The camera pans around the silent WWA building as littl;e figures are running through the halls dressed in little green outfits as several of them stop at the door of President Mathew Warrs office. As whispering sounds can be heard , but not heard very well. Suddenly the door opens as Matt Warr is standing there looking out at the midgets dressed as elves.

Warr: Dammit get moving!! If im going to have a good Christmas you are going to do your damn job!! Its so damn hard to find good help these days!!

Warr goes to shut the door as one of the midgets sticks his foot in the door and gives Matt warr the bird.

Warr: Wha?? Why you little ..!!

As Warr reaches out towards the green Clad midget about 10 more come running down the hall as Matt Warr's eyes suddenly widen.

Warr: Is this some sort of sick and twisted joke. Im Matthew Warr WWA President and wrestling mogul extraordinare. You cannot do this to me. Im calling security!!

Warr looks into his office seeing several more midgets standing upon the desk as he turns and runs down the hall!!

Warr: You'll pay for this as soon as i get to a phone that isn't occupied!

Camera fades to Madison Square Gardens where Terry Valentine , Fat Tony and Jimmy Valentine are all sitting at the announcers table as the cameras continue to pan the arena.

Terry: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Seasons Beatings!! Live from Madison Square Gardens!!
Jimmy: this arena is steeped with wrestling history and traditions!!
Fat Tony: yeah Traditions where the Knicks do not win NBA titles!! Boxing matches which plain ol suck!
Terry: Shut up fat Boy or i'll tell weight watchers their guinea pig got away!!
Fat Tony: hey who the hell do you think you are??
Jimmy: Gentlemen please. The Seasons Beatings is about to begin!! With the man who broguth it all together. Andy O'Brien is going to be joining us momentarily!!

The Camera spins around the arena showing certain signs of people. One reads Santa could kick Denrols Butt!!. Another reads Who needs elves we want Miss Wise!! The final one reads Christmas in Manhattan WWA style!! Suddenly Red , Green and White fireworks blast off in the arena as Images of Shaman, Kash, Chance, Grunge, Venom, Mal Somers, Leviathan, Mack" Truck " Maloy, Chrystian Payne, and Mighty Joe Keane flash upon the jumbotron as Andy O'Brien walks out and makes his way to the ring in a nice Armani suit and slips between the ropes looking around as he grabs a mic smiling and waving to the fans.

O'Brien: Seasons Greetings New York or should i say Seasons Beatings!!

The crowd erupts into a loud roar as the fans begin chanting WWA WWA WWA as Andy O'Brien looks around nodding his head!!

O'Brien: This is the Christmas gift you all have been waiting for. The most violent Christmas special ever. makes Rudolph look like he was a smurf! This is the best damn crowd i have ever seen!! Its time for New York to wake up the world with one wild night of violence like never seen before in the WWA!! Let the Beatings Commence!!

Christyan Payne is shown sitting down in Subculture's locker room. Mack Tenn aren't present in the room, Payne is sat alone on a bench, in his usually attire, he raises his head to the camera, showing his crimson red sunglasses, he smirks before speaking

Payne: Sun Tzu, in 'The Art of War' says that it is only one who is acquainted with the evils of war that can understand the profitable way of carrying it on. Venny LeTrav, do you actually realise what you have signed yourself up for tonight? I sincerly believe that you do not. Venny our paths have crossed twice before, we both know this and we both know what the outcome of each of those occassions was, don't we? What is it... Two - nil to me now?

Christyan smirks once more, running his hand through his auburn, blonde and red streaked hair

Payne: As Sun Tzu, so rightly said. Only a man who knows how evil war and battles can be can truly see the best reasons for carrying on with it, those that don't just continue to make pointless challenges that they can never win... You see tonight Venny, tonight is going to be a war... The arena is going to be turned into a battlefield, if the people of New York believe that have already seen carnage tonight, they are madly mistaken. Because tonight Venny, when I bring my bag of tricks to the ring, when I destroy you, when I drive your weak little body through the Break-Away Ring... Then you might finally realise Venny, that I am 'The Jackyl' and you are my prey, that I am the embodiment of war, while you are the suffering and once and for all Venny you will finally realise what I mean when I say

The camera zooms in on Christyan's face as he removes his crimson red sunglasses to reveal his emerald green eyes

Payne: All your base, are belong to me

Back to the arena as the camera pans around a very large and raised ring. The ring looks like an enormous metal box, set in the center of the ring. Atop the ring, is the familiar yellow color of plyboard, which is obviously the grounds on which the men will wrestle. Soon, the voice of Jimmy Rose sounds out through the arena.

Jimmy: WWA fans, in the recorded history of extreme matches, this is a first. The Breakaway Ring…

The last three words echo loudly though the arena as the crowd loudly pops at this. Jimmy continues.

Jimmy: Raised 10 feet above the ground, with no robes or turnbuckles, the Breakaway Ring has no supports beneath the mat. Once the ring is broken, it is a 10-foot drop to the ground inside the ring. The mat itself is only 3 sheets of plywood around ¾ of an inch thick, not much room for error here folks. One wrong step, or one wrong move, could cost a wrestler this match, or his good health. Although the object of the match is to put your opponent through the floor of the ring, let’s wish these two men good luck.

The crowd roars loudly, waiting for the match to begin.

Jimmy: Additionally, there will be two referees, one for the action that goes on atop the Breakaway Ring, and one that will supervise outside the ring, in case the brawl is taken outside. I will now hand it over to our Ring Announcer, Gary Trudeau…

The view changes to Gary Trudeau, whom is sitting beside the announce table. He smiles and stands up, holding up the mic.

Gary Trudeau: Let’s get things started, here!!

The lights go dead for a few seconds and soon a pulsating techno beat begins to erupt from the PA orange and white lights illuminate the ring area. The lights turn into pulsating strobes as a fast guitar riff blazes into life with synth drums slowly following. The drums pound into a steadier beat, joining the synth as a figure steps out onto the stage, looking out around the arena. As the voice of KMFDM’s very own Sascha K. fills the arena

Shockwave!
Massive attack!

Atomic Blast, The Son of a Gun is back!

Apocalypse Now! Walls Aflame…

The lyrics continue as The “Ragin Cajun” Venny LeTrav walks down to the ramp in his shiny orange, black and silver tights, flashing the Doublehorn and yelling out at the audience as he yells out with the lyrics

Forged from steel, iron will…
Sh*t for brains, born to kill…

Watch now! Son of a Gun!
Superhero, Number one!

Watch now! Son of a Gun!
Superhero, Number one!

Venny walks up to the raised ring and slaps it roughly on the side, then smiles out at the audience and walks around the area of the barricade, slapping hands, giving handshakes, and speaking to the audience briefly. He then comes back to the ladder leading up onto the ring and starts climbing it. He stands on top of the ring, walking along the edges and looking a bit apprehensively at the floor, as if it may cave in at any second during the match.

Gary Trudeau: Now in the ring, weighing in at 205 pounds, The “Ragin Cajun” Venny LeTrav!

Jimmy: LeTrav looks ready for this. he is about as serious as they come folks!!
Fat Tony: serious will get him hurt!!
Terry: Damn it come on the match is almost going fat boy will you just wait till the match is started!!
Fat Tony: Fat you keep calling me fat and i'll...!?!?
Terry: You'll what threaten me with a fat roll!! Ive been in this business longer than you have been on Jenny Craig!!

The camera pans back to Gary Trudeau as Jimmy is laughing very hard as Fat Tony is fuming.

The camera begins to pan around the arena once again showing the packed out arena, the WWA are shown jumping up and down waving their signs around in the air, the buzz of the crowd quickly disappears as the lights in the arena fade and all attention is turned towards the WWA-Tron. The lights in the arena turn to a dull red colour as the heavy metal remix of 'Clone Jesus' by Vex Red blasts out from the PA System

The crowd begin to jeer and heckle as a shadowy figure steps out from the entrance way, the figure stands head down at the top of the entrance ramp and throws his arms out in the 'Crucifix' position, as the lights down the side of the ramp all light up to reveal the man to be... 'The Jackyl' Christyan Payne

Terry: Good... It's Payne.
Jimmy: It's the WWA's Television Champion, his title's not on the line tonight as he goes up against Venny Letrav
Fat Tony: Payne's the guy who I've got my money on
Jimmy: What a shock, you betting on matches
Fat Tony: The guy is two nil up against LeTrav... How could I turn it down?

The arena breaks out into a huge chorus of boos and jeers as 'The Jackyl' begins to walk down the ramp towards the ring, Payne barely even acknowledges the fans that are jeering him and trying to touch him, Christyan reaches the bottom of the ramp and stares up at the platform tehn feet above the floor. He walks over the the ladder to his side and begins a slow ascent to the top and onto the big platform

Gary Trudeau: Ladies and gentlemen... Entering the arena at this time, from Hell's Kitchen, New York... Weighing in at two hundred and forty three pounds, standing at six feet and three inches, he is the WWA Television Champion... 'The Jackyl'... Christyan PAYNE!!!

The camera focuses on the two men as the men climb the ladder to get into the ring.

Jimmy: This looks to be about as painful as a match can come!!
Terry: Did you ever see the Griffon scaffold match?? It almost ended griffons career!!
Fat Tony: That was one helluva match!!
Terry: Yes it was!!
Jimmy: The two men are jawwing at each other as the climb the ladders and climb into the ring!!

Venny LeTrav stands in the ring, staring directly at Payne. The ref atop the Breakaway Ring walks over and stands between the men, looking at them both to make sure no early cheap shots are made. He then calls for the starting bell and both men circle the ring, cautiously watching their steps. The first man forward is Christyan Payne, who comes forward with a clothesline, but Venny ducks under it and plants a Front Dropkick solidly in the base of his back, taking the fall to the ring with a loud bang. The ring shakes a good bit, but does not break.

Jimmy: Letrav with the early start here!!
Terry: payne just got a wake up call!!
Fat Tony: Yeah his dinner bell was rung!!
Terry: Already talking about food!!

Christyan Payne dashes forward, planting a solid knee in the stomach of The Ragin Cajun. He walks Venny to the center of the ring where it is weakest and looks out at the audience, smirking. Suddenly, in a flash, the arms of Venny LeTrav wrap around Payne’s torso, catching him by surprise. The audience pops loudly, not expecting this as Venny snaps backwards, tossing Payne nearly out of the ring with a Northern Lights Release Suplex.

Terry: payne almost took a long drop to the floor!!
Jimmy: thats right Terry!!
Fat Tony: It'll take more than that to beat Payne though!!
Terry: We all hope so. This has the makings to be the best opening match in the business!!

Payne gets to his feet as he steps forward away from the edge as Letrav steps forward to lock up with Payne who grabs LeTravs tights and sends him sprawling over the side of the ring down onto the hard concrete floor below.

Jimmy: Oh my god. Letrav just went flying down onto the padded concrete floor!!
Terry: he is lucky its padded!!
Fat Tony: Here comes Payne down the ladder!!

Payne drops down from the ladder and looks around.

Jimmy: What is Payne planning here?
Fat Tony: Like I'm meant to know... I guess it'll hurt though

Payne sets up two chairs and places them so that there seats face it other, he picks up the prone LeTrav and knees him in the gut, doubling him over. Payne grabs LeTrav around the waist and hoists him into the air, Payne drives LeTrav straight through the chairs to the hard concrete floor

Jimmy: Oh my God! What a move!
Fat Tony: Told ya it would hurt

Payne reaches down and grabs the downed Letrav and grins to the crowd and points to his head and then flexes some muscles to them.

Jimmy: Payne is looking for that Powerbomb through the chairs once again, I think
Fat Tony: Good, this Payne really knows how to hurt a guy

Payne grabs two more chairs and places them so that there seats face it other, he stomps on Venny LeTrav to huge jeers from the crowd. Payne picks up LeTrav by the hair and then grabs him around the waist again, Payne picks LeTrav up into the air

Jimmy: LETRAV REVERSED IT!
Fat Tony: No!

LeTrav reverses the Powerbomb into a Sit Out Facebuster to a huge cheer, Payne's face go smashing through the steel chairs. Both men lay on the concrete floor, down and out

Jimmy: What a counter by letrav!!

Letrav getting to his feet and looking to the top of the ring and then looks to the crowd and then stomps on Payne a few times.

Terry: Smart move beat him while he is down!!
Jimmy: Excellent plan there by Letrav!!

Venny looks out at the audience, then back down at the grounded Payne. He points up at the ring and nods his head wildly, then dashes for the ladder. He scales it quickly, and stands on the edge, looking down at Payne. The crowd chants, ”Vennysault! Vennysault! Vennysault!”, but he shakes his head and takes three steps back, then runs forward and leaps upwards into a Shooting Star Press!! He lands hard on Payne, rolling off, clutching his ribs painfully.

Fat Tony: damn that was a dangerous move!!
Jimmy: payne could be finished now!!
Terry: this match is far from over!!

Payne rolls to his stomach kicking his feet against the concrete and struggles to his feet slowly as Letrav gets to his feet as well!!

Jimmy: What fortitude by both men!!
Terry: The match is still young. Take risks now not later i say!!

Venny and Payne are trading some tough blows outside the ring. Payne drops a hammer punch hard on Venny’s shoulder, but he gets up fast and swings hard at Payne’s face, knocking him back a couple steps. He then takes two steps back, then sprints forward and jumps, catching Payne with a Hangman’s Dropkick to the face.

Fat Tony: Wow Letrav keeping it alive here!!
Jimmy: yes most impressive Hangmans dropkick!!
Terry: This is getting good!!

Venny Letrav begins to climb back up the ladder into the ring as Payne gets up and drop kicks the bottom of the ladder sending Letrav to the floor as Payne begins stomping on him mercilessly and looks around grabbing a chair and begins slamming it down upon Letrav a few times and then looks around again.

Terry: Payne with the control now it seems!!
Jimmy: It seems to me this match has been back and forth!!
Fat Tony: Both men feeling the effects thus far!
Jimmy: Both men have put whatever it takes on the line!!

Christyan Payne reaches under the tarpsnear the ring and sets up a table and then drags Letrav out onto to it. Then he staggers towards the ladder and climbs up on it and then onto the ring looking down at Letrav.

Jimmy: Payne with a very high risk extreme move here!
Terry: if he misses this he could kill himself or worse!!
Fat Tony: Payne has all of this under control!!
Jimmy: Payne seems to be fooling to the crowd too long!!

Payne suddenly jumps off the ring and down onto an emty table where Letrav is sitting on the sifloor looking at the broken table remnants and Payne as he gets to his feet and begins stomping on Payne and looks at him and then gets to the ladder and climbs to the top and gets into the ring and collapses down upon the mat and just watches.

Jimmy: Payne is getting to his feet, But is doubled over extremely in pain.
Terry: He looks to be ready to climb to the top again!
Fat Tony: Yeah he is going to end this match!!

Venny and Christyan are trading blows on the edge of the ring. Suddenly Payne lunges forward with a forearm and as Venny’s head snaps back, he steps backwards off the ring and falls, but catches the edge and starts pulling himself back up. Christyan stomps hard on Venny’s only supporting hand and he falls, landing on his feet and shaking his hand out, swearing like a drunken sailor. Christyan heads for the ladder and starts climbing down when Venny storms over and shoves the ladder out from under him.

Jimmy: That was interesting folks!!
Terry: It just got more interesting!!
Fat Tony: The match can't end while they are on the floor!
Terry: How Observant he is!!
Jimmy: He doesn't miss much!!

Payne whips Venny hard into the barricade, causing him to nearly dive headfirst into a group of fans, who pat him on the back and start pushing him back towards Payne, shouting praise and encouragement. Payne reaches over and pulls Venny up by his hair, and as he does, Venny turns around and socks Payne right in the kisser, staggering him a bit. The Ragin Cajun locks Payne in a Suplex position, but takes time to punch him hard in the stomach to make the maneuver easier. Venny lifts Payne straight up, stalling a bit, then drops into a Cajun DDT! He gets up and walks back to the fans that caught him earlier and then points at Payne

Venny: And that’s how it’s done!

Payne grabs Letrav and drags him to the ladder and pushes him towards it as he climbs up the other ladder. Payne grabs the ladder and staggers over to it and then climbs slowly slumping on a few steps to the top as Venny Letrav does the same.

Jimmy: This has been an exciting match so far!!
Terry: Both men have given it their all.
Fat Tony: Yes yes finbally some real action is going to happen

Payne and LeTrav lock up and Payne quickly reverses it into a single arm ddt and the ring violently shakes as a loud crack is heard.

Jimmy: That ring won't take much of that!!
Terry: I ageree I believe it will not!!
Fat Tony: Come on end this match!!

Payne gets to his feet first and is caught by a spear to the midsection by LeTrav. As the ring pops and cracks loudly and begins to shake a bit as LeTravand Payne lock up again..

Jimmy: Both men break the hold simultaneously and begin pounding away on each other!!
Terry: The referee has suddenly decided to abandon the ring!!
Fat Tony: This does not look good!!

Suddenly the ring cracks and splinters as the middle suddenly releases and collpases under the weight of both men who stand directly in the center. Both men fall into a heap in its center as EMT's and ring officials run to check them both out to make sure they are ok and still breathing.

Terry: Both men are pushing medical personel away from themselves and both get to their feet and stare at one another.
Jimmy: This looks to be a display of sportsmanship!!
Fat Tony: How sickening!!

Payne looks at LeTrav in a angered look and shakes his head and then walks away as Letrav stands there watching him leave as he keeps the Medical crew at bay anmd away from him.

Fat Tony: yeah Payne is the man. I knew he couldn't be defeated!!
Jimmy: Well neither could Letrav!
Terry: Lets get rolling to our next match as soon as the clean up the ring!!

Camera fades to commercial break with high lights of the previous match..

Terry: Folks we already have some backstage action!!

Backstage Mighty Joe Keane is being violently assualted by Mac " Truck " Maloy and is seen dragging him onto the rampway and down to the ring as Truck yells a few things out at the crowd and then slams Mighty Joe down onto the ramp and kicks him hard a few times and slings him into the ring after he picks him up.

Jimmy: The match has already started folks!!
Terry: Maloy seems to want to eliminate a simple factor before this match starts!!

BONG!!! BONG!!!BONG!!!!

White pyros blast across the top of the ramp. Signalling the entrance of “Leviathan” Thomas Connor. As Hell’s Bell’s by AC/DC erupts throughout the arena.

BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!

I'm a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
I'm comin' on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die

At the top of the ramp, stands Leviathan with Miss Wise slightly behind him. Leviathan raises his arms in the air and walks slowly down the ramp to small cheers from the audience. Staring at the ring where his opponents are.

I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you

Leviathan stands at the steps and motions for Miss Wise to head to the back. He turns to the crowd and flexes his biceps to the crowd.

Hell's Bells
Yeah, Hell's Bells
You got me ringing Hell's Bells
My temperature's high, Hell's Bells

Suddenly from seemingly out of nowhere Mighty Joe Keane drop kicks Leviathan off the steps and into the barricade as Mighty Joe Keane turns he is met by a chair to the head by Macl Maloy and maloy takes the chair and slips out of the ring and throws it down and begins stomping the hell out of Joe Keane as Leviathan gets up seeing this grabs the chair and begins beating Joe Keane with it. As he motions for Mac Maloy to grab a chair and join him. Maloy lifts Joe Keane to his feet and suddenly. Conchairto

Jimmy:. Maloy and Leviathonn just crushed Mighty Joe Keanes skull.
Fat Tony: Eliminationg the one person that shouldn't be in the match!
Terry: Sound strategy for two men wanting to beat the living hell out of one another!!

Mighty Joe keane is down on the outside of the ring as officials seem to be checking on him as Leviathan and Maloy seem to be attacking each other severely. Maloy with a quick punch to Leviathans throat and grabs him sending him into the stairs as suddenly maloy charges and miLeviathan movwes and maloy flies right over the stairs right into the gaurd rail head first.

Jimmy: Both these men want to kill each other!!
Terry: They both blame each other for mistakes and down falls in the EWA!!
Fat Tony: This is just alot of fighting and it seems excellent!!

Leviathan reaches down and grabs the stunned Maloy and rolls him into the ring and follows quickly as he grabs Maloy and applies a full nelson lifting him up and delivers a full nelson suplex.

Fat Tony: Nice move by Leviathan!!
Terry: Impressive display of power there!!
Jimmy: Leviathan can be one of the more dominant wrestlers here in the WWA!!
Terry: That i can be assured of!!
Fat Tony: Damn right!!

Leviathan grabs truck maloy and slings him into the ropes and grabs him into a headlock and kicks outwards driving Maloy hard down into the mat with some sort of modified brainbuster and then gets up stomping on him and then drops a knee down onto maloys chest.

Jimmy: Leviathan with the control of this match!!
Terry: Leviathan seems to want this victory!!
Fat Tony: yeah he is going to demolish everyone in the ring!
Terry: Yeah since Joe Keane is out like a blown Christmas bulb it only leaves Maloy!!

Leviathan helps Maloy to his feet and sends him into the ropes followed by a belly to belly suplex sending Maloy hard to the mat and almost out of the ring. Leviathan gets up and flexes his muscles and then stalks over to Maloy. grabbing him and helps Maloy up who suddenly low blows leviathan and falls forward and struggles to get to his feet as Leviathan is laying on the mat clutching himself.

Jimmy: Maloy with a desperation move there!
Terry: Whatever works!!
Fat Tony: That worked withcharm!

Maloy grabs levithans leg and twists it and drops an elbow onto the knee portion and continues this three or for times and then spins and applies a simple leglock on Leviathan who struggles and then reaches a rope to only be kicked in the face by Maloy.

Fat Tony: These two want to maim each other!!
Terry: Seems obvious don't it!!
Jimmy: I'll say!!

Maloy continues to pummel Leviathan with a series of kicks and stomps as Joe Keane is barely stirring outside of the ring. Leviathan rolls out of the ring and gets to his feet and grabs Maloys legs and drags him out as he begins punching and chopping on Maloy and then runs maloy headfirst into the corner post.

Jimmy: leviathan with the upperhand once again!!
Fat Tony: Leviathan has done his homework here today!!
Terry: Leviathan may be much more than either Joe Keane or Mac Maloy can handle today!!
Jimmy: Mac Maloy has shown a slow progression today!
Terry: Both men eliminated Joe Keane early!!

Leviathan grabs Mac Maloy and rolls him back into the ring and slips in behind him and grabs maloy by the throat and begins choking him while standing straight up. Maloy suddenly kicks Leviathan in the groin area as Leviathan drops to one knee. Suddenly out of nowhere a chair and a drop kick through the chair from Joe keane who was thought out of it all together.

Jimmy: Joe Keane from nowhere!
Terry: Joe Keane wants to make sure he is in it till the end!!
Fat Tony: Looks like maloy may be out for good!!

Leviathan grabs Joe keane and slings him into the ropoes and delivers a devastating clothesline that almost takes off Joe keanes head and then grabs Joe keane lifting him up as Joe keane fires some very weak punches.

Terry: What has Leviathan got planned here??
Jimmy: Leviathan i think is going to go extremem here!!
Fat Tony: Oh no i can't watch!!

Leviathan grabs Joe keane and presses him above his head and turns running towards the ropes and launches Joe Keane into the gaurd rails surrounding the ring. Joe keane just les on the arena floor as Leviathan turns and grabs Mac Maloy and lifts him up raising him to his feet grinning evilly. Suddenly he grabs Maloy and delivers the Poseidon adventure upon maloy.

Jimmy: this could be it!!

1..
2..
3..
4..

Terry: Leviathan will make a big impact with a victory!!
5..
6..
7..
8..
9..

Leviathan suddenly reaches down and lifts Maloy up to break the count and deivers another Poseidon Adveture this time leaving the ref to count to ten..

Terry: thats it folks Leviathan is the winner!!
Jimmy: Impressive victory there!!
Fat Tony: exciting match it was!!

camera fades to commercial and comes back into focus backstage.. The camera focuses on a sleigh sitting near the entrance at the backstage area. The sleigh is surrounded by fake snow and kids of various ages are playing in it.

oh you better watch out,
you better not cry,
You better not shout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is comin' to town.

Red and green pyro shoots off from the entrance as a heavy metal version of "Santa Claus Is Comin'" sung by Disturbed plays over the PA. Santa Claus, or at least a thin guy with a fat suit on, comes out to a big pop. He does a few Hulk Hogan-ish poses and heads to the sleigh.

Fat Tony: Look, we got a special guest for tonight's show. Santa Claus himself is here.
Jimmy: Oh boy, I hope he brought something for me
Fat Tony: Well to be honest, "Santa" looks like our Talent Director Joe Stock to me.

Santa sits on top of his sleigh and waves at the crowd as the camera fades to commercial..

V/O: Yo.......
*KABOOM!*

The arena explodes with red and gold light as a heavy, thumping bass beat fills the Target Center and the arena falls to a dead silence, the full beat of quick-pace hip-hop filling the arena.

Everybody come on ....
If you're with it, come on ...
If you're ready, come on ...
If you want it, come on ...
Bring it on, come on ...
Come along, come on ...
S-T-Y and it's beyond ....
On, here we come like a scene in Genesis ....

From behind the stage come Simon Mackinaw and Tenn, dead serious looks on their faces ... the crowd immediately jeering their deeds on Fiesta just a couple of days previous.

Gary Trudeau: Coming to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 494 pounds from Miami, Florida .... Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaack TENN!!

Nicholas Adams is shown heading to the ring, wearing a red shirt, black jeans, and his usual skating shoes. He seems to be pissed, and for some odd reason, he's carrying a kendo stick with him. Suddenly, Wallace Coleman walks up and stops Nick. Wallace is holding a microphone, and Adams seems to be annoyed.

Adams: Wallace, at the moment, I'm kind of busy.
Coleman: Look, Nick, I know that you're pissed at Simon and Tenn, but are you sure that this is the best course of action?
Adams: This is a falls count anywhere match. Anything goes. And therefore, I believe that I am allowed to fight Tenn with whatever I want.

Nick raises the kendo stick up to display this fact.

Coleman: Look, Nick. Think about this again. Do you want to prove that you are the best man on Fiesta?
Adams: Yeah, Wallace...but I'd rather win tonight.
Coleman: Well, then, prove it without using weapons.

Adams steps back, surprised by Coleman's statement.

Adams: What? Wallace, you have to be crazy.
Coleman: Trust me, I think you can handle the two of them just fine.
Adams: Whatever, Wallace. Just hold on to this while I fight.

Nick hands Wallace the weapon, and then walks off as Coleman holds the weapon and shakes his head.

"Forever" by Kid Rock starts to cue up on the speakers. The guitar intro is playing over the PA system, and a video of a man leaning against a wall holding some sunglasses is on the JumboTron. The fans cheer for their hero from Seattle. Adams walks on to the ramp with his head down. It's sort of solemn, except for the guitar chords being played. Nick is wearing what he had on backstage: red shirt, black pants, and skater shoes. He waits in the same position as the intro keeps playing. Meanwhile, back lighting makes Adams seem darker than usual.

Fat Tony: What a loser! I can't believe he actually made it!
Jimmy: Shut up, Valentino. Who do you think you are?
Fat Tony: I'm better than he'll ever be!
Jimmy: Yeah, sure...could you ever take on two men at once?
Fat Tony: Well...
Jimmy: Thought not.

Suddenly, the shadowed man in the entrance lifts up his sunglasses and throws them out to the crowd as radiant white light bursts out from around the glasses.

OOOH, I'M BACK!

Just after the word "Back" is said by Kid Rock, the glasses on screen shatter, and the words "Nicholas Adams" are shown on the screen, followed by a few cutscenes from his matches with Fantasma, Dave Harley, Shane Dorian, and the large competitions that he was in. Also, at the same time that "Back" is said, the ramp explodes with white fountain pyros and Nick looks up, jumps high, and raises his right arm all as the pyros go off. The fans get even wilder as Nick walks down the ramp, giving high fives as the lyrics continue.

Gary Trudeau: Ladies and gentlemen, now coming to the ring, weighing in a 220 pounds, from Seattle, Washington, NICHOLAS ADAMS!

The crowd continues cheering as Adams runs around the ring giving quick high-fives, then slides in a couple beats before the chorus hits, he climbs up to one turnbuckle.

I make punk rock!

Adams points to his right, and the fans go crazy.

And I mix it with the hip hop!

Adams points to his left, and those fans go wild as well, and then, very quickly, he turns around, but is still standing on the turnbuckle.

I get you higher then a tree top!

He points to his right, and the fans in that section go crazy.

You wanna roll with the Kid Rock!

He points to his left, and those attendees cheer loudly. Nick then gets down and lets the chorus finish off with him jumping really high on the huge beats at the end of each line.

I make southern rock!
And I mix it with the hip-hop!
I got money like Fort Knox!
I'll forever been the Kid Rock!
Forever!

With that, the music fades out and Adams goes over to the corner nearest the announcer's table and waits for Mack Tenn.

Jimmy: Well, looks like Adams is keeping back for preparation.
Fat Tony: I still say he sucks.
Jimmy: Whatever.

Adams looks at Mackinaw and Tenn with sheer outrage. Mackinaw and Tenn start to run at Nick. Adams jumps up and back, and springboards off the second rope. He flies up, swings his legs around, and hits Tenn right in the head, smacking the big man to the mat!

Jimmy: A nice springboard flying wheel kick by Adams!
Fat Tony: I don't recall seeing him do that before!
Jimmy: You've only seen him fight twice!

Nick gets up, turns Simon around, and delivers a front snap kick right into Mackinaw's chest. Adams then gives Simon a quick snap suplex, sending Mackinaw to the mat.

Jimmy: Adams, getting the early advantage!
Fat Tony: I hate him with a passion already.

The crowd cheers as Nick gets up and looks at Simon Mackinaw and Tenn with a smile, then crosses his arms.

Jimmy: Adamas getting testy from the beginning already!!
Fat Tony: He really is cocky isn't he!!
Terry: Confidence is never in short supply!!

Mackinaw grabs at Adams who quickly delivers a spinning hip toss sending Mackinaw rolling outside the ring as Tenn gets up and heads to the outside the ring to speak with his partner.

Jimmy: Whats this seems to be a bit of strategy going on here!!
Terry: We'll see im sure someone has something up there sleeve!!

All three men are at ringside. Adams looks at Tenn and Mackinaw, who are regrouping from Nick's latest attack.

Crowd: ADAMS! ADAMS! ADAMS!

Nick waits for Mackinaw to get to a knee then slaps his right leg. The big man hears the cheers of the audience, looks up to where Adams is, and is met by Nick's boot sole straight into his face.

Fat Tony: Hey! That's cheating!
Jimmy: No it isn't! It's falls count anywhere, and anything goes!
Fat Tony: This is not a hardcore match!
Jimmy: Close enough, Valentino.

Adams lifts Mackinaw up, and the crowd cheers as Simon falls back down to the ground. Adams shakes his head, lifts Mackinaw up yet again, and gives him a snake eyes drop right onto the barrier!

Jimmy: Ouch!
Fat Tony: But Tenn is getting up behind Adams...oh, joy!

Adams turns back around and gives Tenn a quick DDT, smacking him into the mat.

Jimmy: Adams, striking out at Mack Tenn with unbridled fury!
Fat Tony: He should lighten up!
Crowd: ADAMS! ADAMS! ADAMS!

Adams grabs Tenn and rolls him into the ring and quickly applies and armbar and wraps his leg around the backside of Tenns neck and leans back severely twisting the arm and back.

Jimmy: Sound strategy so far by Adams!!
Fat Tony: yes but he is one man against two here!!
Terry: Even one man can win against two!!

Suddenly Mackinaw rolls into the ring behind Adams and grabs Adams by the hair and slams his head against the mat and begins punching him in the face with a series of fists and then lifts him up as Tenn joins him and delivers a double standing suplex and then Tenn lifts him up sending Adams into the ropes followed by a double clothesline.

Terry: See Mack tenn came in with a game plan as well!!
Fat Tony: they both knew exactly what was going to happen!!
Jimmy: I don't think it was merely planned!!

Tenn grabs Adams and lifts him up sending him into the ropes as he ducks down and back body drops Adams onto the mat and turns and offers Adams to Mackinaw!!

Terry: they aren't even bothering tagging in and out and the ref is seeing this!!
Jimmy: I think it was a stipulation that two against one was going to be its way!!
Fat Tony: Finally someone crushes Nicholas Adams!!

Mackinaw grabs Adams and throws him out of the ring and makes his way up the rampway and stops as Tenn follows slowly.

Jimmy: What do they have planned here??
Terry: Nobody knows with these two!!
Fat Tony: yeah yeah yeah!!

Suddenly Adams begins fighting back furiously and severely as he kicks Mackinaw and punches Tenn and they suddenly begin to get into a brawl as Adams is fighting both men with no signs of slowing down..

Terry: thats it all three men in a brawl now!!
Jimmy: What better way to have a Seasons Beatins show!!

Adams and Tenn are abusing each other. Tenn continuously tries to get a hold of Adams, but Adams comes in with flurries of kicks to Tenn's abdomen. The crowd is cheering. The camera then zooms out and shows that Mackinaw is looking under the ring, and finally finds a chair. Nick is now wailing on Tenn with rage, but when Mackinaw raises the chair so that the announcers can see it...

Fat Tony: Yes! An equalizer!
Jimmy: What are you talking about? Mackinaw has the chair!
Fat Tony: Precisely...Adams is beating them down!
Jimmy: So you finally think he's good?
Fat Tony: Hell no!

Adams winds up, and then smacks the kneeled Tenn with a huge roundhouse kick to the head.

Crowd: ADAMS! ADAMS! ADAMS!
Jimmy: Dammit! Mackinaw is coming up to Nick from behind!
Fat Tony: Hell yes!

Indeed, Simon started to run at Adams right after Tenn went down on the steel. As Adams stands fully up, Simon winds up and smacks Nick in the back with the chair!

CRACK!

Nick grabs his back in pain and stumbles forward, and then falls face first onto the ramp's steel plating.

Fat Tony: Hell yes! Mack Tenn has the upper hand!
Jimmy: Dammit! The rules can't stop him from doing it, either

Adams is getting a beat down on the ramp from Mack Tenn. He's just taking the blows and staying limp. Apparently, he's been beaten in to unconsciousness. The crowd is booing Mackinaw and Tenn wildly, while the tag team is lifting Adams up together. Mackinaw keeps his hands on Adams, steadying the near-defeated fighter. He suddenly gives an Irish Whip to Nick, trying to send him through the curtain. But Adams suddenly stops and whips Mackinaw into the JumoTron's support pylons.

Fat Tony: Dammit! Adams was supposed to give up!
Jimmy: No he wasn't!
Fat Tony: Well, he should have by now!

Nick turns around, sees Tenn charging in, and dodges out of the big man's way. This causes Tenn to slam right into his partner, ramming them both into the support pylons.

Jimmy: Rookie mistake by Tenn right there!
Fat Tony: Damn...this is so stupid! Mack Tenn should have won by now!

Mackinaw slumps to the ground as Tenn turns towards Adams. Nick grabs Tenn by the head, turns around, and jumps out, slamming Tenn to the ramp, and also putting his back at risk.

CLUNK!

Jimmy: Looks like Adams wants to keep it near the ring!
Fat Tony: What a wuss! What's he afraid of, concrete walls?

Adams holds his back as he gets up, as he is feeling the impact from the chair shot. He gets up slowly and lifts up Simon Mackinaw. He then slings the smaller man over his shoulder and walks quickly to the ring. Nick rolls Simon into the ring, and slides in quickly afterwards.

Jimmy: Looks like Adams doesn't want to take advantage of the "Falls Count Anywhere" stipulation!
Fat Tony: What an idiot! He used the idea at the Birthday Bash!
Jimmy: I think he just wants to prove a point!

Adams raises his arms in celebration.

Crowd: ADAMS! ADAMS! ADAMS!

Nicholas Adams lifts Simon Mackinaw off the mat, and then sees Tenn rushing to the ring. Adams grabs Simon for a reverse fallaway slam, but instead throws Simon out onto Tenn, making Mackinaw inadvertently hit Tenn with a flying crossbody. Both men crash to the ground.

Fat Tony: Why is he doing that?
Jimmy: He’s being smart!
Fat Tony: What do you mean?

Adams goes to the turnbuckle and climbs up it. The crowd goes wild as Adams stands upright on the top rope, and the crowd goes wild!

Fat Tony: You have to be kidding!
Jimmy: YES! He’s gonna jump!

Adams double-checks to see that both Mackinaw and Tenn are down. He then jumps off of the top rope, flying right towards Simon Mackinaw and Tenn!

Jimmy: HELL YEAH!

Adams does not one, but two front flips before slamming down on Simon’s chest with a 720 Splash which also affects Tenn. Adams grabs Simon’s leg, and the ref makes the count.

1…!
2…!

KICKOUT!

Jimmy: So close to winning it!
Fat Tony: But not quite!

Tenn slowly slips into the ring behind Adams and delivers a reverse ddt on Adams and then quickly gets to his feet and stomps down on Adams and grabs him by the throat choking him as he is giving Mackinaw time to get to his feet.

Jimmy: Excellent delay tactic there by Tenn!!
Terry: Giving his partner a chance to recover!!
Fat Tony: Thats smart wrestling!!
Jimmy: Shut up Tony!!

tenn sends Adams flying outside of the ring and quickly follows as Mackinaw falls back onto the mat trying to catch his breath and get some energy back as Tenns grabs Adams and slings him into the gaurd rails and then begins kicking and stomping him again and then lifts him up getting ready to send him into the corner post as suddenly Adams reverses it and sends Tenn into the corner post and quickly follows it up with a drop kick to Tenn and then rolls back into the ring looking at mackinaw as he begins stomping him a few times..

Jimmy: Adams is keeping this match under his control completely!!
Fat Tony: Dammit Mack Tenn get it together!!
Terry: Going to lose any money Fat boy??
Fat Tony: Shut up!!

Nicholas Adams looks at the downed Mackinaw. Tenn has finally come to his senses, and rushes into the ring. Adams looks right at the large man, runs at him, jumps up, does a one-eighty spin, and slams the sole of his boot yet again into Tenn's face!

Jimmy: Oh my god! Adams just hit a running jump back kick!
Fat Tony: Dammit! I can't believe that Adams is winning!
Jimmy: Sure looks like it, doesn't it?

Adams then turns back to Mackinaw, who has raised to his feet. Simon goes for a punch at Adams, but Nick ducks it and grabs Mackinaw by the throat!

Jimmy: Yes! Yes!
Fat Tony: NO! NO!
Crowd: ADAMS! ADAMS! ADAMS!

Adams lifts Mackinaw up above his head, signaling for his version of a choke slam.

Jimmy: Yes! Adams is going for the Contract Breaker!
Fat Tony: DAMMIT!

Adams then slams Simon down to the mat with a lot of force.

BOOM!

The ring shakes with the impact and the crowd cheers loudly. Adams then realizes that Mackinaw is at the exact center of the ring. He raises his hand, signaling for the Rainfall.

Jimmy: Yes! Rainfall!
Fat Tony: Why can't he lose?

Adams runs at the ropes, jump up, drop kicks the top rope, flips over, and lands on top of Simon Mackinaw.

Crowd: ADAMS! ADAMS! ADAMS!

The referee drops to the mat and starts the count.

1...!


Fat Tony: This can't be!

2...!


Jimmy: Lost another bet, huh, Tony?

3!

Fat Tony: NO! TWO-HUNDRED DOLLARS DOWN THE DRAIN!

DING! DING! DING!

Nick stands up as "Forever" by Kid Rock starts to play. Adams raises his hands in victory, then climbs the turnbuckle nearest the announcers and raises his hands. The crowd cheers loudly.

Gary Trudeau: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match...Nicholas Adams!

Nick suddenly jumps down and grabs the microphone away from Trudeau and the music stops.

Jimmy: Looks like Adams still has something to say!
Adams: Simon, Tenn...take this as a lesson to NEVER mess with my business!

The crowd cheers as "Forever" plays yet again on the PA, and Adams walks up the ramp without anything remarkable, then disappears backstage. As Mack Tenn stand in the ring in shock as they were defeated in a match they were favored to win. As Fat Tony is seen sitting at the announcers table with his head in his hands. The camera fades to commercial.

The camera focuses back in on the Santa Claus giving gifts to WWA wrestlers..

Santa: here ya go Ian be a proud man and wear this Beany as a gift from Santa!!

Ian Tense gets irrate with santa Claus and walks away as Chrystain payne walks up looking very beat up..

Santa: Here Chrystian we bot know that The Horsemen are no more so i have brought you a new mask! Merry Chritmas!!
Payne: What the!?!?

Santa is seen giving Payne a paper bag with the eyeballs cut out of it as Santa is doing his Ho Ho Ho routine as Chrystian Payne walks off angrily! Suddenly the camera flashes back to ringside.

Jimmy: Seems to me Santa isn't making too many friends today!!
Terry: he is Santa Claus he is a Legend!!
Fat Tony: A cheapskate if you ask me!!

Jimmy and Terry suddenly chuckle as Tony holds a half eaten twinkie..

Jimmy: Guess Santa was hungry!!

Backstage, Wallace Coleman stands, microphone in hand, in front of a WWA Logo. Beside him is what appears to be Santa Claus! A man in a red suit, white beard and bag full of goodies over his shoulder stands next to Wallace. However this is no ordinary Santa as he is wearing the WWA Rookie Title.

Wallace: What a show we have had so far! With me now, I have the reigning WWA Rookie Champion, Mal “The Chairman” Somers who is certainly getting into the Christmas Spirit tonight! Now, Mal, tonight you are up against one of the top superstars of the WWA in a special “Chair - Man” match. What are your thoughts?
Somers: To be honest, Coleman…I’m thinking of tucking into a big turkey or a nice piece of pork…with apple sauce! Yum! But before that, I’ve got another turkey…another pig, to face in the ring tonight. Wes Sanders, one of the major players in the WWA.

feigns excitement

Somers: Wow! What an opportunity! This guy is like the Steve Blackman of the WWA! And I don’t mean that in a good way, either. Anyhoo…I suppose this is an opportunity for me to show the higher ups that I can mix it with the veterans. And what a match to do so in…a match so DEADLY…so EXCITING…so THRILLING…they named it after me. A Chair-man match. A ring full of chairs, anything goes. What more could you want?

holds bag up to camera

Somers: Well...maybe one more thing. Heh Heh. Seasons Beatings Wes! See you in the ring!

The camera returns to ringside spanning out over the Thousands of fans..

The Jumbotron flickers to life with a burst of static and all of a sudden the image of a green wreath with a red bow appears on screen. Suddenly, from behind it, a silver colored chair swings across the large screen, from left to right and back again before centering in the middle of the screen. It begins to spin around and around, moving closer until…

BOOM!

The pyro goes off in time with the opening chords of “You’re Not The Boss of Me” by They Might Be Giants. The noise of the crowd turns into a steady chorus of boos. The words “WWA Rookie Champion - Mal “The Chairman” Somers” appear on the screen with images of Somers hitting people such as Mac Maloy, Dave Harley and finally Thomas “Leviathan” Connors with his steel chair streaming behind the text.

From behind the curtain appears the Mal “The Chair Man” Somers. He is dressed in his black wrestling boots, but tonight he is also wearing a red suit and Santa hat to the ring, and even a fake white beard. In one hand he is carrying a very large red bag, and around his waist is the WWA Rookie Title.

Somers saunters down the aisle, basically ignoring the crowd. He stops every now and then to look behind him until he reaches the ring. He places his bag against the steel steps, climbs them, and vaults over the top rope. He hands his Title to the referee and looking around the ring at all the chairs, awaits his opponent.

Gary Trudeau: First from Salt Lake City Utah...
You think you can beat me..
You think you can see me..
You want to try me..
You gonna have to kill me..
Gary Trudeau: Weighing in at two hundred sixteen pounds....

Their is a pause of blackness is over the arena as the fans scream around the ring.

You must Die I alone am best!!

Gary Trudeau: The Rage, Wessssssss Sanderrrrs!

Wes comes out of the backstage area with the blue and white strobe lighting in full effect to a good reception he walks calmly down the ring entrance slapping the hands of the fans and even shaking one or two of the outstreched hands. He then slides into the ring and tests the ropes for a moment holding his hands up high in the air before doing a few limbering up kicks and stretches, the crowd are alredy starting up a “Wes, Wes” chant as he waits for Somers to To start the show or even motivate. Suddenly Somers and Sanders wrap up and Sanders reverses it into a quick arm drag take down locking in a wrist lock on Wes Sanders!!

Jimmy: Very smart move wear down the opponent and get things rolling in the ring!!
Fat Tony: Bah he is useless!!
Terry: So wasn't your half eaten twinkie!!
Fat Tony: Shut up!!

Somers breaks the hold and gets to his feet Shortarm clothesline by Somers. Quickly the fake beard comes off, but Somers wraps it around Sanders neck and begins choking him. Somers stands up, and runs across the ring, trailing Sanders behind him. Somers vaults over the top rope and to the floor, choking Sanders neck across the top rope before he flies back first onto the mat with a thud.

Jimmy: Excellent counter by Somers!!
Terry: yes seems to have things well thought out!!

Somers begins throwing chairs up into the ring and slides a few in before he slips into the ring as Wes Sanders is there and meets him by slamming a chair onto Somers back which causes Somers to get caught up in the ropes and rolls over to only be met by a leg drop from Wes Sanders..

Terry: took to long the match is still young!!
Fat Tony: Sanders took advantage of a rookie mistake!!
Jimmy: Thats what makes the difference between veterans and rookies!!

Sanders helps Somers up and sends him into the ropes and quickly turns and delivers a drop toe hold take down causing Somers to go slamming face first into the chairs strewn around in the ring as he comes up holding his chin which is busted open and bleeding..

Jimmy: First blood goes to sanders!! FatTony: plenty more blood to come!!
Terry: Unfortunately im inclined to agree!!

Sanders helps Somers up and begins by grabbing the back of Somers head kneeing him to the sides in kickboxings best fashions and the stops and elbows Somers right in the chin. Where suddenly Somers staggers back wards and then notices Sanders standing on a chair and Somers drop kicks Sanders shin causing the chair to slip violently sending sanders head face first into a chair on the mat. sanders rolls over clutching his face as blood seems to be flowing from his forehead.

Fat Tony: More blood gotta love it!!
Terry:The fans seem to love it!!
Jimmy: Yes they do!!

Somers helps Sanders to his feet. Somers whips Wes into the ropes and runs after him, as Wes hits the ropes Somers follows though with a clothesline sending the two to the outside. Wes is first to get up, grabbing Somers by the hair. He sets Somers up for a Russian legsweep which Somers reverses and hits on a nearby chair. Somers kips up, gestures to the crowd, and drops a knee into the back of Wes’s right leg.

Jimmy: Somers taking this to the outside it seems!!
Fat Tony: Now the fun begins!!
Terry: Will definately get interesting from here on out

Outside the ring both wrestlers pick up two chairs. The pair trade blows with the chairs as they walk up the ramp. Somers manages to knock the chair out of Sanders hands and connects across the front of his face. Somers sets his chair up, then powerbombs Sanders onto the chair. He picks Sanders up and does it again! He picks Sanders up and hits a Tiger Driver from the ramp to the concrete below.

Fat Tony: yeah looks like sanders is going to be crushed in this match!!
Jimmy: It isn't over yet!!
Terry: Ive seen Sanders recover from worse!!

Somers suddenly leaps from the side and attempts to drop an elbow on Sanders as Sanders suddenly moves to one side as Somers reels in agoiny from the elbow hitting the concrete with such force. Sanders grabs Somers by the hair and drags him to the ring and slings him inside the ring.

Jimmy: sanders back with the advatage here folks!!
Terry: This will make or break Somers in this match!!
Fat Tony: Oh no oes anyone have any Money i can Borrow!!

Jimmy and Terry look at Fat Tony as they look back to the action in the ring as Sanders is severely stomping on Somers elbow and then grabs Somers arm and locks in an Elbow lock wrenching on it almost causing it to hyperextend.

Terry: Somers screaming in pain!!
Jimmy: this will not go on much longer if Sanders passes out!
Fat Tony: damn it get some guts!!

Wes sanders releases the hold and then pushes Somers into the corner. Wes places Somers in a tree of Woe poistion over the other side of the ring and runs to the opposite side tapping his foot , Wes then speeds in crumpling Somers with a huge baseball slide to the face.

Jimmy: sanders taking official control of this match this evening!!
Fat Tony: I think someone wants the victory at all costs!!
Terry: After Ian tense i believe Sanders has a goal here!!

Sanders picks Somers up off the mat and goes to belly to belly suplex Somers. Somers hooks the leg and scores one of his own, sending Wes over the top rope to the outside. Somers scales the ropes, chair in hand, and making a “crazy” motion with his finger hits a sweet 450 splash onto the fallen Sanders.

Jimmy: Oh my god that was ruthless!!
Terry: I think it was desperation by Somers!!
Fat Tony: Who cares it worked!!

On the outside, Somers lays a couple of chairs across the announcers table, and then places Sanders over the top of them. Somers hops off the table and onto the apron, then to the top rope. He then moonsaults from the top onto the empty chairs as Sanders rolls out of the way and Somers lies motionless groaning in agony.

Terry: hey they destroyed our announcer table!!
Jimmy: We should have known this was going to happen!!
Fat Tony: Both men are giving it their all!!
Terry: Im very impressed with Somers guile and Sanders heart here in this match!!
Jimmy: Both are really busting their backsides as well!!

Wes climbs the ropes tapping on his fist goes for a fist drop but Sanders moves and Wes’s fist is really reeling. Somers sees this and takes advatage of this by grabbing Wes Sanders arm and attempts to sling him into the corner post where Sanders quickly reverses it sending Somers flying into the corner post up and over the stairs into a pile of chairs. Sanders quickly scoops up a chair and runs over clocking Somers a few times with the chair and throws the chair down grabbing Somers and slings him back into the ring.

Jimmy: Veterans ring presence is giving Sanders an edge!!
Fat Tony: Somers is tiring out here!!
Terry: He should have been better prepared!!

Wes whips Somers into the ropes Somers goes for a Hurricarrana but Wes holds onto Somers and does a modified Powerbomb DDT. As Somers rolls onto his stomach reaching back with his right hand clutching his back Sanders gets up and stomps on Somers middle back.

Terry: excellent move by sanders once again taking advatage of weakness!!
Jimmy: that has been the key all night!!

Sanders helps Somers up who is quite groggy at the moment and stops seeming to measure him up and goes to deliver a round house as Somers ducks and delivers a straight upwards kick into the family jewels of Wes sanders effectively dropping Sanders to the mat.

Terry: Thats one way to kill momentum!!
Jimmy: Almost agressively kill momentum!!
Fat Tony: Its just an excellent counter move!!
Terry: Maybe of desperation!!

On the inside, Somers sets two chairs side by side with another lying across the top. He chops Sanders a couple of times and then drags him into the corner. He lifts Sanders onto the second rope and then stands in front of him.. To the top rope they go. Superfrankensteiner, sending Sanders through the chairs!

Jimmy: Somers going for it all here hoping he can win it!
Terry: Somers with the cover
Fat Tony: 1....2...NO Sanders barely kicks out!!
Jimmy: Still some life in Sanders!!

Frusterated Somers Stands up lookin around the ring. Somers rolls out of the ring and grabs Sanders right leg. Holding his leg back, he turns and talks trash to the crowd before ramming the leg into the ringpost. He then grabs a nearby chair and smashes it repeatedly into Sanders’ leg.

Jimmy: Sanders may not walk away from this match without help!!
Terry: If he walks at all!!
Fat Tony: I hope the bum is crippled!!

Sanders pulls himself into the ring as Somers walks around the ring Jawing with fans and then rolls into the ring only to be met by Sanders who delivers a diving forearm onto Somers. Sanders stands up limps around the ring testing the weight on his leg and then walks to Somers and stomps on him a few times.

Jimmy: Somers was bragging to much to the fans there!!
Terry: It will cost you everytime!!

Sanders lays Somers through the second and third ropes and clims to the top. Guillotine legdrop across the back of the neck of Somers! Sanders, still on the outside apron, grabs Somers by the hair leads him to the corner buckles and rams his head into them 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9… Somers staggers backwards and lands in the centre of the ring. Sanders scales the ropes, elbowdrop, cover 1,2…kickout

Fat Tony: Near fall by Sanders!!
Jimmy: This match looks to be in its last parts!!
Terry: You can never now with this type of match!!

Somers gets to his feet as Sanders mule kicks Somers who staggers back into the ropes, Spinning DDT puts Somers down.. Sanders helps Somers up and whips him into the corner BANG. Somers stays up and grabs a chair, Sanders walks over and goes for the superkick, Somers holds up the chair, the chair hits Somers face, sending Somers over the top rope to the floor!

Jimmy: Sanders has recaptured the control of the match!
Terry: Yes but Somers is fighting hard in this one!!
Fat Tony: Come on i can'tlose any more money tonight!!
Jimmy: You have got a problem you know that!!
Terry: yeah choosing perenial losers!!

Sanders quickly follows Somers outside the ring and grabs a chair and then as Somers gets up slowly near the ring post he charges swinging the chair and misses as Somers falls face first onto the mat at the last minute and Sanders hits the ringpost with alot of force causing him to drop the chair and begin shaking his hands ferverishly as they hurt from the impact as Somers gets to his feet and grabs a chair and clocks Sanders with it.

Terry: Somers back on the scene it seems!!
Jimmy: Somers is looking for something!!
Fat Tony: He has found it..Its his Santa bag!!

On the outside, Somers throws Sanders a chair and dropkicks it into his face. Somers reaches over to his red santa bag and pulls out his custom silver coloured chair, this time wrapped in barbed wire. He holds it up high as the crowd boos. As Sanders struggles up, Somers runs to him and whacks him across the skull with the chair. Then whacks him repeatedly.

Fat Tony: Merry Christmas Sanders!!
Terry: Oh that was a terrible pun Fat boy!!
Jimmy: Somers is rolling Sanders into the ring!!

In the ring Somers slings Sanders into the ropes and ducks down as Sanders does a sunset flip going to try and pin Somers as Somers continues the roll and grabs the second rope as the ref drops down and counts..

1...


Terry: this isn't right..But i like it!

2...
Jimmy: This is blatantly wrong and you both know it!!

3...
Fat Tony: And your winner is Mal Somers the CHAIRMAN!!!
Terry: Somers quickly averted disaster there!!
Jimmy: Sanders was the person who should have one. That was blatant cheating!

Somers will get the ref to raise his arm in victory and then will climb the corner ropes to soak in the boos of the crowd. As Sanders is yelling at the ref and pointing at the second rope. Suddenly the camera fades to the Steel Cage above the ring which is being lowered and then cuts to commercial break..

The words “EXTREME MACHINE” appear on the WWATron. The lights flicker and die as “Superstar II” by Saliva kicks in.

Been floating around up here on Cloud 11.
I did my best to make it to 27.
Open up my eyes and I can see the glory.
Now I'm alive and I'm gonna tell the story.

The stage explodes with pyro. As the smoke clears we see Dave Harley stood wearing his ”Too Hot For Monday Night” T-Shirt.

Now I'm a superstar in the making.
I ain't f*cking around and there ain't no mistaking.
I never ask for something worth the taking.
Cause I'm a superstar, baby.

he makes his way down to the ring to a chorus of boos from the WWA fans. He soaks up their contempt and taunts a few ringside fans.

As he reaches the ring, he jumps up onto the apron he looks back at the WWATron, admiring the reel of highlights being played before climbing up onto the turnbuckle.

Now I'm a superstar in the making.
I ain't fucking around and there ain't no mistaking
I never ask for something worth the taking.
Cause I'm a superstar, baby.

He takes off his sunglasses and looks out into the booing crowd. He has a look of intensity on his face. He jumps back into the ring and prepares himself.

Gary Trudeau: Entering the Cage at this moment is the Extreme Machine Dave Harley!!

Dave Harley walks around the cage shaking its sides a few times looking to the fans and jawwing with them a bit!

Suddenly all the lights go out for a brief second and when they come back on the arena is flooded with dark crimson light. A couple of spotlights sweep the audience quickly, back and forth. Above the entranceway pyro goes off sending a continuous waterfall of yellow sparks falling down around the jumbotron. Then an image of a coin appears on the jumbotron, it flies upwards through the air in slow motion as if tossed by someone. We can hear the slow rush of air as the coin turns over and over. Then when the coin has reached the top of its flight writing appears on the jumbotron.

Fortune's Favoured
Fortune's Fool

The coin falls to the floor and we hear the metallic ring as it makes contact, and lands on its edge. The metallic ringing goes on for a second then fades away. Suddenly pyro explodes like a bomb from the entranceway, and "Staring at the Sun" by The Offspring blares out across the arena.

Maybe life is like a ride on a freeway
Dodging bullets while you're trying to find your way
Everyone's around, but no one does a damn thing
It brings me down, but I won't let them
Jimmy: Speaking of talent!
Gary Trudeau: "Ladies and Gentlemen! Making his way to the ring, hailing from London, England! Standing at five foot six and weighing in at one hundred and fifty eight! He is Chaaaaaaaaaaaaance!!!"

As he says it Chance runs out from the smoke left by the pyro and stops at the top of the ramp. He is grinning from ear to ear as he raises his arms to salute the fans, the silver coin that he has never been seen without held high in his right hand. He's wearing his custom made Hockey Jersey patterned with playing cards and he turns around with his arms held up to allow the fans to read that it says "Fortune's Favoured" on the back.

If I seem bleak
Well you'd be correct
And if I don't speak
It's cause I can't disconnect
But I won't be burned by the reflection
Of the fire in your eyes
As you're staring at the sun

Chance slaps hands with the fans as he makes his way down the ramp, making sure to keep the coin away from them

Jimmy: Both men are in the ring and circling one another!!
Terry: The door is locked!!
Fat Tony: The only way out is over the top!!
Jimmy: Look at all the items in the ring!!
Terry: Looks like a flee market for extreme icons!!
Fat Tony: Here we go!!

Both me lock up as Harley takes quick advantage over Chance as he kicks him in the midsection sending him to the ropes and delivers a quick dropkick. Harley leans over and yells something at Chance and then grabs a hockey stick and begins hitting Chance with it as Chance reels from the blows and slowly gets to his feet grabbing a Godzilla toy and slams Harley in the stomach after Harley misses a swing with the Hockey stick.

Jimmy: Wow Harley was suddenly stopped short with that hit!
Terry: What else can ya say the man has issues!!
Fat Tony: I think he hates hockey!!
Jimmy: Who Chance??

Chance charges Harley and hits him square in the head with the Godzilla toy and slings it to the cage with a loud clang. Chance looks aropund the ring and grabs a glass window and looks at Harley and swings it.

CRASH

The glass shatters and breaks into a thousand pieces and ends up cutting Harley in several spots with small gashes that begin to bleed.

Terry: The ring looks like one of those swap meets!!
Jimmy: except its for WWA wrestlers only!!
Fat Tony: Whats a swap meet??
Terry: Its like a buffet, Except you aren't there eating round boy!!

Chance grabs Harley and lifts him up and slings him to the ropes and bends over to do a back body drop as Harley slides up under him and chops him in the throat. and gets to his feet quickly to throw him into the side of the cage. then looks to the ring of goodies and grabs a chair and clocks Chance right on the back looking at the cage around the ring and shakes his head. Then goes back to Chance measuring him up it seems.

Fat Tony: Harley seems to be measuring up Chance for a series of moves!!
Terry: It seems there was already a series of moves transferred!!
Jimmy: Traded would be more appropriate a term guys!!
Terry: Yeah well theres more action in the ring!!

Chance drops to the mat as Harley swings the chair and hits the side of the cage and drops the chair as Harley shakes his hands Chance dives from the side of the ring spearing Harley to the mat and quickly reaches down and grabs a piece of lead pipe and begins punneling Harley with it and turns raising the pipe in mock victory and then throws it down next to Harley.

Jimmy: Chance needs to capitlaize right now!!
Fat Tony: No way give Harley a chance to recover!
Terry: The only reason your saying that is because you have a bet riding on this match!!
Fat Tony: Hey somethings gotta pay for Christmas!!
Jimmy: Oh brother you are cheap!!

Chance grabs Harley and helps him to his feet to only be met with a low blow from Harley who grabs Chances legs and pulls them out from under him and begins punching Chance in the face and then grabs a barbie doll and begins attempting to stuff it into Chances mouth.

Fat Tony: Hey would that be a new WWA Barbie??
Terry: nah i think its called ringside Barbie!!
Jimmy: Perhaps Valet Barbie!!
Terry: No i really think its im a blond bimbo with to many smiles Barbie!!

All three begin to laugh as Harley seems to have failed and turns and grabs the spiderman webshooters and blasts Chance in the face covering him with confetti and party strings.

Jimmy: i think we have a new super villain!!
Fat Tony: Joe Keane has competition!!
Terry: What ever happened to The Villain??
Jimmy: Don't know think he is wrestling over seas somewhere now!!

Chance rolls on his stomach and coincidently onto a paintball gun and continue to roll over as Harley steps forward to only be shot in the nads by the paintball gun as Chance continues to shoot him in various spots point blank covering him with paintball splats.

Jimmy: Now that hurts!!
Terry: Anybody who has ever played paintball knows its called a marker since it isn't really a gun!!
Fat Tony: yeah compressed air!!
Jimmy: Either way its still very painful without proper padding!

Chance drops the paintball gun and gets to his feet to only be met by an uppercut and then a swift kick to his own nads as Harley goes tot he edge of the cage dragging a chair with him and he climbs to the top of the cage in the corner and dives from the top down onto Chance with the chair below him. The impact causes the ring and cage to shake violently as Chance rolls around in pain as does Harley.

Terry: Thats going to leave a mark in the morning!!
Jimmy: That could be the deciding factor in this match!!
Fat Tony: Yeah Harley is going to win!!

Harley gets up to his feet clutching his ribs as Chance does the same. Harley sees this and drops backwards hitting the ropes using them as a momentum builder and springs forward at Chance to be met only with a devastating clothesline. Chance crawls forward grabbing a baseball bat and swings it behind himself blindly catching Harley in the middle of the back.

Fat Tony: This is the true spirit of Christmas. Giving and recieving!
Jimmy: Yeah Yuletides to everyone getting beaten!!
Terry: Yep the WWA couldn't have planned this better!!
Jimmy: What a way to end the year i say!!

Chgance grabs Harley and drags him to the corner and steps up on the second rope and the crowd counts as Chance begins hitting Harley.

1...
2...
3...
4...
5...

Chance jumps down and steps back holding his hands out in a picture framing fashion and reaches down and grabs a wreath and places it aroundf Harley's neck and dropkicks him in the stomach area.

Jimmy: Chance doesn't seem to be taking this too serious!
Fat Tony: Of course not he isn't the one being beaten!!
Terry: Simple mistake im sure of it!!
Jimmy: Mistake or no mistake Chance has the advantage!!

Chance grabs Harley and lifts him up to the top rope and climbs up preparing to suplex Harley as Harley pushes Chance backwards into a bunch of toys and Gets up himself and jumps off the ropes driving and elbow into the chest of Chance as he rolls to the side avoiding the toys.

Terry: Wise move by Harley who we thought was done for!!
Fat Tony: I never underestimate the people i bet for!!
Jimmy: Isn't betting against WWA Rules!!
Fat Tony: Who said anything about profit sharing bets??

Harley is up and heads right for ther cage and begins climbing up it grabbing ahold of a wiffle ball bat as he does this Chance quickly follows grabbing a cabbage Patch Kid doll. Both men climb the same corner as Harley straddles the top Chance bashes the doll over Harleys knee which seems to stop him for a minute as Chance also straddles the top and they both begin beating the hell out of one another at the top of the cage.

Fat Tony: Both men could win here if they both fall down and hit the floor at the sametime!!
Terry: Or one ciould win by simply jumping!!
Jimmy: Very true Terry!

Suddenly a reeling blow from both men send both men sprawling and falling in opposite directions as Chance falls out of the ring and through the spanish announcers tables outside of the ring and cage as Harley falls down in between the ring and Cage getting himself securely stuck as Chance is punching away at him from outside the ring.

Jimmy: Ring the bell Chance has won the match!!
Terry: Look the bells caught under the table!!
Fat Tony: Don't ring it don't ring it!!
Jimmy: They have finally freed the bell!!

Ding...Ding...Ding!!

Terry: Your winner is Chance!!

Chance leaves ringside holding his back in pain as Dave Harley is being assisted at ringside and being freed from being trapped in between the cage and ring as the camera flashes back to Santa Claus.

Fat Tony: hey look its Jackson Kravens turn t9o recieve a gift from Santa!!
Jimmy: Wonder what he is getting!!
Terry: Who knows!!

As Kraven approaches the sleigh, a bunch of young kids who are out there collect up the snow and start throwing snow balls at Kraven. He growls at them and they run to the back.

Jimmy: Boy Kraven is not liked by anyone.
Santa: Now was that really necessary Kraven? Jackson Kraven: Shut up and give me my present.

Santa shakes his head, but he reaches behind him and pulls out a small box and hands it to Kraven. Kraven rips it open and pulls out... a lump of coal!

Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho! Someone has been a very bad boy this year. I think...

Kraven drops the lump and grabs Santa, tossies him off the sleigh and onto the stage. Santa gets up, Kraven kicks him in the midsection and than delivers a No More Tomorrows to Santa. The crowd boos loudly.

Jimmy: I can't believe what Kraven has done. Jackson Kraven has given Santa Claus a No More Tomorrows.

Kraven laughs at the downed Santa when suddenly the lights go out. A moment passes and than the sleigh explodes into flames. Kraven can just be seen backing away as Denrol's voice comes over the PA system.

Denrol: Stare into the flames. Realize that your time will soon be at hand. Prepare to celebrate your final moments of happiness. For this shall be your last Merry Christmas and your last Happy New Year.

The jumbotron turns on and shows in slow motion Kraven nearly breaking Denrol's neck.

Denrol: I hate you Kraven. My hate will destroy you.

The scene fades to commercial.

The camera finally cuts back to ringside to Terry, Jimmy and Fat Tony.

Fat Tony: Santa just got decimated by Jackson Kraven!!
Terry: What yule cheer!!
Jimmy: Not for Santa!!
Terry: denrol wants jackson kraven to know he means business!!
Jimmy: Well here it is folks the main event of the night!!

The camera pans down to the ring where several ladders, tables and chairs are spread all around as Gary Trudeau steps into the ring. Suddenly Christmas with the Devil by Spinal Taps blasts over the PA system as white red and green pyrotechnics go off as the lights circle the arena and not much else is happening as these words appear on the jumbotron.

Seasons Beatings!!
Seasons Beatings!!
Seasons Beatings!!
Now here comes yours!!

when suddenly, the WWATron leaps into life as a series of flashes can be seen as suddenly ‘I Stand Alone’ by Godsmack blasts over the PA system as the jumbotron leaps to life as a series of images can be seen. At first a bomb explosion in Nevada and then a battleship firing its guns and then it slows to a series of words.

Never again!!
Once before!!
Coming around to the beginning!!
I alone am the threat to all!!
Welcome to hell!!
I am your nightmare!!

Suddenly Shaman steps through the curtains with a large pyrotechnic explosion as white phospherous sparkles sprinkle down from atop the rampway as a series of explosions explode around the top of the ramp as Shaman slowly makes his way to the ring wearing a leather combined with snake skin combo vest and pants and a pair of black boots. Shaman steps into the ring looking at all the tables, Ladders and chairs grinning evilly as he shakes a ladder and then pats a table then stops eyeing the entrance way.

Gary Trudeau: In the ring first We have the Four time former WWA Extreme Champion...Shaaaaaman!!

The lights go completely out as the fans cheer. The WWAtron lights up with the lettering familiar to all.

Youth United

The words wash away. The fans give out a huge pop. The cheers are mixed in with the sounds of the Foo Fighters' "All My Life".

All my life I've been searching for something
Something never comes,
never leads to nothing
Nothing satisfies but I'm getting close
Closer to the prize at the end of the rope.

Red pyro explodes from the stage and Grunge walks through it. His face is an expression of pure determination. Julie flanks him wearing a red leather style dress. Grunge and Julie walk down to the ring.

Done, done, on to the next one.
Done, done, on to the next one.

They enter the ring and give the Youth United sign to the fans as REd pyro explodes from the ring corners. After the music dies and the lights come back on Julie gives Grunge a kiss on the cheek for good luck. He takes off his shirt and gives it to her before she heads ring-side.

The lights go completely out in the arena as the fans give a huge pop. They seem to know whats coming next. Words once again fill up the WWAtron.

Youth United

Ryan Adam's "When the Stars Go Blue" begins to play over the PA as the words wash away. The arena takes on a blue glow as if it's midnight under the stars.

Dancin' where the stars go blue
Dancin' where the evening fell
Dancin' in your wooden shoes In a wedding gown

A spotlight hits the top of the ramp. Rick Venom and Tiffani walk into the spotlight. He's wearing his black duster and black cowboy hat over his ring atire. He gives a yell before heading down the ramp.

Where do you go when you're lonely
Where do you go when you're blue
Where do you go when you're lonely I'll follow you
When the stars go blue

Rick enters the ring as Tiffani takes her place at ringside. He stands in the center of the ring under another spotlight and gives the Youth United symbol. The lights come back on and he heads to his corner, he takes off his hat and coat and hands them to the ring attendant not taking his eyes off Shaman.

Gary Trudeau: Introducing his opponents...Grunge and Venom representing YOUTH UNITED!!
Jimmy: Shaman isn't backing an inch away from Grunge and venom!!
Terry: neither are Grunge and Venom backing away either!!

As Shaman methodically stalks the ring, staring down on Grunge and Venom, the lights suddenly go out. The arena drops into almost total darkness and, in a oxymoron like no other, there is a thunderous silence. Then, ‘Respect the Wind’ kicks in over the PA and the WWAtron flashes rapidfire with a series of images, past matches, hard bumps, training footage, promos, all mixed in together overlaid with occult symbols and the like. Then, a series of UV lights shift into life and we see a lone figure standing at the top of the ramp. The corwd pop as they see the figure, head bowed, US title belt shining in the UV light, the huge sun tattoo on his shoulder glowing in the light and the other tattoos on his body glowing like for like.

Gary Trudeau: Ladies and Gentlemen, the partner, hailing from Toronto, Canada and weighing in at 250 lbs, he is the United States Champion, he is the man they call KAAASSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!
Jimmy: This crowd is definitely behind Kash despite his teaming with Shaman for this match.
Fat Tony: Well, you heard what he said, to become the best in the WWA, you need to beat everyone, not just your enemies, but your friends too. And since he’s already beaten Shaman, looks like Grunge and Venom are next on the list.

As Kash soaks in the crowds energies, he throws his arms out to the side and lets out a primordial scream and then breaks into a sprint, sliding under the bottom rope and jumping up on all four turnbuckles in rapid succession, performing the old cutthroat sign at each one in succession before bouncing down and removing his belt and handing it to the referee.

Jimmy: Kash and Shaman are exchanging some words!!
Terry: Shaman just motioned for Kash to go ahead and start the match!
Fat Tony: Wait a second this is a TLC match we'll end up seeing all four men going at it very soon!!
Jimmy: Right now it starts like a tag match!!
Terry: Im sure the ref realises how out of control this is going to get!!

Kash and grunge lock up as Kash grabs Grunge and reverses the lock up into and armbar and cranks on the arm several times causing Grunge to fall to the mat in pain. As Grunge gets back to his feet still in the armbar Grunge shoprt arm clotheslines Kash and then Kash quickly jumps back to his feet as Grunge and Kash begin pummeling each other viciously.

Jimmy: grunge and Kash are fairly well matched here!!
Terry: The balance is very good!!
Fat Tony: yeah as long as Shaman stays out of the ring!!
Jimmy: Shaman seems to be the power factor here!!
Terry: yes but teamwork will get Grunge and Venom the victory if they workwell together!!

Grunge quickly tags in Venom as Venom charges Kash and begin swinging lefts and rights.Kash and Venom are brawling in the centre of the ring, trading hard lefts and rights, Kash winning the exchange and backing Venom into the corner until Venom lands a hard kick to the nuts, followed by kick to the gut, finishing off with a boot to the jaw which sends Kash to the ground.

Jimmy: Hard shot there by Venom, and Kash is down.
Fat Tony: Down after one kick, what sort of man is he.

Venom picks Kash up and locks him in a reverse DDT position, then drops down hard, impacting the back of Kash’s head and neck hard on the mat.

Jimmy: Reverse DDT, and Kash is in trouble.

Venom drags Kash over to the corner and lays him flat out, then signals to the crowd, pickign up a chair as he goes.

Jimmy: Could this be the Hangover? If it is, then Kash can kiss this match goodbye.

Venom climbs up the ropes facing out, and doesn’t notice Kash stirring behind him. As he gets to the top rope, Kash punches Venom hard in the back of the knee and Rick falls down, crotching himself on the top rope.

Fat Tony: That will ruin Tiffani’s plans for later on.

Kash pulls Venom’s head back and locks him in the Tree-of-Woe. After planting a few hard kicks to the chest, Kash steps back and picks up Venoms fallen chair laying in the ring and walks to the opposite turnbuckle.

Jimmy: What is he doing…..no..no..no..no..this is mad!

As if to illustrate Jimmys point, Kash places the chair flat across his shoulder and charges the prone Venom.

CRASH!!!
Fat Tony &
Crowd: HOLY S**T!!
Jimmy: GORE!! GORE!! That could have broken nearly every rib Venom has! Kash is taking this to the limit!

Shaman is seen clapping in the corner as he watches Kash beat on Venom mercilessly with the chair. Kash motions to Shaman for a possible tag in as Shaman motions back that its all in his hands at the moment. Kash grabs Venom and locks in a quick snapmare suplex and rolls to his feet setting up a ladder.

Jimmy: Kash wanting to take this to another level!!
Fat Tony: Why didn't Shaman tag in!!
Terry: Looks to me Kash is doing enough beating on opponents for both of them at the moment!!

Kash setting upthe ladder climbs to the top as grunge comes flying from his corner kicking the ladder out from under Kash sending Kash crashing to the mat to only be met by massive clothesline from Shaman who turns and drags Kash over onto Venom and slips back into his corner as the ref drops to make a count!
1...2...

Jimmy: No kick out by Venom!!
Terry: that was close!!
Fat Tony: excellent ring presence by Venom to kick out at the last minute!
Terry: I'll call it luck!!

Kash and Venom both crawl to their corners as Venom makes the tag first and Grunge dives out quickly grabbing Kash and dragging him back to his own corner to begin working on Kash punching and kicking him. Standing kash up in the corner Grunge begins driving his shoulder into the midsection and turns around yelling at the referee as Venom begins choking Kash with the tag string hanging in the corner as Shaman steps through going forward the referee pushes Shaman back.

Terry: Grunge and Venom are doing a great job keeping Shaman from getting into the ring!!
Jimmy: Controlling the tempo and keeping it at their own pace!!
Fat Tony: This is going to get out oif hand soon!!

Shaman suddenly grabs the ref and shoves him out of the way as he charges Grunge and venoms corner leveling Grunge from behind and clobbers Venom with an elbow and drags Kash to safety in the oppoosite side iof the ring and sets up a table grabbing Grunge and hoists him up into aguerrilla press slam dropping him down upon the table breaking it.

Jimmy: the match has officially gone beyond control!!
Fat Tony: All the ref can do now is make the count of three when someone is pinned!!

Shaman quickly drops down and covers grunge who is quickly saved by a chair wielding Venom clonks Shaman on the head with the chair as Shaman clutches the back of his head he rolls over to be met with a chair shot to the chest.

Terry: Advatage grunge and venom at the moment!!
Fat Tony: Kash is still a bit stunned!!
Jimmy: Grunge is getting to his feet and heading for the corner!!

Venom delivers a backbreaker on Shaman and holds him on his knee as Grunge flies from the top rope from the corner delivering a massive leg drop onto Shaman which causes Shaman to drop to the mat severely.

Fat Tony: hey thats the starving sickness. The finisher used by The Horsemen. Shaman and the Magician!!
Terry: grunge and Venom trying to make a statement there!!
Jimmy: It may do more than make a statement!!

Kash suddenly comes from nowhere and nails Grunge with a spear and grabs a chair and slams Venom hard with it as Shaman is getting to his knees grabbing a chair with both of his hands and turns and clocks Grunbge as he was getting to his feet.

Jimmy: Shaman just got some satisfaction from that hit!!
Terry: So did Kash!!
Fat Tony: maybe i should bet on who bleeds first!!
Terry: You do that!

Grunge is getting pounded in the corner by both Shaman and Kash. Venom leaves ringside and goes backstage.

Jimmy: Wheres Venom going??
Fat Tony: Damn coward!!
Terry: Looks that the yellow streak is growing!!

Grunge returns with two ladders. He props one next to ring-side and then enters the ring with the other. He hits both Shaman and Kash with the one. Grunge goes out and grabs the other and then starts pounding the other with the ladder. Grunge and Venom slam the ladders into Shaman and Kash sending both men to the outside reeling in opposite directions. Shaman has landed near the newly replaced Spanish announcers table and Kash near the WWA announcers table.

Terry: Grunge and Venom have retaken the initiative here by using the ladders in a cunning way!!
Fat Tony: yeah simply put as weapons!!
Jimmy: Either way they are going to need everything they have to beat their opponents!!

Shaman gets to his knees and looks at the Spanish announcers table and plays possum as Venom strolls over to him casually thinking he has the edge as Shaman gets to his feet Venom takes a few punches at Shaman who suddenly blocks the last one and delivers a series of huge punches and then grabs venom and hooks him into a belly to back suplex delivered right onto the spanish announcers table.

Jimmy: that took the wind out of Venoms sails!!
Terry: Shaman drew him in by faking being stunned!!
Fat Tony: It was brilliant!!

Shaman drops to a knee and begins punching Venom on the back of the head and slamming his head won onto the splintered announcers table as grunge is beating on the downed Kash and sets him up on the WWA announcers table and sets up a ladder and then adjusts Kash on the announcers table and then climbs the ladder spreading his arms like an eagle as he reaches the top and delivers a senton bomb from the top down onto Kash and the announcers table as both men lay motionless.

Terry: Not another table!!
Jimmy: this is ridiculous
Fat Tony: This is extreme baby!!

Shaman oblivious as to whats going on on the otherside of the ring picks up Venom and pushes him into the ring and slides in behind him. Turns and sets up a chair and then helps venom to his feet sending him into the ropes and delivers a titl a whirl backbreaker onto the set up chair as venom hits the chair with a loud crunch.

Fat Tony: Devious move by Shaman there!!
Jimmy: Executed with precision!!
Terry: Could be more problematic in the future!!

Shaman grabs a ladder and sets it up and begins to climb up it as Venom gets up and falls into the ladder as Shaman is at the top sending him into the first row of seats as the fans scatter. Shaman comes down hard landing on the gaurdrail and the seats then finally coming to rest on the arena floor on the seating section not moving.

Terry: Quick thinking by Venom just saved his hide!!
Jimmy: No telling what Shaman was thinking!!
Fat Tony: I'll tell ya what he was thinking. he is not a high flyer so he decided to go overboard!!

Grunge drags Kash into the ring as Venom is getting up slowly and begins to set up a few chairs and two ladders and both venom and Grunge climb the ladders and look down satisfied and then climb back down grabbing Kash setting him up on the chairs and then climb the ladders. Grunge and Venom both leap to find the chairs empty as Kash rolls forward and out of harms way. Kash looks at both men down and looks around for a table as he rolls out of the ring grabbing one from underneath the ring as he realises he doesn't see Shaman anywhere as he looks at Shaman lying amongst the rubble of chairs in the crowd.

Jimmy: Shaman is still down!!
Terry: Thats about a twenty foot fall Shaman took!!
Fat Tony: im sure he'll be back into this!!
Jimmy: Shaman is probably kicking himself for making that decision!!

Kash shoves the table into the ring as Shaman sits himself into a sitting position watching Kash.Kash grabs grunbge and places him on the table and climbs the ladder as venom is climbing the opposite side of the ladder. Kash and Venom reach the top at the sametime and begin exchanging blows as Kash leaps backwards kicking the ladder causing Venom to fall down onto grunge ladder and all.

Terry: Thats gonna hurt in the morning!!
Fat Tony: damn Kash did that at the last minute!!
Jimmy: Quick thinking under pressure!!

Kash jumps down and grabs Venom and hooks the leg..

1...
2...

Jimmy: No Venom kicks out at the last minute!!
Terry: Im almost positive we'll see more pinfall counts towards the end!!
Fat Tony: Come on Kash!!

Kash up in a bit of frusteration looking around the ring for some more weapons and grabs a few chairs and lines then up on the ropes and grabs two tables and sets them up in the corners and grabs two ladders setting them up as well looking around for something.

Jimmy: Venom is up!
Fat Tony: Kash is unaware of this!!
Terry: This does ntot bode well for Kash!!

Venom quickly attacks Kash from behind sending kash sprawling into the chairs lined up on the ropes and then grabs kash and slings himinto the table in the corner and then grabs Kash again helping him up and slings him into the opposite corner slamming into the table hard as the table splinters and gets destroyed as kash lay motionless in the ring.

Terry:Viscious move by Venom there!!
Jimmy: Venom stops and checks on grunge who is sitting up now looking at kash with anger in his eyes!
Fat Tony: Kash is in trouble now!!

Rick and Grunge set up a table in the center of the ring. Grunge climbs the top-turnbuckle and then Venom lifts Kash up in a powerbomb position. Grunge leaps off and hits a leg-drop on the half-powerbomb driving Kash through the table.

Fat Tony: Payback is a pain!!
Terry: yes it looks to be that way!!
Jimmy: Thats it this could be over!!

Grunge and Venom set up the ladders again and climb to the top of them as the camera pans to see where Shaman was to only find he is gone. Grunge and Venom stand atop there ladders and point down at kash as both of them prepare to leap Shaman flies from nowhere knocking the ladder out from under them sending them sprawling into the chairs stacked against the ropes.

Terry: Shaman used a move of desperation to stop Grunge and Venom from possibly winning the match!!
Jimmy: Shaman checking on the downed Kash!!!
Fat Tony: Win the match ya big ox!!

Kash is up bringing Grunbge to the corner ropes.

Jimmy: Whats in store here folks!!
Terry: We can only imagine!!

Grunge grabs kash by the arms and turns slamming Kash's head into the top turnbuckle and then Grunge whips Kash off the ropes and knocks him down with a dropkick to the knee as he rebounds, then, as Kash hits face first, he follows up with a series of quick elbow drops to the back of Kash’s neck. Grunge then walks over to the corner and climbs the top rope.

Jimmy: Grunge is going to the air, this could be trouble for Kash
Fat Tony: I hope so

Grunge leaps off the top, flipping over with a scrappy sunset flip and attempts to bring Kash down. As he struggles, Kash steps one leg back and kicks a field goal straight into the groin of Grunge , then leaps up, nailing a hard elbow to the heart.

Fat Tony: Now that’s low
Jimmy: Your point being?
Terry: Everymove and counter has its place!!

Shaman is outside the ring setting up tables with chairs underneath tem and stops sliding two more ladders into the ring. Shaman is bleeing from his forehead somehwere not paying much attention to it as kash leans against the ropes obviously tired. Kash slowly grabs the ladders and sets them up as Shaman slides into the ring grabbing a chair and then grabs another tossing it to kash as soon as kash finishes setting up the ladder.

Terry: this looks to be devastating!!
Jimmy: Both men with Chairs and venom the only one on his feet looking away from them!!

Kash and Shaman look at each other and nod suddenly both swinging the chairs and miss Venom as he ducks and rolls out of the way as the chairs crash together with a loud clang. They both drop the chairs shaking their hands in pain as Grunge hits a Van Daminator on both men before they can recover sufficiently. Grunge grabs Kash and rolls him up hooking the leg.

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2...

Jimmy: No once again a close pinfall, But kash kicks out at the last second!!
Fat Tony: Somebody needs to win here!!
Terry: i hope these men have enough energy left to win!!

Suddenly all four me are up and heading for the ladders that are set up. Shaman and venom climb the same ladder as grunge and Kash climb opposite ones. venom and Shaman are fighting as they climb to the top of the ladder and the ladder topples sending both men out of the ring and onto the tables set up with chairs underneath them causing them to land in awkward positions and not moving. Kash and Grunge look on in horror as their respected partners look to be out cold from the landing. Kash looks at Grunge and suddenly leaps acorss to spear him as Grunge twists his body to one side causing Kash to land in the heap of Venom and Shaman as Grunge rocks uneasily in the ring as the ladder falls over sending grunge out of the ring and onto an unbroken table with chairs beneath it with no men moving at all.

Jimmy: The ref is beginning the count!!
Terry: Come on somebody get up!!
Fat Tony: Ahhh the suspense is killingme!!

1...
2...
3...

Kash slowly pushes up with his hand and collapses back down to his stomach..

4...
5...

Grunge gets to his knees and folds over backwards ..

6...
7..
8..

Both Kash and Grunge get to their knees at the sametime as Shaman and Venom begin to stir..

9..

Kash and Grunge are almost to their feet as the ref makes the ten count..

10..

The ref turns and signals for the bell as Kash and Grunge both simultaneously raise their hands in triumph as Shaman and Venom get to their feet as well looking on in confusion as venom looks at Kash and Shaman looks at Grunge..

Jimmy: Who won??
Terry: I don't know honestly!!
Fat Tony: Somebody win! Please be Shaman and Kash!!

The ref walks over to Grunge and Kash and tells them to both lower their arms as he explains to them the match is a draw. All four me look at each other and then look at the ref arguing something to him.

Jimmy: The match is a draw!!
Terry: That would explain the confusion!!
Fat Tony: nahh No no no this can't be!!

Jimmy and Terry looks at Fat Tony as Shaman and Kash turn and face Grunge and Venom. Looking at each other all four men shakeeach others hands in respect for the match and the turn to the crowd and raises each others hands in victory and all leave the ring together as two large men in business suits come walking towards Fat Tony who is in utter fear while looking at them.

Fat Tony: Someone quick give me 500 dollars!!
Jimmy: What you lost tonight??
Terry: Your on your own round boy!!
Fat Tony: uh guys here i got the money right...!?!?!

Suddenly Fat Tony goes running up the rampway away from the two large men who quickly follow him up the rampway.

Jimmy: this is Jimmy Valentine here with Terry valentine. As well as speaking for our elusive compadre Tony. We wish you all a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
Terry: thats right Jimmy Seasons greetings to you all!!

The camera fades from the arena and back to the WWA headquarters where several big men have several dozen bags of midgets in elf costumes tied up to their necks asMatt warr looks at them yelling at them.

Warr: Gift wrapped just the way youbelong you weirdos. The cops will be here any minute to take you away. merry Christmas and give santa Claus my best will ya. make sure you send him a card or two from the state pen!!

Matt Warr laughs as he watches the big men drag the bags of individual midgest down the hall towards the main lobby.