ring, mounting the exterior of one of the ring posts before catapulting himself up, over, and in to the ring. He smiles, and the fans keep cheering as Adams walks over to the nearest corner and gets ready for his match.
Jack: Adams was the one that demanded this contest, and got it, in spite of Segier's protests.
Denrol: The kind of guy that willingly tries to avoid an athletic competition...
Jack: Well, regardless of what he's trying to avoid, Greg Segier agreed to it...
Trudeau: And his opponent, from Saint Paul, Minnesota, weighing in at two hundred thirty pounds...
An edit of "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails begins to play over the speakers, and the fans begin to boo very loudly. Nobody emerges from the back until the right lyrics play.
Bow down before the one you serve;
You're going to get what you deserve!
Trudeau: He is "The Second Generation", GREEEEEEEEGGGG SEGIEEEEERRRR!
And with that, Gregory Segier emerges from the back, seemingly apathetic to the jeers and jibes that the crowd offers him. He doesn't even acknowledge that the crowd is there, keeping his eyes solely on the ring - and his opponent. As he gets to the steps, he pauses, then walks up them. He walks along the apron, then steps between the top and middle ropes, looking left and right before finishing the maneuver. He goes to his corner, not even posing as the music begins to fade.
Bow down before the one you serve;
You're going to get what you deserve...
After checking both competitors, the referee signals for the match to start.
Ding! Ding!
Jack: And this match is underway.
Denrol: I have no idea who I want to win, but I'll tell you this much - whoever loses, deserves it.
Jack: Not necessarily. Considering the way that some people on the roster wrestle, a win may not necessarily be earned.
Segier and Adams circle around one another, waiting for the other to make a move. Finally, both men step in at the same time, but Adams catches Segier's left arm and places him in a top wrist lock. Segier looks a bit surprised, but manages to transfer it, using leverage to turn it in to a hammer lock. Adams, with some speed, reverses the hammer lock in to one of his own. Before Segier can respond, Adams places Segier in a standing side head lock.
Jack: Some basic wrestling from both men, here.
Denrol: Neither of them are that entertaining, and both of them tend to be a bit more cerebral at the start of matches. Going right in to it wouldn't make sense to either man.
Jack: Wow, that was actually a balanced analysis.
Denrol: It's easy to do when you don't like either guy in the ring.
Segier struggles with Adams for a couple of seconds, he eventually reverses in to a head lock of his own, wrenching on it as he does so. Adams pauses for a second, and then drops down to his knees. With Segier still attached, Adams uses the leverage to give Segier a modified fireman's carry, putting him to the mat. Adams immediately rolls over and hooks the leg, looking for the pin.
One!
And Segier kicks out. Adams stands, and Segier immediately rushes Adams. He places a shoulder in to Nick's gut and pulls on Adams' knees, dropping Nick on his back. Before Segier can capitalize, Adams rolls backwards and on to his feet, and places a hand on Segier's hip. As Segier steps forward, Adams suddenly springs around behind Segier. He grabs Segier around the waist, and then rolls back, going for a pinning maneuver. As Segier goes down, his boots connect with the middle rope, causing the referee to call for the rope break.
Jack: Adams looks to be going for a quick win here.
Denrol: Being older than Segier, Adams probably can't endure as much punishment. Trying for the fast victory means he doesn't have to put in as much work.
Segier gets to his feet, and Adams has a smug grin on his face. Segier steps in to Adams again, and the two finally lock up. They begin to fight for position, just pushing against one another.
Jack: Once again, thanks for the balanced commentary.
Denrol: Balanced? I just called Adams lazy, old, and weak.
Segier seems to be trying to emphasize Denrol's point unknowingly, as he starts to move Adams back towards the rope. Adams seems like he's fighting it, but suddenly, he begins to back away in earnest, pulling Segier with him. Segier, though keeps dictating the pace, and as Adams reaches the rope, he really leans in to Nick. The referee tries to get in, but Adams suddenly pushes against Segier and turns, pushing Segier back-first in to the ropes. Both men stay locked up, and Segier copies Nick's move, getting them almost to the corner. Adams rolls on the ropes and pushes Segier again, putting him in to the corner. Suddenly, they keep going on to the next rope, rolling along while staying locked up.
Jack: Definitely some more technical wrestling from these two right now.
Denrol: I'd call it boring, dated, and far behind the times.
As Segier gets Adams in to the next corner, he suddenly grabs Nick's left arm and tries to arm drag him out of the corner. Nick, however, holds on to Segier as he goes over, pulling Segier in to a reverse Japanese arm drag. Segier hits the mat hard, but stands quickly. He rushes Adams, only to receive a regular Japanese arm drag for his troubles. Both men stand, and Segier rushes in again, only to be greeted with a hip toss. With Segier down, Adams immediately goes for the pin again.
One!
Jack: And Segier kicks out.
Denrol: Adams really seems to think that Segier is going to be easy to take out.
Jack: The response to that goes without me saying it.
Adams keeps a hold on Segier's head, and gets him to the ropes. He whips Segier to the opposite side of the ring, but Segier reverses it. Adams, however, manages to jump up at the last minute. He springboards off the middle rope at Segier, going for a cross body attack, but Segier ducks. Adams rolls as he hits the mat, getting quickly up to his feet, but as he runs in, Segier hits him with a drop toe hold.
Jack: A quick exchange from both men, and Segier is on top.
Denrol: Adams was doing well when he stayed grounded. The moment he went airborne, he lost control.
Segier keeps his calves around Adams' ankle, and then rolls his body, wrenching on the joint. Adams grimaces, but to his credit, he doesn't actually yell. Instead, he simply works to the nearest rope, pulling Segier with him as he does. Of course, that only allows Segier to wrench on the hold even more, causing the grimace to become even more intense. Adams finally gets his hand on a rope, and the referee calls for the rope break. Segier lets the referee count to three before releasing the hold. Adams pulls his ankle in and uses the ropes to help himself stand while the official admonishes Segier.
Jack: And now we see Segier's disregard for the rules.
Denrol: Oh, that S.O.B regards the rules. He regards them like this country regards El Salvador.
Jack: What?
Denrol: Generally useless, unless they get you in trouble.
Segier goes to rush Adams, but Adams suddenly jumps up using just the leg that Segier didn't hurt, and delivers a hurricanrana. As Segier goes flying, Adams stands and shakes out the stretched ankle, then puts some weight on it to make sure it isn't twisted. He goes over to a standing Segier and pulls him the rest of the way up, then places his arms around Segier's body, trapping one of Greg's arms as he does so. With a twist of his body, he pulls Segier down and slams him in to the mat.
Jack: Belly to belly slam from The Rainmaker!
Denrol: Adams usually doesn't use a smash-mouth style here, so it's smart for him to vary up his maneuvers.
Jack: You and Greg really had a falling out, didn't you?
Adams goes for another pin.
One!
Two!
And Segier kicks out. Adams shakes his head, then grabs Segier and lifts him off the mat. He grabs Segier and sets him up for a body slam, stalling as he does so. The pause allows Segier to recover enough to float over behind Adams. As Adams turns, Segier quickly places him in to a suplex position, and then falls back, pulling Adams with him. Adams goes over, smashing back-first in to the mat, with a crisp snap suplex. Segier stands, shaking out the cob webs, and immediately goes in to Adams, grabbing him from behind. With complete fluidity, he gives Adams a belly-to-back suplex.
Jack: Some very crisp, and very effective, maneuvers from Greg Segier right there.
Denrol: They better damn well be; I made him practice those two moves five hundred times a piece.
Segier stands as Adams holds his back in pain. Segier pulls Adams up on to his hands and knees, and then hits an abbreviated elbow drop right on to the small of Nick's back. Adams drops to the mat again, but starts struggling to stand. Segier, obviously not happy about this, hits another elbow drop on to The Rainmaker. Adams, recognizing the problem of his situation, goes to work to the ropes, hoping to get a slight respite. Segier, only seeing Adams continually rising, hits a knee drop on to Nick's shoulder blades. Adams smashes in to the mat, but his general intention was still fulfilled - he's manages to get a hand on the ropes.
Jack: Adams, showing that he knows exactly where he is in spite of The Second Generation's beating.
Denrol: He's also showing that he's willing to wuss out of a fight, but that's just me.
Adams pulls himself to the ropes, causing the referee to back Segier away. Greg is obviously not happy with this turn of events, and after the referee steps aside, Segier goes and grabs Adams' left ankle, since he'd targeted it earlier. With only malice in mind, he suddenly places Nick's knee over the bottom rope, and then wraps it so the ankle is going under the rope. Adams grimaces again, and the referee goes to get Segier away. Segier wrenches harder on the leg, and Adams finally lets out a groan of pain. The referee begins to count, and Segier lets go just as the referee gets to four. Segier backs away as Adams gets his leg off the ropes, still grimacing.
Denrol: No rest for the wicked, Adams.
Jack: Segier has proven that he doesn't rest much, I'll give you that.
Adams gets back to his feet as Segier waits, pulling himself off the ropes. He hobbles towards Segier, still raring to fight. The sore leg doesn't help him, though, as Segier proves far more agile. He swings himself to Adams' side, and then hits a Russian Leg Sweep, making sure to sweep out Nick's weakened leg first. Adams goes down, and Segier immediately goes for the pin, hooking the relatively undamaged leg as he does so.
One!
Two!
And Adams gets an arm up. Segier slaps the mat and releases Adams' leg, then pulls him up again. Adams looks to be a bit wobbly as he stands, but he stays stable as Segier works him to the nearest rope. Using the rope, he goes to whip Adams across the ring. Somehow, Adams manages to reverse it. As he steps up, Segier rebounds. Segier, though, doesn't seem to be willing to let Nick get any leeway, and jumps up. As he does, he catches Adams' head with his left arm. Segier swings his arm and pops his hip as he goes down, sending Adams end over end. On the landing, Segier cinches in a side head lock, showing exactly what he was doing with the jump.
Jack: Jumping head lock from Segier! He's quite comfortable with that - in fact, most people identify that move and Segier in the same sentence.
Denrol: That's because he does it so well. Not that he gives any credit to the people that made him able to wrestle at his level.
Segier begins to wrench on the head lock. With Adams grounded and with a weak leg, this looks to be where Segier can really take control of the match. He tightens the hold, continuing to wrench on it. Adams seems to be trying to fight out of it, but with his good leg being the one closer to Greg, it's slow going. He places his right arm in, trying to force the hold open, but after a couple of seconds, Segier immediately wrenches on the hold, cranking on Adams' head and neck. Adams tries to get some elevation, using his left arm to push his body up. This also proves futile, as Segier simply jumps up slightly and drops down, forcing Nick back in to the mat.
Jack: This is a waiting game, and it seems like Segier is willing to take all day to win it.
Denrol: He's really not - he's impulsive and impatient sometimes, and if I know Greg, he'll want this match done and over with sooner than later.
Adams, recognizing the futility of trying to fight his way out, suddenly, reaches around and grabs around one of Segier's thighs. Before Greg can realize it, Adams pulls him over in to a pinning predicament.
One!
Two!
And Segier leverages his way back over in to the head lock. Adams, getting that small opening, manages to get his legs underneath him, and forces Segier to stand with him. It's slow going, and Segier seems to be resisting every step of the way, but Adams manages to finally get to his feet. The fans cheer as Adams somehow manages to step out from under the hold, and then places Segier in a head lock of his own. Segier pushes back against Adams, and whips Nick to the ropes. Nick comes back as Segier steps in and lowers his shoulders, but Adams sees what's coming. He jumps over and immediately hits a sunset flip, pulling Segier in for a pin.
One!
Segier pushes off and rolls through, and then drop kicks Adams in the face before Nick has time to react.
Jack: Adams almost came back there.
Denrol: Horshoes, hand grenades, and nukes, Jack.
Jack: What?
Denrol: Those are the only instances where almost is good enough.
Nick rolls over on to his hands and knees, in pain from having his figurative bell rung. Segier takes advantage and drags him to the bottom rope again. This time, he drapes Nick's throat and arms over it, and then places his knee right in to Adams' back. The fans start booing as Adams yells in pain, and the referee starts to count towards the disqualification. At four, Segier backs off, leaving Adams coughing to try and catch his breath. Adams uses the second rope to pull himself up, but Segier comes in and smashes his knee in to Nick's back, bouncing Nick throat-first in to the rope and sending him rebounding off.
Jack: That's just blatant cheating!
Denrol: Having used those tactics myself in the past, I know why he uses them - they work.
With Adams stunned, Segier goes to make the pin. The referee, who was in the middle of admonishing Segier for the rule bending, is a bit slow to realize what's going on, and drops to the mat a bit slowly.
One!
Two!
Jack: Adams kicks out well before three!
Denrol: Segier should have won the match right there!
Jack: Segier probably could do with some of the officials' words, so I'm supporting the ref's actions.
Segier stands and begins to argue with the official, going so far as to go in to the intricacies of the ref's job. Of course, the microphones don't catch any of this, but it's clear that he's jawing with the referee quite vehemently. This little tiff allows Adams some much-needed breathing room, and he makes his way to the corner to get his bearings. As Segier turns to where Adams used to be, he pauses for a second, not sure where his opponent went.
Jack: Arguing with the referee could cost Segier here.
Denrol: I doubt it. Adams wouldn't know how to capitalize upon a situation if he was from Olympia.
Adams, meanwhile, has mounted the second rope. Segier turns toward Adams just in time to see him come off with a flying cross body. Just like before, though, the move fails, albeit for a different reason. In spite of the element of surprise, Segier manages to catch Adams. With some effort, he swings Adams up and behind him, throwing his own body in to the effort. Adams goes flying from the fallaway slam, and smashes back-first in to the mat.
Denrol: As I said before - an airborne Adams is a failing Adams.
Jack: And yet he's managed to put away so many people with the Rainfall.
Denrol: Yeah, but that's at the end of the match, not during the match.
Segier stands and goes over to Adams, who is recovering slowly. and picks him back off the mat. Adams tries to push him off, but Segier suddenly rakes Adams' eyes, sending Nick reeling, holding his face. The referee goes up to Greg as the fans boo, but Segier just shrugs. He walks over to The Rainmaker, whose body is already bent, and places his left arm around Nick's head. With one fluid motion, he smashes Nick face-first in to the mat, causing the ring to shake with the impact. The fans keep booing as Segier gives a smug grin to the crowd. To add insult to injury, the moment that Adams rolls over, shaking his head in pain, Greg places his boot on Nick's forehead and twists, grinding the sole in to Adams' face. The referee immediately backs him off, giving Adams some time to recover.
Jack: There's a difference between disrespect for your opponent, and disrespect for human decency, and The Second Generation just showed he prefers the latter.
Denrol: Wrong. That was definitely disrespecting only Adams. Now, if he'd gone and pulled down Nick's pants, I may agree with you.
After Segier is finished jawing with the referee, Segier goes to grab a rising Adams, who is still holding his head. Segier immediately swings Nick's arms around, placing him in a suplex position. He pauses, and poses for the crowd, and the crowd boos a bit more because they all can probably figure out what's about to happen. With a lift, Segier pulls Adams up in to the air, and stalls as Adams goes vertical.
Denrol: That sonuva... HE'S STEALING MY MOVE!
Jack: Well, you were the one that let him use it in the first place.
Denrol: That doesn't mean he still has my permission!
Indeed, it seems like Segier is about to hit Adams with the Evil Killer, as he begins to sit out, and spins Adams around as he goes down. But as Segier drops, Adams suddenly swings his legs down, catching himself and saving himself from taking the devastating attack. Segier smashes in to the mat legs-and-buttocks first, and with nothing to show for it. Adams wobbles back, trying to regain his balance, while Segier takes a couple of seconds to realize that Adams didn't take the Evil Killer as planned.
Denrol: Ha! That's what you get for theivery!
Jack: Or he just stalled too long, which let Adams use his flexibility to get out of the attack.
Denrol: Greg didn't do it right, that's why!
Segier stands, but suddenly, Adams smashes him right in the face with a boot! The fans all cheer as Adams drops to one knee, obviously having strained his left leg with the work of giving Segier a superkick.
Jack: Lightning Strike! Segier goes down!
Denrol: That doesn't mean that Adams is gonna' make a comeback here.
Adams is still on his knee, and Segier is out, but the fans are cheering loudly. The Rainmaker is obviously closing his eyes for long stretches, and also resting his leg, trying to regain some momentum. Meanwhile, Segier is holding his head in pain, trying to work to his feet. Adams looks at the fallen Segier, and suddenly and slowly moves the leg upon which he's kneeling. He's now crouching, but he's up on his toes, almost as if he's ready to start a race. As Segier stands, Adams begins bouncing, shaking his hands.
Jack: Greg Segier is in another world right now, and it could cost him!
Denrol: Just you watch - Adams is going to make a bad judgement call.
The moment that Greg turns toward The Rainmaker, Adams rushes in and smashes in to him with a shoulder tackle! Segier goes down, but he almost immediately gets to his feet. That doesn't stop Adams from giving him a short-arm clothesline to take him back down. Segier, a little more slowly this time, stands back to his feet, but immediately takes a leg lariat for his troubles! As Segier goes down, Adams looks to the ropes, points at them, and then runs to them. The fans all cheer as Adams jumps in to the second rope, once again going for a springboard crossbody. And once again, he fails. This time, Segier just drop kicks him in the gut, sending him flying back towards the ropes, but not quite there.
Jack: And Segier is three times lucky with that crossbody attack!
Denrol: Get me once, shame on you. Get me twice, shame on me. If I'm stupid enough to try it again, shame on my mother.
Segier comes and pulls Adams up off the mat, and then in to the ropes. He pauses for a second, and then steps up. He rears his hand back, and then delivers a hard knife-edge chop to Adams.
Crowd: Whooo! Eh?
And another chop follows.
Crowd: Whooo! Eh?
Denrol: Dammit, would you Frenchies stop it?
With Adams reeling on the ropes, Segier decides to just punish The Rainmaker some more. He runs to the opposite ropes at full speed, and rebounds off of them with such force that the top rope visibily strains against the momentum. This force manages to move the opposite ropes just enough, and Adams is forced off of them. Segier looks to be trying something, but the motion has rattled Adams in to being aware of his situation. As Segier comes in, Adams lowers his head and gives Segier a back body drop!
Jack: Oh my God!
Denrol: Is Adams trying to kill him?
Indeed, one could get that impression, because the back body drop did not keep Segier in the ring. Instead, it sent Segier over the top rope and face-first in to the matting outside. Adams stumbles forward, trying to catch his breath. The fans are chanting, and Segier is still down as the referee begins to count him out.
Both men start to struggle to their feet as the fans are yelling, "That was awesome!" and clapping in rhythm. The referee re-starts the ten count.
One!
Jack: I can't believe that both men are already starting to stand!
Denrol: You can't? After the match they've had, it's obvious both men are quite durable.
Adams is already on his hands and knees, while Segier has barely gotten on to his elbows.
Two!
As Adams gets to one knee, he looks over to Segier, who is finally on all fours. Not even bothering to stand, Adams uses the foot he's got planted to launch himself at Segier, spearing him from the side. Segier goes down as Adams gets him in to a side mount. Adams begins to fire some punches right in to Segier's gut, and Segier tries to squirm his way out.
Jack: I can't believe I'm saying this, but those are the first actual punches in this match!
Denrol: Eh - both guys were trying to out-wrestle each other. It happens.
Three!
Segier finally manages to raise a knee, and plants it right in to Adams' side. Adams rolls off of Segier, holding his ribs in pain, as Greg rolls to his feet. Both men step in to one another. Adams throws a punch, connecting, but Segier fires one right back.
Four!
Adams tosses a kick right in to Segier's ribs, but Segier, only barely fazed, comes back with a palm strike to the chest.
Five! Finally, the two just start swinging wildly, the punches almost having no force due to their fury, but still causing damage due to their number.
Six!
Adams manages to suddenly block one of Segier's punches, and grabs Greg's other hand. He circles around The Second Generation, and then whips him in to the nearest set of steel steps!
CLANG!
Seven!
Jack: This has suddenly gone from a wrestling match to a flat-out brawl!
Denrol: This is more like the animosity we were expecting to see from these two!
As Segier starts to recover, staggering away from the steps and the ring, Adams suddenly yells.
Adams: I am the Rainmaker!
Eight!
Adams charges in, running full-out at Segier. As he jumps up, everybody can see he's trying the same old trick in a new environment. Segier, however, has the crossbody attack almost perfectly scouted. He catches Adams once again, but with both arms under Nick's body. With sheer force of will, he tosses Adams behind him and directly in to the nearest barrier! Segier stumbles to one knee with the effort.
CLANG!
Nine!
Jack: Not like this! Segier can't win like this!
Denrol: It's Nick's own damn fault for taking it to the outside of the ring!
Segier manages to get to his feet and goes to the stairs, but he forgets that he ran in to them, and the wobbly top step gives way under his weight, bailing Greg off to the left side.
Ten!
Ding! Ding!
Trudeau: Due to the fact that both competitors have been counted out of the ring for too long of a duration, this match is declared a draw!
The fans begin to boo for the anticlimactic ending, and Segier just gets to his feet, visibly furious. He almost yells, but then he looks over to Adams, who is holding his chest in pain. The fans all boo as Segier grabs Adams, then lifts him off the mat. He places him in a suplex position, and lifts him off the mat.
Jack: That's just being a poor sport!
Denrol: Sportsmanship is for people that can afford to lose. Segier had a title shot on the line here!
And Segier suddenly drops Adams into an Evil Killer! Nick bounces head-first off the thin matting, and it's obvious that he's unconscious. The fans all boo as Segier stands. Referees start to come out of the back, but Greg has already started to leave the ring side area. A couple of EMTs have come out with the officials, and the scene closes with the fans booing, and Nicholas Adams down on the ground, before cutting to Greg Segier, and angry grimace stitching his face.
Kade Williams steps around a corner in the hallway, a Styrofoam cup of coffee in one hand, a pad of papers in the other. He is studying the papers intently, weaving between crew members lining the walls of the corridor, until he reaches an intersection, where he makes a right and suddenly finds himself thrust against the wall, one huge hand wrapped around his throat. The other huge hand hits the plaster wall inches from his head, cracking the wallpaper. Williams studies the fist for a moment, then looks at his attacker, calmly raising the cup to his mouth and sipping the coffee.
Williams: Yes?
From the fist on the wall, we travel up the tattooed arm, until we reach the face of Trendkiller, and the glaring eyes of the madman, burning holes in Williams’ skull.
Trendkiller: I don’t know what you and Beckett are planning with Watkins and Bagwell, but–
Williams: Look, Barnes, this is getting awfully familiar. I have nothing to do with Watkins and Bagwell.
Trendkiller: So you admit that you and Beckett conspire against me?
Williams: No, that’s not what I’m saying–
Trendkiller: Enough lies, Kade.
Trendkiller leans in close, putting his face inches from Williams’, spittle forming beads and froth on his lips, even though his voice is barely more than a quick, breathy stage-whisper.
Trendkiller: Did you cost me the Rumble, hm? Did you have some sound guy play your music to distract me? Did you and Watkins plan this out? You and Bagwell? Beckett? Tell me, Williams, when you go inside that cage with me tonight … will you regret trying to conspire against me?
Williams: No on all counts, Barnes. Given the circumstances, however …
Kade taps Trendkiller’s hand that is still wrapped around his throat with the pad of papers.
Williams: … I’m starting to wish I was part of a conspiracy against you. At least then I’d know why you are currently trying to make me spill my coffee.
Trendkiller: Yeah, you’re a funny guy, Kade. Consider this a … a warning. And you, of all people, should know that I don’t make empty threats. How’s the back, then, Kade?
Williams’ face hardens and he impatiently drops the pad of papers, tugging Trendkiller’s hand away from his throat.
Williams: I will call the match down the middle, Barnes. But if you step out of line, I won’t hesitate to–
Trendkiller: What? Break down and cry?
Williams: Just give me a reason, Barnes. Give. Me. A. Reason.
Trendkiller: Likewise, Williams. If you do me wrong, rest assured that I won’t just hurt you again, Kade. I will kill you.
With this, Trendkiller turns away and strides off, turning the corner. Williams is left alone in the hallway, looking hard after the disappearing behemoth. Then he sighs and sips his coffee.
Williams: Jesus, didn't people around here used to have manners? These kids today...
As Kade walks away, he sees a familiar face and walks over to a man once known as the "Darkstar".
Jack: Who is that?
Denrol: Grrr...someone I don't like...
Ultimate Glory III
RJ Stone [c] Vs Jack Griffiths Vs Jaymz Watkins Vs Chris Bagwell Vs Trendkiller Vs The Sixth Man
The house lights switch off and the arena is plunged into relative darkness, flashbulbs going off across the arena as the fans re-illuminate the darkness. In the flashing of lights, the Ultimate Glory cage begins to lower. The crowd explodes with probably the biggest pop of the night, everyone knowing what time it is.
Jack: I don't have the words left at this point to appropriately express the excitement in this arena. Suffice it to say... It is time.
Denrol: I don't often agree with you, but I certainly am this time, Jack.
Trudeau: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will not only determine who walks out of this arena the WWA Champion, but who also receives... ULTIMATE GLORY!
Huge, huge, HUGE pop, and finally the cage comes to rest surrounding the ring. It's a sinister structure, sneering its steel mesh teeth at all that look back at it, laughing silently at the potential carnage that can and WILL unfold within its confines.
And then it all stops.
This is what I brought you, this you can keep
This is what I brought, you may forget me
I promise to depart, just promise one thing
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep
A blue spotlight shines down upon the WWA entranceway, where a kneeling man rises. He throws off his robe to reveal that, as expected, it is Kade Williams, and the crowd let out a massive cheer.
Trudeau: Introducing first, acting as official for Ultimate Glory... Mr. Pist... KADE WILLIAMS!
Williams is toting a thick chain and padlock, and wearing not only the unmistakable WWA referee's shirt and black track pants, but also a bemused grin.
Jack: It certainly takes a crazy man to create a match like this, let alone participate in one, so what more appropriate crazy official could there be for Ultimate Glory?
Denrol: Once more, you get no argument from me.
Williams reaches the cage and regards it, perhaps looking a bit into the future at what could be coming from the six men assigned to his watch. He opens up the cage, checks the door, nods, before climbing into the ring. Suddenly “Just Like You” by Three Days Grace begins over the PA.
Jack: Could this be the surprise entrant?
Denrol: Well, that would just be silly, wouldn't it, Jack? He wouldn't want to shoot his load too early; he’s going to make sure he enters last. Build the tension a bit.
A single flood light switches on in the entrance way, and a thin veil of smoke fills the stage, the light cutting through it like a headlight on a foggy night.
I could be mean
I could be angry
You know I could be just like you
The light pulses in time with the music and just as the next lyric is spoken a man steps in front of the light, casting a silhouette as he steps forward, still hidden in darkness.
I could be fake
I could be stupid
You know I could be just like you
Denrol: I take it back, this could be the mystery entrant, because this is certainly... Mysterious.
The figure walks until he stands in the centre of the stage, where he shifts his weight from side to side on his heels.
You thought you were standing beside me
You were only in my way
You’re wrong if you think that I’ll be just like you
The man stops, and as the next lyric is spoken he raises his arms over his head with a devils horns symbol, red and blue fireworks erupting on either side of him. The lights finally re-illuminate the arena, revealing Jack Griffiths and eliciting a massive roar for the crowd. He is wearing an official WWA t-shirt, which reads: “The Once… and Future King”. He takes off in full sprint to the ring as the fireworks continue to fire off behind him.
Denrol: Oh. Its just Griffiths.
You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You’re wrong if you think that I’ll be just like you
Trudeau: Entering the match first, from London, England, weighing in at 205 pounds... JACK GRIFFITHS!
Griffiths removes his t-shirt and throws it into the crowd before entering the cage. He slides into the ring and pops up to his feet before climbing the nearest turnbuckle and raising his arms to the crowd. His music fades out, and a string of silence encompasses the arena.
Jack: Who's next?!
Trudeau: And entering second...
BREATHE
As that single word echo's over the public address system, the Quebec City crowd rises to their feet and begin to rumble.
Denrol: All righty, this is boring already.
Jack: Denrol!
Denrol: Jack.
"Breathe" by Mike Hardy picks up over the public address system as the house lights drop to black. A spotlight focuses a steady stream of gold at the entrance curtain for a few moments as the Canadians draw to a louder applause. Chris Bagwell bursts out from behind the curtain with a cocky swagger. Wearing a smirk on his face, complimented with a pair of reflective aviator sunglasses, he positions himself at the top of the entrance ramp. In a single motion, he flings his arms out to either side as if he's holding up the world and telling it to 'Idolize Me.'
Jack: And here he comes! A man who's made quite the impact since joining the World Wrestling Alliance only a few months ago. Chris Bagwell is the epitome of the old saying that good things come to those who work hard. Despite facing a couple of tough defeats early on, he's managed to work his ass off into the main event of what could be the biggest match of the year!
As Bagwell jerks his arms down to his side, a series of gold-colored pyrotechnics explode along the stage. The crowd roars as Bagwell begins his triumphant march to the ring, Griffiths watching him from his perch atop the turnbuckle.
Trudeau: From Newark, New Jersey, weighing in at 227 pounds... The Rajah of Ratings... CHRIS BAGWELL!
Once entering the cage and reaching ringside, Bagwell dives underneath the bottom rope. He springs up to his feet, throwing his arms high into the air once more. His actions immediately prompt another set of pyrotechnics around the outside of the cage.
Denrol: You know, I heard Bagwell was so adament about having additional pyrotechnic work for his entrance that he personally offered to fund it!
Jack: I don't know how truthful that is, but it wouldn't surprise me. He's made a career off of his claims of being 'Larger Than Life.'
Denrol: Would I lie, live on pay-per-view?
Jack: I'll leave that one alone.
As the beat softens, the house lights are restored. Kade Williams climbs down from the ring, chain and padlock in hand, and tightly locks up the door, even kicking it to verify its integrity.
Jack: Williams maybe looking to prevent that door from getting used like it did in the last Ultimate Glory.
Williams pockets the key and reenters the ring. Bagwell, watching Griffiths too closely, removes his glasses and hands them to Kade Williams without even realizing who he's handing them to. Williams actually laughs out loud and tosses his glasses away to ringside. The crowd pops, and Bagwell glances over at Williams, who just shrugs. Then, it sounds, echoing throughout the arena overing the roar of the crowd in response.
Ding, Ding
Jack: And we are finally underway, after weeks of anticipation!
Denrol: Wake me up when somebody worth watching comes out.
Kade Williams gives a thick clap, signaling for the first two men to go at it. But they don't, at first, instead feeling each other out, circling.
Jack: What are these men's strategies for this match, Denrol?
Denrol: Huh, wha-? I was asleep, LIKE I SAID.
Jack: Um... Can you do your job?
Denrol: Strategy for this match? Okay. Griffiths wants to neither tap out or get pinned, and I think Bagwell's is along the same lines. Happy?
Jack and Bagwell each reach out with a hand to each other, cautiously eying one another in the meantime. They grasp hands tightly, and shortly thereafter they snag each other's other hand, ending up in the test of strength.
Jack: Starting off in classic form.
It certainly isn't long before Bagwell takes the advantage of the test of strength, bending Griffiths backward. Bagwell pushes the initiative, literally, bending Griffiths so far back that the crown of his head touches the mat while his feet remain firmly planted before it. Bagwell shows his teeth a bit, the effort plain, and Griffiths groans in pain from the position, the crowd groaning in sympathy along with him.
Jack: That certainly doesn't look like a pleasant spot for Jack Griffiths!
Denrol: Really? You think?
Jack: I thought you were asleep!
Denrol: It's WAY too loud in here for that.
Griffiths finds a way to pull himself back to a vertical base and tries to continue the test of strength, but once more it doesn't take long for Griffiths to get overpowered. Instead of allowing himself to get bent over, though, Griffiths chooses to leap into the air, pull Bagwell toward him, and dropkick him square under the chin, flattening him. The crowd pops.
Jack: Excellent counter!
Denrol: Desperation counter.
Bagwell gets back to his feet quickly, as does Griffiths, and Griffiths delivers a second dropkick. They both pop back up, and Griffiths knocks Bagwell down once more with dropkick three. They end up back up a third time, and Griffiths reaches out a bit to intercept Bagwell in an armdrag, but Bagwell explodes in with a clothesline that knocks Griffiths flat. The crowd responds loudly and mixedly.
Jack: Well, Chris Bagwell certainly not wanting to end up on the receiving end of that classic exchange, laying Jack Griffiths out in the middle of it!
Bagwell picks himself up into what seems to be a push-up position, holding himself up on his fists. The camera swoops in close to his face, and his eyes are fixed on Griffiths as he shakes his head, his expression reading, "Uh-uh, no more of that." He gets back to his feet and picks Griffiths up, snags him in a front facelock, and hoists him up for a vertical suplex. Griffiths's feet are pretty close to the roof of the cage as Bagwell stalls him there, circling the ring with Griffiths in tow.
Jack: A lot of power there from the Rajah of Ratings!
Denrol: I'm still waiting for a better guy to show up, though Bagwell could earn my attention.
Bagwell ends up close to the ropes, takes a moment, and drops Griffiths back. Griffiths's legs hit the ropes as he comes down, and instead of a normal suplex landing, Griffiths crashes heavily in a brainbuster-esque drop. The crowd lets out an "ooh" of appreciation before mostly booing.
Jack: Oh, nice! Reminiscent of Bruce Pepin's ELE!
Denrol: NOTHING comes close to the ELE. Shut your mouth.
Bagwell drops and makes a cover, and Kade Williams makes his first count right down the middle.
One!
Tw-
Jack: And Griffiths kicks out!
Denrol: So? It's early yet.
Jack: Indeed, Denrol! Nobody making use of the cage just yet, either.
Denrol: IT'S EARLY YET, JACK.
Jack: Don't make me get Captain Jack.
Denrol: ...
Bagwell almost immediately gets up, towing Griffiths up with him, before tossing Griffiths through the middle ropes to the outside. The former WWA Champion lands in a heap, and Bagwell is out there and on top of him immediately, delivering a hard stomp to the gut.
Denrol: You asked for some cage action, and you may get it now, Jack.
Jack: Bagwell clearly with a plan here, but he also is clearly taking his time, trying to conserve his energy.
The Rajah of Ratings "helps" the Once and Future King to his feet and nails a European uppercut. Before Griffiths can stagger back too far, Bagwell grabs one of his arms and launches Griffiths toward the ring steps. The crowd swells in nervousness, for good reason: Griffiths smashes into the steps at high speed, shoulder-first. The crowd is all-boos now.
Jack: Bagwell is hitting hard out here right now.
Denrol: I mean, why WOULDN'T he want to win the WWA Championship, Jacko?
Bagwell moves over to Griffiths, who tries to push him away, but Bagwell delivers another hard stomp to the fallen former champion. Bagwell looks back to where he and Griffiths had been before he'd chucked him into the steps, at the cage wall, the wheels turning in his head, before "helping" Griffiths back up.
Jack: What does the Rajah of Ratings have in store here for the Once and Future King?
Bagwell clutches Griffiths's arm and flings him back toward the other side of the ringside area, and the unforgiving steel. Bagwell follows closely behind, which is clearly not a great idea: Griffiths, somehow, runs up the cage wall, backflips up and over Bagwell, and delivers a hard dropkick into the back of the charging Bagwell, splattering him into the cage wall hard and loudly.
Jack: Unbelievable athleticism! Wow!
Denrol: Yeah, whatevs.
The crowd pops big for the attack, and Griffiths gets up quickly, pumping a fist. Another mistake, as he clutches briefly at the shoulder Bagwell smashed into the steps. He tries to hide it, but anybody paying close attention would have noticed. On this note, the big screen flashes up a neato stylized number 10 that begins to count down...
Jack: All righty, things are about to get much more interesting here, with a third man entering the fray!
Denrol: God almighty, I hope so.
Griffiths notices the count but instead keeps his attention on Bagwell, grabbing his head and bashing it into the cage wall. The camera glimpses that a bit of a cut has opened up on Bagwell's forehead.
Jack: Chris Bagwell the first man to bleed here tonight, probably from Jack Griffiths's impressive moonsault dropkick into the cage.
The crowd begins to count along with the numbers...
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
BUZZ!
The arena goes dark again, and there's no sound save the nervous murmurring of the crowd. Suddenly, the sound of footsteps echoing across a wooden floor sound through the arena. After a few steps, the footfalls go silent, and the silence remains for a short moment, before the sludgy guitar of Danzig's "Black Mass" growls out of the speakers.
Jack: Is this our mystery man?
Denrol: I think I answered that question already, silly.
Dark red pulsing lights accompany the guitar, illuminating the stage mysteriously. The drums kick in, and, though it's difficult to see within the strobes on the stage, a figure appears to rise up out of the stage.
Denrol: Whoa, that's cool.
The figure is made easier to see by his solid white attire, and his identity is revealed by the glinting of the red lights off of the championship around his waist.
Jack: I think I know who this is...
The pulsing lights switch to strobes, and it's more obvious that the figure in white is RJ Stone, who begins to make his way toward the cage. Inside, barely visible through the strobes, Jack Griffiths is staring a hole in his nemesis. The crowd is sorta booing, as it's still difficult to make out who it is.
Trudeau: Entering third, from Fresno, California, weighing in at 244 pounds... He is the World Wrestling Alliance Heavyweight Champion... RJ STONE!
Then the boos come. Stone reaches the cage shortly, and passes the door to meet the timekeeper, who takes the WWA Championship from him. Williams meets Stone at the door, opening it for him. Stone, however, gestures for Williams to carry on, watching the two men inside. Williams gestures for Stone to get in, but Stone again politely refuses as the lights return to normal and his music fades. Stone's attire is the same as normal except completely white, and he wears a white leather trenchcoat atop it all.
Jack: Stone doesn't appear in too much of a hurry to enter this match-up.
Denrol: I mean, like everyone else, he's gonna want to conserve himself. I mean, that's how to WIN a match like this, Jack.
Griffiths pushes right up next to Williams, pushing the door slightly ajar as he jaws at Stone. Stone just looks at him, emotionless. Griffiths isn't pleased with this response, and says so, and out of nowhere, Stone kicks the door to the cage, hard, which both knocks Williams back and closes across the very shoulder Griffiths has already felt the pain within.
Jack: Oh, what a cheap and lucky shot from Stone there!
Denrol: He calculated that the door would close on Griffiths there, Jack; better to be good than lucky.
Jack: I've heard you say the EXACT opposite at times.
Denrol: Whatever suits me at the moment, Jack.
Griffiths clutches at his shoulder and falls back against the ring apron as the crowd lets loose with boos. Stone removes his trenchcoat and hands it to the timekeeper also, before moving into the cage, stomping the recovering Bagwell, and grabbing Griffiths. Williams, just recovering, doesn't have time to stop Stone from exiting the cage again, with Griffiths in tow. Stone glares out into the audience before pulling Griffiths's arm up and over the cage door, draping his struggling shoulder across the top of it. The crowd gasps as Griffiths is actually off of his feet by a decent distance and Stone is nearly standing perpendicular to the door using Griffiths's arm to hold himself up this way.
Jack: That's vile! Armbar-like hold over the door, and Griffiths is in a WORLD of hurt!
Denrol: Jesus! How is the door holding them up?!
Jack: As poetically cliched as it sounds, I think the cage WANTS these men to suffer, and will hold together just to perpetuate more pain.
Denrol: As ridiculous as it sounds. But you know, I wouldn't be surprised. This is a devious structure.
Stone wrenches on Griffiths's arm, shaking it, the cage door groaning under the strain. Griffiths screams in pain as his archrival clearly has no interest in releasing his grasp. At this time, Chris Bagwell has come around, blood running down his face a bit from the small cut, a precursor to the violence yet to come. He spies the two men and springs into action.
Jack: Bagwell is back up, and looking to cause some pain!
Bagwell exits the cage, and Williams follows him, beckoning for all three men to come back inside, but they all ignore him. Bagwell lines up his attack, runs toward and jumps onto the barricade, runs along it a short distance, jumps back off, and yanks Stone down hard with a sick diving neckbreaker. The impact is multi-fold: Stone, maintaining the grip on Griffiths's arm, is pulled down hard, and subsequently pulls down hard on Griffiths's arm, drawing a LOUD yelp of pain from the former champion. The whole impact violently rips the cage door right off of the structure, and it clatters down mostly onto Stone, who barely misses getting his face destroyed by it. The crowd goes crazy.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jack: Everyone's down after that! Bagwell, Stone, Griffiths, the cage door, EVERYONE! And we have our first fecal chant of the match!
Denrol: I'm sure it'll be one of many.
Bagwell, who received the least damage in the exchange, gets to his feet first, surveys his handiwork, and hastens over to Griffiths, dropping and pinning him. Williams, who had reentered the cage and was waiting for them to get back in, quickly bolts out and drops for the count.
One!
Two!
Jack: While brutal, it's going to take a lot more than that to take out the Once and Future King, Jack Griffiths!
Denrol: That's really a stupid name.
Bagwell gets to his feet, and around this time, Stone is doing so as well. Bagwell hoists up the door quickly and swings it like a baseball bat at the head of Stone, the crowd swelling as he does so; Stone, to his credit, ducks the shot. Bagwell smashes the side of the cage with the door, the impact of the blow causing him to let out a cry of pain and clutch at his hand.
Jack: Nobody home! Looks like Bagwell caught the worst of his own attack there!
Stone takes the time to shake out the cobwebs from the neckbreaker as Bagwell stumbles away, and quickly the WWA Champion moves in. He grabs Bagwell's hand and begins to bend his fingers, drawing boos and another cry of pain from Bagwell.
Jack: RJ Stone is like a shark smelling blood in the water tonight! He's taking advantage of every mistake his opponents make!
Before he can get much of a grip, though, Bagwell delivers a hard boot to Stone's midsection, causing him to release the hold. As Stone stumbles backward from the blow, Bagwell spins him around and locks in a tight Dragon Sleeper Hold. He glances back at the cage, and the crowd begins to swell in anticipation.
Jack: What's Bagwell got in mind here...?
Bagwell tries to hoist Stone up and deliver a reverse suplex, but the WWA Champion is not particularly interested in this prospect, fighting back, which draws boos.
Denrol: Our champion doesn't seem interested in whatever it is, though!
They jostle about for a moment or two more, before Stone pulls the two of them forward, pushes off of the barricade, and hits Bagwell back-first into the cage wall. Bagwell doesn't release his grip, though, and steps away from the wall, trying again. Stone, this time, slithers out, and Irish whips Bagwell hard into the barricade down the way. Stone pushes the tempo, running in to spear him, but Bagwell backdrops him instead.
Jack: Oh, sending him up and over - Ah, not quite!
Stone makes a nifty and agile turn in the air and lands atop the barricade, facing Bagwell now. Stone nearly falls, a lightweight-like move such as that not something he's used to doing, but he's so awesome he doesn't.
Denrol: Man, our champion is such a total beast. I mean, he-
Jack: Whoa! Holy Mother of Poo!
It all happens in a blur. The front row of the crowd sees it incoming and scramble to avoid the whole thing. What they see that makes them flee is Jack Griffiths, one arm, nearly worthless after the exchange with Stone and the door, dangling loosely at his side, running full-tilt at Bagwell and Stone. Bagwell ducks down to backdrop Griffiths, unaware of Stone's presence behind him. This is precisely what Griffiths wanted, clearly, as he hops up and plants a foot in the middle of Bagwell's back, using him as a launching pad. Griffiths takes to the sky, flashbulbs exploding left and right, and he absolutely crushes Stone with a spear that takes both men down hard into the now-empty section of the crowd. The fact that the crowd is no longer there multiplies the pain factor, as the two men crash land in the middle of a bunch of empty steel chairs with a resounding CLANGALANGALANG! The crowd goes totally bananas over this.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jack: Jack Griffiths taking no prisoners with that move! He saw his chance to cause some serious damage at the expense of his most hated rival, and he did just that, putting EVERYTHING on the line! What a spear, and both men are down!
Bagwell spins around at the sound of the crowd and sees the carnage in the seats behind him. Williams hastens past him and sees that amidst the twisted pile of two men there are no pinned-down shoulders, so he has no count to make. One count that can be made, however, is the countdown from ten for the next competitor, which has begun.
Jack: We've already had some mind-blowing exchanges in this match, and we've still got half of our competitors to introduce yet! Oh, man! Who's next?!
Bagwell starts to climb the barricade, but spies the countdown and stops short of doing so, instead standing atop the barricade and watching the numbers tick down. Neither Griffiths nor Stone move.
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
BUZZ!
Suddenly, the guitars of Exodus's "Blacklist" trudge in over the P.A., drowning out the sounds of the crowd. Not sure quite what to do, there’s just a slight buzz from the gathered audience as the intro plays out; then the song slides into the first verse.
It is no mystery
What you get is what you see
You betrayed my loyalty
You've gone and done me wrong, now I do you harm
My revenge is guaranteed
You stabbed me in the back
Spit right in my eye
Dragging me into the fray
Take you out, write you off, there's never enough
Ways to throw you away
On the WWA screen, the words “THE. GREAT. SOUTHERN. KILLER. OF. TRENDS.” flash by and are then replaced by a rattlesnake superimposed upon a pair of crossed cutlasses, as the curtain slides away and the silhouette of Trendkiller is revealed against a rapidly flashing strobe light. The music slides from the intro into the chorus and as it hits, the big man steps out through the entrance and stares out into the crowd, greeted by boos that have an almost physical force.
Jack: Different entrance music for Trendkiller.
Denrol: So should he change his name to Blacklister, then?
Jack: He certainly looks focused out there.
You'd better start runnin'
Cause you know that I'm comin'
Cocked and loaded and I never miss
I'm onto your game
And I'm layin' the blame
And I'm addin' your name to my blacklist
You shoulda thought twice
Cause your playin' with your life
You must have some sort of deathwish
I haven't any doubt
That your time has run out
Cause I've added your name
To my blacklist
Trudeau: Entering fourth, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 362 pounds… The Great Southern Killer of Trends… TRENDKILLER!
Trendkiller slowly stalks down towards the ring, wearing a pair of long, black leather pants and a black sleeveless t-shirt bearing the text “I WILL HURT YOU” on the front and a stylized snake on the back. As the great southern killer of trends reaches ring-side, the song goes into the second verse and Trendkiller steps up to the metal structure, around the other side where the other combatants are not.
You tried to beat me
Thought you could defeat me
But how were you ever wrong
I rise to the occasion, character assassination
To put you down where you belong
You've got a lot to say
When I'm so far away
Now you've got a problem with me
Take you out, write you off, when I've had enough
Of your verbal debris
Inspecting the metal structure, Trendkiller calmly takes off the shirt and then drops it on the floor, clenching his fists as he eyes the crowd and stalks about ringside. His face is completely blank, devoid of emotion or reaction to the crowd’s booing that is now reaching new heights as Trendkiller calmly stare at them. Bagwell watches the huge man intently, and Griffiths and Stone are finally just recovering.
You'd better start runnin'
Cause you know that I'm comin'
Cocked and loaded and I never miss
I'm onto your game
And I'm layin' the blame
And I'm addin' your name to my blacklist
You shoulda thought twice
Cause your playin' with your life
You must have some sort of deathwish
I haven't any doubt
That your time has run out
Cause I've added your name
To my blacklist
Trendkiller keeps pacing back and forth on the other side of the cage, his gaze far away. He is looking more focused than ever, wearing a faint smile on his lips. He looks relaxed and calm.
For all the shit you talk
You've never walked the walk
All you do is run and hide
Slander me, slag me, you’d better bodybag me
I'm not a man you should deride
I've heard everything
All your mudslinging
You better run, as fast as you can
Take you out, write you off, are you brave enough
To stand and fight like a man
The song fades out after the final verse and Trendkiller nods to himself, his eyes suddenly moving and falling upon Bagwell. The big bald badass cracks his knuckles and quickly moves around the cage and makes his way toward his opponents. The crowd swells.
Jack: All right, this match just got seven feet and three-hundred-and-sixty-two pounds bigger!
Denrol: And every single inch and pound of man you just mentioned is ready to lay waste to these other poor souls. I even fear a bit for our champion!
Trendkiller reaches Bagwell quickly with his long strides, and the Rajah or Ratings leaps off the barricade to attack. TK simply catches him, a sly grin overtaking his bald-headed face, and he carries Bagwell back into the Ultimate Glory structure. As he enters the cage, he runs Bagwell spine-first into the nearest corner post, knocking the wind out of Bagwell. The Rajah of Ratings gasps for a breath, but after he drops his prey, Trendkiller goes to work, stomping away.
Jack: That is a big, scary man.
Denrol: Yes, he is.
Jack: It looks as if the other two men in the contest have finally recovered!
Indeed, and as the shot cuts to the ringside crowd area, Jack Griffiths blasts RJ Stone across the back with one of the empty chairs they fell into in the crowd. The crowd that had fled the crash have started filing back in, patting Griffiths or booing Stone to his face, who largely ignores them due to his actively being attacked. Williams is seated on the barricade between the two contingents of battling men, looking back and forth between them to see who will need his services first.
Jack: We've got two sub-matches going on right now, and these men are really taking it to each other!
Still outside the ring, Stone staggers to his feet, and Griffiths's face as he clutches at that chair is certainly one of hatred. Griffiths lines up a mighty swing... And in a flash Stone yanks a member of the WWA's security staff, who has been trying to keep the fans back from the two men, in the line of fire. Griffiths pulverizes the guy's face with the chair and immediately the look of hatred is replaced with one of shock, as he drops the chair and leans down to check on the man. The crowd gasps loudly before letting loose a flurry of boos at Stone's expense.
Jack: Oh, my God! Jack Griffiths just hit that security worker!
Denrol: Did you see the hatred in his eyes? That was premeditated! I don't know what that man did to Jack Griffiths, and I'm not sure I WANT to know!
Jack: Shut up, Denrol! RJ Stone pulled him in front of Griffiths! Did you not see it?!
Denrol: All I saw was the hatred in Griffiths's eyes.
Jack: FOR STONE!
Stone, of course, takes the opportunity to deliver a thick kick to the side of Griffiths's head, spilling him to the ground. Stone hoists Griffiths onto his shoulders, steps so that he's positioned above one of the empty and still-open steel chairs, and tosses Griffiths up. It's a modified Catharsis, with Griffiths's face landing not on Stone's shoulder but onto the seat of the open chair. The crowd lets out an even louder gasp, and proceed to boo even more.
Crowd: RJ SUCKS! RJ SUCKS!
Denrol: I think that move was very effective, on the contrary!
Jack: They mean as a human being, Denrol!
Stone drops down for the pin cover, still in the crowd area, and Williams drops from his perch on the barricade to make the count.
One!
Two!
Thr-
Jack: What!?
Denrol: That's not fair at all! What the hell is THAT about?!
What the two men react to is the fact that, out of nowhere, the fallen security worker, vaguely spying the pin, kicks Stone off of Griffiths with a wild mule kick. The WWA Champion does NOT look happy, standing up to his fullest and moving over to the security officer.
Denrol: That man deserves whatever RJ Stone gives him.
Jack: No he doesn't! It was just payback from Stone's unfair use of him as a human shield! They're even now!
Denrol: EVEN?! Stone would have eliminated Griffiths!
Unbeknownst to Stone, Griffiths rolls slowly toward the crowd line, and upon reaching it, he is swallowed up by the fans, vanishing. Stone, rage burning in his eyes, begins to absolutely dismantle the security officer with blow after unrelenting blow.
Denrol: Keep it up, RJ! He earned this!
Jack: He's not a competitor! Someone stop this violence! Anyone!
Thankfully, someone does, and that someone is Kade Williams, who yanks Stone off of the fallen man. Stone's anger turns now to Williams, who stands his ground.
Williams: Get the hell back in the match, Richie.
Stone: I AM this match!
Stone looks around for Griffiths, doesn't see him, and he brushes past Williams and climbs back over the barricade to the ringside area, Williams following.
Denrol: Where did Griffiths go? He should be disqualified!
Jack: I don't know where he went, but he hasn't been beaten yet, so WHY should he be disqualified?
Denrol: Jaymz Watkins was never eliminated in the last Ultimate Glory, but HE didn't finish the match! What's different?!
Jack: Griffiths isn't being stalked by the Destroyer!
Once back in the ring, Stone slides under the bottom rope and moves over to Bagwell, who is alone and down in the ring. Trendkiller is nowhere in sight.
Denrol: Where's Trendkiller now?!
Stone picks up Bagwell and throws him out of the ring, following. He stands behind Bagwell, their backs to the cage, and he quickly throws Bagwell backward with a nasty half-nelson suplex into the wall of the cage, causing it to buckle. The crowd "oohs," then boos.
Jack: Nasty. Just nasty.
Into the shot strolls Trendkiller, carrying with him a steel chair. Stone sees him and stops, and TK raises the chair in his direction. The WWA Champion wisely slides back into the ring, avoiding the massive man. Trendkiller steps up to the ring apron, eyes Bagwell, and drops off heavily, putting the chair under himself and delivering a hard leg drop assisted by the chair onto Bagwell on the floor. Bagwell flails about from the impact, and Trendkiller, back to his feet quickly, picks him back up and throws him back into the ring.
Jack: That's a lot of man coming down hard on you, and that chair certainly didn't help.
Denrol: No, it didn't.
Trendkiller slides in after his prey, and all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, the crowd starts to go crazy.
Jack: What's going on? Why are the fans- Oh, look at Griffiths!
From out of nowhere, Jack Griffiths, busted wide open from the chair-assisted Catharsis earlier, has climbed up to the top of the cage and hastened toward the opening in the roof. Stone looks around for the reason for the crowd's enthusiasm, a bit unsure-looking, and Trendkiller ignores them completely, throwing Bagwell into the corner and delivering a series of shoulder thrusts. Stone finally realizes what it must be, looking up... But it's too late.
THUD!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jack: Oh, my God! What a devastating move!
The cause of all this hooplah was the fact that Griffiths leaped off the cage with a picture-perfect shooting star press and somehow grabbed onto Stone's head in the air, nailing what can only be described as a Shooting Star DDT. Griffiths drapes an arm over Stone's chest and Williams drops down for the count.
One!
Two!
Three!
The crowd goes mad.
Trudeau: RJ Stone has been eliminated!
Denrol: What the hell!? That's bullshit!
Jack: No, it's not, Gordon! That's an amazing effort and move from the Once and Future-
Denrol: STOP CALLING HIM THAT! IT'S STUPID! Williams's count was too fast!
Jack: What!? An ox wouldn't have gotten up from that move! And this means that we are guaranteed a new WWA Champion!
Griffiths begins to slowly get to his feet, but Trendkiller comes in and spears him nearly out of his boots. The crowd stops cheering and starts booing now. TK takes the opportunity to make a pin.
One!
Two!
Griffiths kicks out, and TK looks irritated, standing to his fullest height and glaring at Williams.
Denrol: Did you see how slow that count was?!
Jack: I certainly can't argue with that. It was a bit on the slow side.
Williams shakes his head and gestures at his official's shirt, before gesturing at TK with his middle finger. The big baldie bares his teeth and turns around to fight some more, and Bagwell quickly comes in and tries to lock on the Full Neilson. TK, being a lot bigger, fights out of it and tosses Bagwell away like a rag doll.
Jack: It's going to take quite a lot to put TK down tonight, that's for sure.
Stone slowly comes around, staggering to his feet, and he gets right into Williams's face, arguing with him on the count, which he obviously feels was a bit on the fast side. Williams actually laughs in his face and shakes his head.
Jack: We can assume what they're having a discussion about, as Stone looks pretty unhappy and Williams looks like he doesn't care too much.
Denrol: Stone's right, though: that count was very fast.
Jack: Um, no, it wasn't, Denrol. THIS time it was a very fair count.
Denrol: Ah, you admit the count for Trendkiller was slow! Ha!
Jack: I already agreed, when it happened.
Stone says something smart, and Williams gestures for the door for him; at this same time, Trendkiller pounds away at Jack Griffiths and Bagwell tries to recover. Stone turns to go, but in a flash turns back and crushes Williams in the side of the head with a very stiff martial arts kick. Williams goes down hard, and the crowd lets Stone have it.
Jack: What was that!? Stone's already been eliminated from this match and now he feels like he can just insert himself again!
Denrol: He's just acting for all of us that have been unsatisfied with Mr. Pist's officiating in this contest.
Jack: You mean you and you only, right?
Stone gives a little smile and leaves. On the big screen, the countdown clock appears again. TK gets up from Griffiths and watches after Stone as he leaves, before shifting his gaze to the big screen and the countdown. TK's two victims are slowly getting back to their feet. The crowd swells in anticipation for the next entrant.
Jack: Well, we know who it probably is, and I think the crowd does as well, and it is about to get very loud in here!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
The reason for all those extra Z's above is the fact that at the tail end of the buzzer, the crackling of electricity suddenly fills the arena. Up on the stage, two spaces on either side of the ramp open up, and from below, two tall Tesla coils emerge.
Denrol: What the hell is THAT?
Jack: I believe they're Tesla coils! But I have no idea what they're there for!
As they rise, the steady THUMP, THUMP, THUMP of kick drums pound in conjunction with the buzzing of electricity. The coils stop their rise, and they come to life with a loud CRACK, bright bolts of energy visibly running between them, drawing gasps from the crowd. At precisely the same moment, a very familiar chord growls out of the speakers, followed by a heavily-modulated voice uttering some of the most famous words in music history...
I AM IRON MAN
Shortly thereafter, the most famous riff in the history of music makes its presence known as "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath gets going. Up on the screen, sylized electricity is animated, and deep within it we can see the earth, and the words THE WORLD NEEDS A HERO.
Jack: I think the world is about to get its hero once more!
Denrol: Oh, joy.
A figure moves out onto the stage and moves directly in between the two coils, the electricity crackling across his body. He raises his arms high, and quickly pulls them back in tightly, at which point the electricity stops. He stands bundled within himself this way for a moment, and then throws his arms back out at his sides; from out of the top of the two coils, two tall towers of white pyro explode, and the crowd goes apeshit.
Denrol: That's impressive, though.
A spotlight moves onto the stage, which has become illuminated by a dim gold light. Jaymz Watkins is there, making his way down to the ring, a smile stretching the corners of his mouth. He wears his normal tights and the black-trimmed-with-gold Members Only jacket. The difference is the black-lined-with-gold tophat that he wears, and the facepaint, which is that of a gold skull on top of black. Trendkiller glares at him, the first real emotion the big baldie has shown thus far.
Jack: The World's Hero certainly looks prepared tonight!
Denrol: He certainly looks ridiculous tonight. Which isn't much different than most nights, honestly.
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
Jaymz looks out amongst the crowd, who cheer him on like mad, and he removes his first his tophat, and then his jacket, throwing each into the crowd, the ladies screaming in joy at the latter. He takes a skip step, and runs full-tilt down to the ring, stepping around into the cage and sliding in. Trendkiller hastens over to meet him and the two men begin to exchange blows, the crowd getting even louder as the music fades out. Jaymz starts to take the advantage, the adrenaline flowing through him, and he sends Trendkiller reeling with one solid blow. Jaymz ducks down, shaking his fist, and explodes into Trendkiller with a rising uppercut that sends the giant up and over the top rope. Jaymz is REALLY jazzed, jumping into the air and pumping his fists.
Jack: Jaymz really has come to play, and Trendkiller is the first to find that out!
Denrol: Adrenaline will wear off, I promise you.
The World's Hero goes to follow the Killer of Trends, but Jack Griffiths stops him, grabbing his arm and turning him around.The two men look at each other, the crowd itching for them to tangle.
Jack: The match that could have been, after the close of the Independence Day Rumble! Will we get a taste of it here tonight?
Denrol: I hope not!
They move in to face off, but Chris Bagwell latches onto Griffiths from behind with the Full Neilson. Jaymz frowns, and goes to stop the hold, but Trendkiller tugs him out of the ring through the bottom rope. The crowd boos.
Denrol: Thank you, guys! That was close!
Kade Williams has finally recovered from Stone's attack earlier, and is back on his feet. Trendkiller thrusts his shoulders into Jaymz's midsection, smashing him back into the ring apron. The World's Hero axe-handles across Trendkiller's back, but the big man stands up straight and headbutts Jaymz on the way up. Meanwhile, in the ring, Griffiths struggles to escape Bagwell's clutches. The bigger man has him locked in tightly, but Griffiths has a lot of fight in him still.
Jack: Can Jack Griffiths escape the hold?
Griffiths, with a burst of strength, pulls himself and Bagwell over to the nearest turnbuckle, which the Once and Future King wraps his legs around, trying to get the leverage needed to escape Bagwell's clutches. The Rajah of Ratings fights back, too, not giving an inch. Meanwhile, outside, Trendkiller pounds and grinds Jaymz's face into the cage, scraping some of the facepaint off. Jaymz elbows the big man in the gut and returns the favor, pounding and scraping away at TK's chrome dome.
Jack: These men all tearing into each other; this is what it's all about, folks! These men all want that WWA Championship and they will stop at nothing to get it!
Denrol: It's the biggest prize in our business, so why would they stop at something?
Bagwell pushes forward and steps onto the middle rope, taking away Griffiths's leverage. In an impressive wrestling move, Bagwell torques his hip and launches Griffiths up and over, dropping him with a Full Nelson/Neilson Suplex off of the top rope, bridging it into a pin.
Jack: Excellent suplex there!
The crowd is split as Williams drops to make a count.
One!
Two!
Thr-
Jack: Nope, Jack Griffiths still too strong!
Denrol: Too lucky is more like it. I would have been able to put him down with that move; Bagwell just doesn't cut it.
Jack: You weren't saying that earlier when he was beating up on Griffiths!
Denrol: I was wrong then, unfortunately.
Bagwell gets up, picks up Griffiths, and hoists him up into a very pretty Canadian Backbreaker. Griffiths cries out in pain and the crowd begins to boo, but Bagwell just sharply bends at his knees every so often, causing Griffiths's back to drive into Bagwell's shoulder every time. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Trendkiller picks up Jaymz over his head with a Gorilla Press, and throws the smaller man right into the cage wall like a human javelin. Jaymz crashes back down onto the floor, holding his face.
Jack: Bagwell and Trendkiller firmly in control.
Denrol: Both Bagwell and Blacklister have come out here with a plan and have really stuck to it, and it's working, I'd say.
Bagwell continues delivering the pain to Griffiths in the Canadian Backbreaker, until Griffiths rolls off of Bagwell's shoulder and lands beside him. Bagwell turns to him, and Griffiths Irish whips him into the ropes before he can do anything. Griffiths follows very closely behind, and the moment Bagwell's back hits the ropes Griffiths leaps and hits him with a crossbody, taking the two of them up and over the top rope. The crowd cheers.
Jack: Griffiths putting his body on the line again!
Denrol: He's not being very smart here, to be totally honest. He should be conserving his energy for the latter portions of this match, which he is CLEARLY not interested in doing, instead chucking himself around like a sack of potatoes. Dealing damage to yourself should NOT be done in an environment like this!
The two of them lay in a heap on the outside of the ring. On the other side, Trendkiller has hoisted Jaymz up again for another throw into the cage, but the Cajun Hero drops off behind the bigger man. Trendkiller reacts quickly, turning to face Jaymz again, but Jaymz kicks him hard in the gut, doubling him over. He thrusts TK's head between his legs for a standing headscissors, and the crowd begins to swell HUGE.
Denrol: There's no way.
Jack: This will be SICK if he can do it! I don't think I've seen anyone powerbomb Trendkiller before!
Jaymz lets out a loud roar, and, with some effort, lifts the baldie up onto his shoulders. He holds him here for a moment, then takes a running start, and...
BOOM!
...The World's Hero not only is able to powerbomb the Killer of Trends, but he powerbombs him through the wall of the cage, knocking a whole section out. TK and the fencing forming a twisted pile of humanity and steel. The crowd comes unhinged as Jaymz gets back to his feet and pumps his fist triumphantly again.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jack: Oh, my God! That was incredible!
Denrol: Why isn't he pinning him, though? That's dumb as hell.
Jaymz moves to enter the ring, but Kade Williams bodily stops him. Jaymz spins and glares at the assigned official, who gestures at the fallen TK.
Williams: Pin him!
Jaymz clearly has his misgivings, considering Williams's posing as the Destroyer so many months ago, but Williams doesn't seem to care, and actually slaps the Cajun across the face.
Williams: PIN HIM, YOU FOOL!
Jaymz finally does as suggested, and Williams drops down to count. The crowd joins in.
One!
Two!
Three - NO!
Denrol: Did you see that?! I swear to God, Williams is the worst referee I've EVER SEEN!
Jack: Well, don't you remember he and Trendkiller's little spat around Rage in the Cage?
Denrol: That's no excuse!
Jack: Not calling it one; I'm just telling you where his mind is at.
Williams pounds the ground in frustration, and Jaymz just looks at him and shakes his head.
Jaymz: That's why I didn't pin him yet. He's a monster.
Williams looks down at TK as Jaymz moves over to where Bagwell and Griffiths have begun recovering. The countdown clock pops up on the big screen for the final time.
Jack: All right, it's the moment we've all been waiting for! Who is the Sinister Sixth!
Denrol: La Parka! Just kidding. If it were him, I'd climb into the ring myself and kill him.
Jaymz moves in on Bagwell first, delivering a few shots. Griffiths grabs the World's Hero from behind with a school boy, and Williams quickly makes a count.
One!
Jaymz is WAY too strong still for that. For the final time, the crowd joins in with the numbers...
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
BUZZ!
The arena is almost holding their breath as one, waiting for the sixth and final entrant to the match. Heads are turned towards the entrance way, many people standing on their chairs to get a better view to see who comes out. The anticipation is palpable. And then... On the big screen, backstage is shown, where there's a dressing room with a big star on it and the words "Sinister Sixth" in the star. The door opens, and out walks a hugely fat man in a black wifebeater, black track pants, sneakers, and a black and green mask.
Jack: OH, MY GOD! THE WWA HAS SIGNED SUPER DRAGON, AND HE'S THE SIXTH MAN!
Denrol: Yeah. I believe that.
The whole scene shifts to the big fattie's dressing room, and he begins to speak, gesticulating wildly as he does so.
Super Fattie Dragon: I'll bet you WWA fans weren't expecting to see me, were you?! You all know about the guys like Chris Bagwell and Jack Griffiths and Trendkiller, but one name you don't know about... flexes his disgustingly fat arms is SUPER DRAGON. SUPER DRAGON, throwing my name back in the hat. The crowd pops a bit but is mostly confused. And as you can tell, I'm in the best shape of my life! I ain't afraid of nobody! Get in the ring with Jaymz Watkins, BOOM! immitates piledriver, his jellyrolls rippling like the surface of a lake Psycho Driver! Get in the ring with RJ Stone, BOOM! same immitation Psycho Driver! Get in the ring with Kade Williams, B-
On the last boom, the portly Super Dragon is demolished by a chair wielded by an unseen assailant, the assailant plowing over the cameraman to reach Super Fattie Dragon. The fat man lays on his back like a slug, his only defense to a series of chair shots that smash across his massive frame. The camera, lying on its side, can only catch the Super Fattie Dragon lying there, until the assailant moves over to his side and drops the chair on his belly, causing a disgusting series of ripples to run through his body. All that can be seen are the black pants and boots of the other man. The end of a larger word is seen in red etched across the pants, and it letters shown are appropriate: OW.
Jack: Who just attacked Super Dragon?! Who is that?!
Denrol: That fat mothereffer wasn't our sixth man, I assure you.
The scene changes once more to the ringside area, and the crowd is nervous now. Then, suddenly...
CRACK!
There’s a loud noise and a streak of light arcing up from the floor near the entrance way, towards the top of the arena. Another crack, and another burst of light streaking skyward.
Denrol: What's with all this pyro, man?! I honestly thought we couldn’t afford pyro.
Jack: That’s what they told me when I asked if I could have some sparklers for my chair.
Denrol: What?
Jack: Never mind.
The camera cuts to the aisle, and we can see that all of the fans sitting closest to the barricade on either side of the aisle have raised what look to be small bazookas. In turn, they’re each launching a single burst upwards. It’s a chain reaction that starts near the entranceway, continues down one side of the aisle, and continues on to ringside. The fans at immediate ringside have these launchers as well and the shots continue around one side of the ring, then the other, and the third and fourth sides of the squared circle as well. As the line continues up the other side of the aisle, we see security rushing forward en masse to grab anyone who is wielding a cannon. Even as a mini-riot ensues as the other people in the arena have no idea what’s going on, four shots are fired simultaneously from the ground near each corner of the ring. They fly into the air over the Ultimate Glory cage in an X pattern and explode into a deafening burst of white light directly above the ring. And then…
I want it all…
I want it all…
I want it all…
And I want it NOW!
Even through the confusion throughout the arena it’s easy to hear the collective groan that seems to start up near the rafters and surges down through the crowd.
Denrol: Think they know who it is now?
Jack: I think they do. And I’m a bit sorry to say that so do I. I hoped… I mean, I thought, we had seen the last of him in the WWA. I can’t believe that Mr. Babb let him back, that he put him in this match.
Cameras cut to a closeup on the curtains to the back as they part and a familiar face peers out from behind them, a slow smile spreading across his features. He looks remarkably unchanged from the last time we saw him, as if it was just yesterday that he was in a WWA arena, entertaining all of his adoring fans. He pulls the curtains open and steps through. He looks around at the crowd, ignoring the insults that are already being flung his way. He grabs the nearest cameraman, prompting an extreme closeup and no need for a microphone.
Ry Ballard: Say it with me now…
He points to the three words stitched in red letters down the leg of his black pants.
Ballard: ONE…MAN…SHOW!
He shoves the camera away and raises his arms as the refrain from Queen’s “I Want It All” repeats over the PA System.
Jack: The One Man Show, a former two time WWA champion is the sixth man in this Ultimate Glory match! I didn’t see this coming, and I don’t think anyone in the ring saw it coming either.
Denrol: And remember the promos, Jack, one of those guys is the reason that Ballard is back. Which one is the question.
Jack: I don’t know what to believe any more. In those promos, he was as un-Ballard-like as you can get, talking about the WWA Title with respect…or so it seemed. If you know anything about the man, you know that’s not his usual way of doing things. And what about this entrance? He damn near incited a riot just to have a flashy entrance.
Denrol: Are you saying he doesn’t deserve it?
Jack: He walked away from the company, without a word, without a reason… TWICE. Remember Ultimate Glory II? That was a ‘big return’ for him there too. He walked away just a few weeks later. Then we came back and so did he. Same thing. So do I think he deserves a flashy entrance? Do I think he deserves a spot in this match to compete for the WWA title just because he’s some kind of big name from the company’s past? No, I don’t!
Denrol: Why do I get the feeling that if it was someone like Mal Somers or Dave Harley, you’d be all over it?
Jack: Maybe I would. Maybe that makes me a hypocrite. But at least they gave a damn about this company! Ballard… he… I have no words. Let’s just watch him make an ass out of himself some more.
The One Man Show casts a cursory glance towards the fans around the aisle as security manages to gain control over the fans who Ballard planted or at least paid off to be a part of his entrance. As all of them are being escorted from the arena, fans from the seats behind them are moving up to fill the vacancies and get a better vantage point as he begins a slow walk towards the cage, and his opportunity at the WWA Title. In the ring, Jaymz stares dumbfoundedly through the cage at Ballard, as does Griffiths. Quickly, from behind, Bagwell rolls Griffiths up, grasping at the cage walls for leverage. Williams makes the count.
One!
Two!
Three - No!
Jack: I don't know how Griffiths was able to escape that pin, but he did it somehow!
Ballard bypasses the doorway of the cage and instead enters through the hole Trendkiller created in the wall, making sure to tread on the big man's body as he does so. TK, who had begun to get up, is obviously annoyed by this transgression, and lunges at Ballard, who hears him coming from behind and runs away immediately. TK shifts his focus over to the three other men on the other side of the ring, and he makes his way there.
Jack: So we're short only one competitor, now that all six have entered. Shocking that it was the WWA Champion, but then again, Ballard's return is quite shocking as well. This has simply been a shocking night, that's for sure.
Jaymz moves to meet TK, but the big man takes charge and spears him right into the wall of the cage, nearly cutting the smaller-yet-still-big man in half and taking him through the wall of the thing also.
Jack: Spear! That rattled the cage!
Denrol: That more than rattled it; it nearly tore another hole in it!
TK doesn't stop there, as he moves over to Griffiths and Bagwell, where Bagwell has gripped Griffiths in a go-behind waistlock. TK shows off some more of that strength, plowing through both men with another vicious spear. He gets back to his feet again, turns, and lays his eyes on Kade Williams, who takes a step back, prepared for the charge.
Jack: Oh, this doesn't look good for Kade Williams!
Denrol: Trendkiller looks like he's not messing around anymore.
TK stomps once, and Williams shudders a bit, but TK doesn't charge. The big man laughs at the official's fear, and turns to work some more on the other men in the match.
THWACK!
Ballard sneak-attacks Trendkiller, smashing him upside the head with what looks like a kendo stick, but it's made out of steel. The big man falls against the wall, clutching at his face, and Ballard hits him in the gut this time. TK doubles over and Ballard moves on to take on his next victim, who appears to be Jaymz Watkins.
Jack: What is that weapon Ballard has? That thing looks brutal!
Jaymz sees him, though, and grabs him up for a spinebuster, but the smaller man bashes the kendo rod across his back, causing Jaymz to drop him. Jaymz gets a nasty smack across the face with the rod also, and Ballard moves over to Bagwell next, driving the thing into the small of his back.
Jack: And Ry Ballard is really taking it to the men in this match. I certainly can't say he's not on tonight, because he is. Even if he's using a weapon.
Ballard holds the kendo rod high above his head, and the crowd unloads their boos right onto him.
Ballard: Ladies and gentlemen... THE BAR HAS BEEN RAISED!
More boos, but they turn quickly to cheers as Jack Griffiths dives over the top rope for a suicide plancha that takes Ballard out and knocks his kendo rod away. He scrambles to get to it, but Griffiths kicks the thing away, and picks the One Man Show up for some offense.
Jack: Well, that little run was short-lived, and our former champion is ready to show Ballard what it's like to earn one's way into this match!
Griffiths rolls Ballard into the ring and follows closely. Ballard begs off in classic fashion, but Griffiths instead grabs his legs, gets into position, and catapaults Ballard at the nearest turnbuckle. Ballard, for his part, athletically lands on the middle turnbuckle, steadies himself, and leaps off, turning in the air to deliver a crossbody. Griffiths, a high-flier himself, responds in kind but not kindly, dropkicking Ballard right in the face as he comes down, splattering the One Man Show all over the place.
Jack: Nice counter wrestling from these two men, and Griffiths takes the upper hand in the exchange!
Griffiths goes to pick Ballard back up again, but Ballard, seemingly instinctively, nails him with a heavy low blow that causes Griffiths to hop about, clutching his groin. Ballard, too chicken to capitalize, merely rolls out of the ring and searches for his singapore rod.
Jack: The sign of a true coward there: low-blowing just to escape!
Someone that DOES take advantage of Griffiths's predicament, though, is Trendkiller, who gets back into the ring finally. He has a large bloody swath on the side of his face where that singapore rod might have taken a chunk out of his face, and the same goes for his stomach. He does not look pleased.
Jack: That's a face only a mother could love!
Denrol: I doubt his mother ever loved him.
Trendkiller picks Griffiths up and puts him in the standing headscissors, drawing a loud set of boos from the crowd.
Jack: Oh... This won't be good for our former champion!
Trendkiller hoists Griffiths up onto his shoulders. Jaymz, who has recovered also, moves to try to enter the ring and break up the move, but Bagwell, who has also recovered, grabs him tight in a reverse achilles lock out on the apron, drawing a loud grunt of pain from the Cajun Hero. Trendkiller grabs the sides of Griffiths's pants and lifts him up high, but Griffiths grabs ahold of the ceiling of the cage. TK tries to rip him away, but the smaller man refuses to let go.
Jack: Griffiths hanging on for dear life here! He knows what's at stake!
Somehow, Griffiths pulls himself away from Trendkiller and knocks him flat with a stiff kick while still holding on. Griffiths looks down at his fallen foe, swings back, then back forward, releasing and crafting a nifty impromptu Shooting Star Press, coming down hard on TK. Williams moves over to make the count.
One!
Two!
THWACK!
Jack: Oh, God! Ballard finally connected with that obnoxious kendo rod on Griffiths!
Right in the back, to be precise, immediately drawing blood. Griffiths grasps at his back, but Ballard does not let up, instead picking the Once and Future King up, grabbing him in a front facelock, and hooking his leg.
Jack: It could be time for the Focal Point! Griffiths is in trouble!
Ballard goes to lift Griffiths up, but in a surprise move, Griffiths somehow rolls through Ballard and ends up in a weird-looking jackknife pin. Williams drops down to count and the fans swell.
One!
Two!
Three!
Trudeau: Ry Ballard has been eliminated!
Griffiths gets off of Ballard, who is LIVID as he pleads to Kade Williams. Williams shakes his head, sneering at the smaller man, and Ballard's face fills with a rage unlike any we've ever seen in him. Griffiths tries to get up, but Ballard hits him with a punt square in the face, knocking Griffiths flat on his back.
Denrol: Wow, that punt would make Shane Lechler cream in his pants!
Jack: What an obscure player to name.
Denrol: Just because he's a punter?
Ballard gets on top of Griffiths and grabs up his kendo rod, placing it up under Griffiths's chin and grinding it across his throat, drawing even more blood. Williams tries to step in and break it up, but Ballard shoves him away, resuming his choking.
Denrol: I've never seen this side of Ry Ballard before. Whoa.
Jack: What is this? Why is nobody stopping this!?
Ballard gets up and smashes the rod into Griffiths's stomach again, before picking the former champion up, running him over to the ropes, and intentionally tangling his arms in the top and middle ones. Griffiths is groggy, and wouldn't be able to fight back even if he wanted to.
Jack: Someone stop this!
Ballard rears back and blasts Griffiths in the face with the pole, tearing through his skin easily. Then, to make it even worse, he raises Griffiths's head and delivers another blow right across the side of his throat and neck. The fans are booing and screaming, but Ballard doesn't let up.
Crowd: FUCK YOU BALLARD! FUCK YOU BALLARD!
Ballard moves away from Griffiths to the other side of the ring, where he sizes the other man up, holding the rod up like a javelin.
Jack: OH, MY GOD! SOMEONE! ANYONE!
Right as Ballard is about to throw, Jaymz Watkins flies in, finally free of Bagwell's grip, and shoves Ballard bodily from the ring. Bagwell slides in after him and tries to lock Jaymz in the Full Neilson, but Jaymz shoves him off.
Jack: Thank God for Jaymz Watkins!
Trendkiller gets back to his feet at this time, and sees Griffiths's situation once more. Jaymz sees the big man begin his charge, but Jaymz nails the massive man with a knee lift to the side of the head before he can reach Griffiths. Jaymz runs over to Griffiths, frees him from the ropes, and quickly pins him.
One!
Two!
Three!
Trudeau: Jack Griffiths has been eliminated!
Jaymz rolls Griffiths out of harm's way, and gets to his feet, throwing a killing gaze at Ballard, who is walking up the ramp backwards, watching him. Ballard laughs and throws his arms out at his sides, drawing even more boos.
Jack: Jaymz Watkins saves Jack Griffiths from an even worse fate there, getting him out of this match safely.
Denrol: Saved? That was pretty selfish if you ask me, pinning his friend like that!
Jack: I can't even talk to you sometimes.
Another thing that draws boos is Bagwell's intrusion again, this time hitting Jaymz with a German suplex. Bagwell maintains his grip and lifts Jaymz up, hitting another German without releasing.
Jack: Chris Bagwell suplexing the holy hell out of Jaymz Watkins right now. But all I can think about right now is Jack Griffiths.
Bagwell hits another, and STILL holds on. At this time, trainers have begun to pour from the back, and they enter the cage, surrounding the fallen Jack Griffiths.
Jack: Thank God. I certainly hope he'll be okay.
Denrol: This is a-whole-nother Ry Ballard, like I said earlier. It's frightening, in fact. I'm impressed.
Jack: Impressed?! What!? A man was just assaulted, not fought! And you were IMPRESSED?!
Bagwell, struggling a bit more this time, is finally able to lift Jaymz back up, his grip around his waist still maintained. But before he can throw the bigger man, Trendkiller wraps his arms around Bagwell's waist and throws BOTH men with terrifying power. The fans pop huge at the show of strength before booing.
Jack: What power! That was incredible!
Denrol: He certainly is inhuman. I think he's an android. A Terminator, to be frank.
TK moves over and makes a pin on Watkins.
One!
Two!
Thr-
When Watkins kicks out, drawing a big pop, TK moves over just as quickly and pins Bagwell.
One!
Two!
Thr-
Another sizable pop. TK gets to his feet and eyes the two men at his feet, the gears turning in his head. He gets down and manages to lock Bagwell into an omoplata while simultaneously grabbing Jaymz and putting him into a rear naked choke. The crowd cannot help but be impressed, their boos a little less fierce now.
Jack: Trendkiller showing off a little submission skill here.
Denrol: A little? Blacklister has TWO MEN in holds at the same time! He's a behemoth!
Williams watches closely, the annoyance plain on his face, as TK drains the strength from both men with the simultaneous holds. The crowd starts to come to life to try and spur them.
Crowd: LET'S GO JAYMZ! LET'S GO JAYMZ! BAGWELL, TOO, BUT MOSTLY JAYMZ!
Denrol: What an odd chant.
The two men begin to struggle against the larger man, spurned on by the strange cheers of the crowd. They push and push until they're both able to back TK into a double pin! Williams gladly drops for the count and the crowd counts along.
One!
Two!
Three - NO!
But the Killer of Trends somehow kicks out, letting both me out of their holds. Just like at the Bourbon Street Brawl, Bagwell and Jaymz share a glance, knowing they'll both need to take the big man down. Jaymz runs at the ropes, but as he comes off of them, Bagwell explodes into him with a brutal clothesline that turns Jaymz inside out. The crowd gasps and boos, and TK even looks at Bagwell in a confused fashion.
Jack: Blindsided! Chris Bagwell just turned on Jaymz Watkins!
Denrol: They never teamed up, though, except on that pin, and that was self-preservation from both men.
Jack: At the Bourbon Street Brawl they teamed up!
Denrol: Remember how that match ended?
Bagwell grabs Jaymz's leg and turns him over, locking in a tight single crab. Jaymz hollers, and begins to claw his way over to the ropes, and Trendkiller capitalizes, dropping down and locking a modified guillotine choke on Jaymz. The crowd lets both men have it as Jaymz screams in pain.
Jack: This crowd not happy with this double team! But Jaymz Watkins is undefeated in cluster matches this year, the only time in WWA history, to my knowledge that this has happened, and he outlasted both of these men in all of those victories, so it's not a bad strategy!
The fans begin to support their hero once more, hoping to give him that little bit of strength that may be enough to propel him through this match.
Crowd: LET'S GO JAYMZ! LET'S GO JAYMZ!
The Cajun Hero begins to battle against the collective holds of Bagwell and Trendkiller, and they each apply even more pressure. Jaymz has the strength, though, to shove TK's legs off of his head, and he fights back up to his feet and smashes Bagwell across the face with an enziguiri, knocking the smaller man back. Trendkiller tries to take Jaymz back down, but Jaymz actually throws the larger man up and over his head with a belly-to-belly suplex. The crowd is absolutely alive now.
Jack: Jaymz Watkins is feeling it now! He's got the Magics flowing through him and he looks unstoppable!
Jaymz sizes up the Killer of Trends, who begins to get back up, and spies Bagwell first out of the corner of his eye. Jaymz launches himself at the smaller man and gets a critical strike with his Massive Critical, to the love of the crowd.
Jack: Massive Critical!
Jaymz gets another running start and leaps for another Massive Critical, but Trendkiller catches Jaymz in the air, grabs him by the sides of the pants, and drives him down with Southern Comfort, rattling the ring from the impact. The crowd commences their huge booing as Trendkiller hooks Jaymz's leg and makes the cover. Williams reluctantly makes the count.
One!
Two!
Three - NO!
The crowd explodes as Jaymz kicks out. TK's face does not mask his astonishment, and Williams cannot help but smile from ear to ear.
Jack: JAYMZ KICKED OUT! JAYMZ KICKED OUT OF SOUTHERN COMFORT!
TK snarls and picks back up Jaymz, who is on spaghetti legs now. Trendkiller goes to boot Jaymz, but Jaymz beats him to the punch, grabbing him and planting him hard with a Miracle Suplex! The crowd is on their feet for their hero, who walks on his wobbly legs over to the nearest turnbuckle and ascends it as quickly as he can.
Jack: Jaymz looking to put this away as only he can!
Denrol: Well, I think many guys could put it away like this, but don't let me ruin your fun.
Jaymz reaches the top and turns, holding the top of the cage for support, and Bagwell comes out of nowhere and pushes his legs out from under him. Jaymz is crotched across the top turnbuckle, and the crowd is no longer rocking.
Jack: Bagwell rains on Jaymz's parade, and I think the parade of most everyone here! Oh, come on, man!
Bagwell climbs to the second rope, puts his arm across Jaymz's chest, and yanks him off, dropping him flat and hard to the canvas with the Torn Identity! The crowd is FURIOUS as Bagwell makes the cover.
One!
Two!
Three!
The crowd explodes, and Bagwell gets up with his arms held high, but Williams catches his attention and shows him that it was only a two. Bagwell's mouth drops open, and Williams shrugs.
Jack: WHAT?! HE KICKED OUT OF TORN IDENTITY NOW! HE CAN'T BE STOPPED!
Bagwell continues to argue with Williams, and Jaymz pulls himself up with the ropes. All of a sudden, he staggers in behind Bagwell and brings him down hard with the Red Barchetta!
Jack: Red Barchetta! Out of nowhere! Pin him, Jaymz!
The crowd comes alive once more, and Jaymz crawls over to make the cover, but Trendkiller grabs him around the throat with both hands.
Denrol: The buck stops here, guys.
Trendkiller lets out a gutteral roar, throws Jaymz into the air by his throat, catches him on his shoulders, and absolutely wipes him out with a second Southern Comfort that doesn't just shake the ring but the earth also. He slowly moves over to make the pin, and as he does so Bagwell crawls over and joins him.
Denrol: Two men?! That's just overkill.
Williams makes the count.
One!
Denrol: That's all she wrote, though, I'm sure.
Two!
Jack: Goddammit, Jaymz! Kick out! Two men can't hold you down!
Three!
Trudeau: Jaymz Watkins has been eliminated!
TK stands and regards his fallen foe with hatred, before moving over to Chris Bagwell, who has begun to get back to his feet much slower than TK. He hoists the smaller man back up, grabs him around the throat as with Jaymz, but before he can toss him up, Bagwell grabs TK and launches him over his head, somehow, with a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge. Williams goes to count...
One!
Two!
Three - No!
The crowd, angry that their hero is no longer in the match, have turned their sights to Bagwell, their last hope in the match. And they pop at the kickout before booing loudly. Williams and Bagwell both look frustrated.
Jack: What is it going to take? For either man to go down, honestly? They've already absorbed a lot of punishment; there can't be much left in either man's tank!
Bagwell gets to his feet slowly and looks around, his eyes landing on something that strikes his fancy that causes him to leave the ring. Williams rolls the motionless Jaymz out of the ring to the outside as Bagwell grabs up the discarded door from the cage and hauls it into the ring with him, draping it across TK's back.
Jack: Bagwell looking for some answer for TK's power, and he may have it.
Bagwell climbs the nearest turnbuckle, steadies himself, and leaps off, dropping heavily on top of TK and the piece of cage with a body splash. Bagwell rolls off, clutching at his stomach as the crowd pops big.
Jack: Big body splash! Will it be enough?!
Bagwell, coughing a bit of blood, slowly moves over for a pin...
One!
Two!
Thr-
Jack: And he kicks out again!
The Rajah of Ratings positions the cage door on the canvas and picks Trendkiller up, grabbing him across the chest.
Jack: Chris Bagwell may be about to use the Randomizer! This will surely put this match away!
Just as Bagwell bends his knees to flip, TK bodily lifts him up off the ground and throws him back-first onto the cage door with less of a Rockbottom and more of a Bookend. The crowd gasps as Bagwell grabs his back, and TK just looks out into the masses and gives a slight smile.
Denrol: Uh-oh.
Jack: I'm inclined to agree.
Trendkiller picks Bagwell's lifeless body up off the canvas, puts him in the standing headscissors, and lifts him up. Instead of just plowing him down with Southern Comfort, though, Trendkiller moves over to the corner and smashes Bagwell into it. He doesn't release, though, as he grunts and lifts Bagwell up again and smashes him into the turnbuckle again.
Jack: This is brutal.
TK lifts Bagwell again and smashes him again, before turning around and planting him into the canvas. Trendkiller, however, STILL hangs on, and hoists the small man up one last time, before letting out the most ungodly of roars ever uttered by a human and Southern Comforting Bagwell straight to hell. Somewhere in the void, Atlas shrugs from the impact of the slam.
Jack: Oh...
Denrol: My...
Jack and Denrol: God...
Trendkiller saunters over and makes the pin, and Williams takes as long as he can to make the count, but it doesn't matter.
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding, Ding!
The crowd explodes in hatred.
Trudeau: Chris Bagwell has been eliminated, therefore, your winner... And NEW WWA CHAMPION, and the man that gets to walk out with ULTIMATE GLORY... TRRRRREEEEENDKIIIIILLEEEEERRRRR!
Jack: Dammit, dammit, dammit! This sucks so much! Trendkiller is our new champion!
Denrol: Why does this suck? He totally earned it! TOTALLY!
The hatred in the arena is palpable, as Trendkiller stands alone in the ring, blood running down his face and stomach, his face adorned with nothing but the faintest of smiles. The reluctant Kade Williams exits the cage, head slung low, and retrieves the WWA Championship from the timekeeper.
Jack: Maybe so. But a madman like that can't represent this company!
Denrol: Why not? He's a winner.
Williams reenters the ring and, after an awkward moment, hands Trendkiller the WWA Championship. He turns to leave, but Trendkiller beckons for him to come back. Williams cannot mask his hatred, and just to make it worse, Trendkiller pantomimes that he wants Williams to raise his hand.
Jack: Oh, how nice. He wants his bitter rival to raise his hand in victory.
Crowd: TK SUCKS! TK SUCKS!
Williams reaches over to do so, and Trendkiller just kicks his head clean off with a Death Rattle. The crowd gets even MORE livid, but Trendkiller does not care, standing tall with the WWA Championship over his shoulder.
Jack: He may be the champion, but there is no glory for Trendkiller.
Denrol: I think you're just jealous. He won, and not your friends Jack Griffiths and Jaymz Watkins, and now you're pouting.
Jack: Maybe, but I still don't want him as our champion. We're out of time, folks. We'll see you on Underground.
Trendkiller raises his newly-won championship above his head and places his foot atop Kade Williams's carcass. This is the final, indelible image from Meltdown, as the scene plunges into blackness...
"Match One" By Josh L
"Match Two" By Jason Latch
"Match Three" By Walter Yeates
"Match Four" By Andy OBrien
"Match Five" By Zach Anonymous
"Match Six" By Josh L
"Main Event" By Oliver White
Produced by Josh L




